Off topic - THE DEVILS WORK

MK Dons

^^^^^

Yes, Lucifer excelled himself when he created them. And he did create them, of that there can be no doubt.

Essence

Whilst Satan would clearly be evil enough to create the Essence system, or for that matter the Skill and Go Leaderboard formula, would he have the required brain power to devise it ? I'm not totally convinced.

Nadine Dorries (SUPER NAP) 

Far right extremist, vile, biggotted scumbag.

Pidgeons! Scare me to death!

keithaisgay

Have to disagree with Barn Owls - beautiful creatures.

My inclusions would be....

Traffic wardens
Traffic cops
Telephone music whilst on hold
Mayonaise
Manchester United
Howard Webb
Joey Barton
American Gambling laws

Sainsburys
Ryanair
Easyjet
Man Utd
Brentwood Hockey
Almonds
Christiano Ronaldo
Brian Moore

Moths/Barn Owls???

Did they not merit their own individual entries or is it as simple choice between the two?  If so I vote moths.

Oh and you missed teenagers off the list.

Jan 24, 2012 -- 6:09PM, Keith A wrote:

SainsburysRyanairEasyjetMan UtdBrentwood HockeyAlmondsChristiano RonaldoBrian Moore

What's up with Sainsburys Keith?

Can't believe I missed Brentwood Hockey off my original list- the handywork of Beelzebub and no mistake.

Romford.

Went there for a football game many years ago, and also for some ice hockey.

Full of chavy, loudmouth, foul yobs (and that's just the women!)

chipfire (his parents who have to put up with his gambling problem would agree with this)
doobs (his carer who has to wipe his arse would agree with this)
traffic cops
low emission zones
football supporters
mini roundabouts
snow (in england only)
extended warranties
DFS salesmen
AB de villers
Mc donalds
FM radio signal
vanessa feltz
Any place north of tring
scottish people living in england claiming how proud thet are to be scottish.

My dad is dead cheezer. Died when I was 11.

HTH.

Sad Man Utd haters

Having watched 3 episodes of Sherlock with the kids, I can now deduce the following about my mate cheezer :

During his adolescence something very traumatic happened to him in a car just North of Tring (Milton Keynes perhaps, he does mention mini roundabouts ) with a Scottish DFS salesman that probably supported Rangers, and looked just like AB de Villiers.

It was snowing,there was crackly reception on the radio, young cheezer tried to cry out for help to a pair of passing traffic cops, who ignored him.

It explains a lot, Jesus, it explains a lot.

who's kids?

sitting down playing poker or sitting down watching crap on T.V, are you fat?

Did you mean whose kids ? They are mine mate- two girls.

Am I fat ? Wouldn't have said so, I spend a lot of time sitting on my backside, but I also spend a lot of time in the gym, playing football, cycling, kickboxing, etc.

666 flops
Horror films
TOWIE and similar fake celeb TV shows
M25

lol this is like something dfrom a fosters advert!

A successful banker
excellent reading and writing skills
athletic, natural sportsman who is has hard as nails
fantastic father figure
winning gambler
witty and clever
ans willing to share all his personal details on a poker forum!

wow, this must make chipfire the most unpopular guy in town right?

lol this is like something dfrom a fosters advert!

A successful banker
excellent reading and writing skills
athletic, natural sportsman who is has hard as nails
fantastic father figure
winning gambler
witty and clever
ans willing to share all his personal details on a poker forum!

wow, this must make chipfire the most unpopular guy in town right?

Lol. My kids love  me, that's all the matters.

Though I'd quite like it if Sharin Foo from The Raveonettes loved me too.

Jan 26, 2012 -- 6:32PM, chipfire227 wrote:

Lol. My kids love  me, that's all the matters.Though I'd quite like it if Sharin Foo from The Raveonettes loved me too.

Lad

lol fair play chipfire, never gonna agree with you on the poker/gambing thing but must admit you comne across as a fairly level headed guy, respect. oh, would like to add ricky ponting to my list.