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What did the big fart say to the little fart?
The last one outs a ****! |
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sh i t
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ur getting too obssesed with diet exrecise is better than any diet
and eat what u want be happy |
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Maybe smaller stakes while concentrating on your lifestyle changes? Or, just untill you get used to it.
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They say that too much porn is bad for you. Well, I beg to differ.
In the past four weeks I've won £23k on poker, grew my **** 4 inches, got in to incredible shape and met a hot local girl in my area! |
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I have a tilting Cheltenham/betfair story.
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Are you superstitious? If so perhaps no poker on juice only days. masterchef 9pm
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hot local girl in your area, I guess despite supporting brighton you're not from there.
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(brightonaremagic)
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The old man phoned me to put a bet on for him. So I said no probs and while 20 tabling tried to place the bet. I put it on the horse and it came in at 9/1. I had only gone and put it on the wrong horse and now Im in 2 minds wether to tell him or just pay up!!
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2 million pounds
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£250k
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750K
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££££££ --- 1.5 million -----£££££££
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£450,000
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tell me tell me lol missed flush here
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600 k
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1 mill
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Joke to cheer you up:
I took my 12-year-old son camping at the weekend. As we sat around the fire he said, "Dad, I need a sh1t." "Go and have one then," I said. "That's the beauty of camping, you can sh1t anywhere you want and you can't get into trouble." He walked off and came back a few minutes later. "Where did you have one?" I asked. He said, "In your car." |
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i think omaha u have too think 5 times more
imo |
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heads
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JoKeR373x
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You said something last week about a question .... what was your largest tip left for a waiter ... ......also w I would like to ask what is your largest tip left for deaoler in poker game.... I ask this because on my first ever live poker game I was lucky enough to finish 9th for $5000 ... and when asked by the cashier how much I would like to tip the dealer I was stumped ..... I just said " as much as guy who finished 10th" ......this was a $200 tip ...... 4% of my money -- was I ripped off -- and in future what would I say ----------- poker players work on small edges so is giving 4% too much --- should you give any at all ???
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reserve question - how many minutes did Marta say in your flat after the show finished last week.
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whats the average most ppl watch tv per year
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I pulled this ginger girl.
We got naked and she said, "I've never seen one like that before." I said, "That's because this one's erect." |
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brightonaremagic does that mean you'll do anything with a pulse?
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Evening John
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I just watched some Pikeys getting married on Gypsy Weddings.
The only possible reason I can see for the bride to have such an elaborate dress with so many layers is that by the time her groom has peeled it off, she may be nearing the age of consent. |
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1100 hours
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1300 hours
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1000 hours
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Bruce Forsyth !
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1500 hours
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999 hours
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1520 hours
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200 hrs
apple best |
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cheeky little **** is more appropriate!
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Heads, cgull69.
Go with the Marta question, i'm intrigued |
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How much wagered on all races at Cheltenham so far this year?
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