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Its that mid-week lull and we want something to make us laugh, if you do that, we will give you a ticket worth €150 into our €8k GTD Super Satellite this Sunday.
What can you win in that i hear you ask? well there's 2 packages to Vegas up for grabs each worth €4,000..So it really is all to play for
Get your comedy hat on and give us your best caption/one liner for the below image - Youve got 48 hours! from ... nowwww
What can you win in that i hear you ask? well there's 2 packages to Vegas up for grabs each worth €4,000..So it really is all to play for
Get your comedy hat on and give us your best caption/one liner for the below image - Youve got 48 hours! from ... nowwww
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Dear Specsavers Complaints Department.
Despite your salesperson's explicit assurances to the contrary, every time I lick my testicles the glasses fall off.
Yours etc,
Milo.
Despite your salesperson's explicit assurances to the contrary, every time I lick my testicles the glasses fall off.
Yours etc,
Milo.
New photographic evidence casts doubt on recent Turing test success.
Shows what Chipfire knows. He's calling me a fecking useless monkey on the forum.
Dear Editor of the Daily Tail,
I wish to express my displeasure in the strongest terms possible that too many Afghan hounds are being let into the park.
Yours,
Concerned of Barking.
I wish to express my displeasure in the strongest terms possible that too many Afghan hounds are being let into the park.
Yours,
Concerned of Barking.
There was a young collie called Faye,
who logged on to Betfair one day.
She's a bit of a joker,
so joined in the poker,
and won a trip to Las Vegas. Hooray!
who logged on to Betfair one day.
She's a bit of a joker,
so joined in the poker,
and won a trip to Las Vegas. Hooray!
We have had some terrific replies! You've had the whole team in stitches with some of your replies
But marginally snatching it with this gag posted in the horse racing forum 'Betfair CEO reassures investors that the share price will start to rise now he's been to specsavors.' is Duffy who will be credited with the €150 token
However as you all done so well EVERYONE is a winner - We will be awarding everyone who entered with a token worth €10 or €1 which they can use the Satellites to gain entry to the €150 big one.
If you haven't got the Poker client already make sure you head here and download it then choose your nickname - poker.betfair.com/getting-started/
We will be crediting you over the next couple hours - Will confirm once its in your accounts.
Best Regards
Betfair Poker Team
But marginally snatching it with this gag posted in the horse racing forum 'Betfair CEO reassures investors that the share price will start to rise now he's been to specsavors.' is Duffy who will be credited with the €150 token
However as you all done so well EVERYONE is a winner - We will be awarding everyone who entered with a token worth €10 or €1 which they can use the Satellites to gain entry to the €150 big one.
If you haven't got the Poker client already make sure you head here and download it then choose your nickname - poker.betfair.com/getting-started/
We will be crediting you over the next couple hours - Will confirm once its in your accounts.
Best Regards
Betfair Poker Team
Vegas token prizes have been dished out!
Duffy Vegas Victory Freeroll Poker tournament is open for registration!
* Password => vegas
* Time => Saturday 6pm UK time
* Find it => Betfair Tables -> Featured lobby
€400 in Vegas Experience tokens up for grabs!
-Team Betfair-
Ps.
Did you know that all new depositing players get 10 tokens for Football Shirt tournaments?
Don't pay for a shirt. Win it at Betfair Poker.
promotions.betfair.com/uk-poker-footy-sh...
Duffy Vegas Victory Freeroll Poker tournament is open for registration!
* Password => vegas
* Time => Saturday 6pm UK time
* Find it => Betfair Tables -> Featured lobby
€400 in Vegas Experience tokens up for grabs!
-Team Betfair-
Ps.
Did you know that all new depositing players get 10 tokens for Football Shirt tournaments?
Don't pay for a shirt. Win it at Betfair Poker.
promotions.betfair.com/uk-poker-footy-sh...
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