Big Slick owe me £5.

*lots of typos

oi - ffs. i knew you lot would be like this.

i am not asking for it back... i was just asking what happened to it...

well i made a few journeys to the boy's w/c but i think i would have heard the announcement.

basically, it is late - well not that late for me but i feel tired and have had a few beers round a friends house..... and i am nice and didn't come on here to argue.

polite chat would be appreciated rather than the drivel 'divaflava' (which sounds like a transexual show) has spewed on this thread.......

CARL, JUST GIVE HIM BACK HIS FIVER!!

OR I'LL GIVE HIM 200 QUID TO SHUT UP!

heads or tails?

mandy DONT light up some of us here are following you posts re quitting waiting for you to suceed to inspire us!!

DONT give up giving up m8

good luck :-)

right - done what i logged on to do and will now be off.
sorry if i offended anyone but i wanted to ask and did. i would also do it again. maybe in a different way.... but it is a shame that people have to gang up on a person and not add anything constructive to the question, conversation or thread.

btw - just to satisfy you all... me starting this thread means i am a tight, forgetful, petty, inconsiderate, mean, nasty, ignorant, deaf, nosey, rude, unappreciative, sour, resentful and evil person.

that's what you want to hear......so go print it on a t-shirt and wear it to your next 10 freezeout.

lol you are so tactful. gotta be a wind up.

You certainly kept a low profile on Saturday builder you should have introduced yourself.

Looks like he's driven Mandy back onto the fags...calls for a witchhunt IMO...Burn the b'stard ;)

Carl - get some nicorette chewing gum it stops the irritabilty. use the low strength. All it does is replace the nicotine, which the lack of, is what's making you want to punch walls.

Mandy iv given up smoking a few times but always went back lol 24hrs-48hrs the worst 48hrs to end of 1st week very bad 7-14 days a little nag, after fortnight cravings totaly gone. I was extremely sports orientated 1st 20 years of life so periods would be longer for someone whos has less active life. Over the last 10 years iv had 3 cracked teeth from having a whack on the head on my 18th bday ouch spend whole day and night in plastic surgery ward lmao. When i took the whack my teeth smashed together and 3 of em were damaged iv never liked dentists so bit by bit the cracks got worse and so did the toothache 1 of the roots died on its own finally but iv had the other 2 taken out 1 bout 2 years ago and the last 1 just a month ago. I put up wiv some horrific pain wiv them unreal when u consider how easy it is to have them removed. If u phone dentist go private 60 quid and u can have it out by lunchtimein 4hrs the pain will be hardly noticable, trying to give up smoking while ur in constant pain just wont work get the tooth seen to asap and not having a fag will be so much easier. I assume uv tried clove oil for the immediate took ache so u can talk wivout ripping someones head off lmao its only short term**it, u will quickly build up immunity so it doesnt work but will have instant bliss if uv never used it b4, anyone gona use clove oil only a bit at a time and dont get any on ur lips and face cos it can burn quite nastily if u overdo it;)

carl u have to break sum eggs to make an omlette

Bulider you forgot to call yourself a stig

CARL - It WILL pass - The 1st week is a bit of a C**t to be honest, you'll still have urges and weak moments to beat for 3-4 weeks but 3 days is renowned as the biggest mountain.
The hardest thing in gicing up is getting started and youve done that. Youve beaten the fear.
Your wife and kids can look forward to seeing their father for many years to come.
If you need to eat or drink a little (or a lot more) just do it.
Any pangs or grumpiness your having is that sly c**t of a nicotine monster clinging on to life. Each craving beaten is another dagger in his yellowy brown stained f**k c**t of a heart.
gl gg wp

is builder scottish as he is tighter than a nun's knickers

Everytime you fancy a cancer stick have a w*** instead. You will sleep more (so less time for cravings), enjoy yourself and get fit at the same time. Spend the money you save from buying ciggies on a collection of adult literature to help you in your quest.

nicely stolen from The Dragons Hawko, wasn't funny then either!

Alan Carr has nothing on you OEP ;-)

Lol thx Dan. I might start charging for my addictions clinic soon :)

http://www.click2quit.co.uk/why_quit/WQ02.asp

I quit at new year but fell off in Vegas in July. Went to the quack two weeks ago for a prescription for Zyban (which I used in January) and I'm quitting tonight when I go to bed.

Carl - day 3 is the worst because the last of the nicotine has left your body. Have a look at http://whyquit.org/

Also go to http://www.silkquit.org/ and install their quit meter, which runs in your systray and shows how much money you've saved and so on - its really motivational.

stick to the no smoking carl , most peple who smoke say 2 weeks and your there , dont give in m8

The Falcon 14 Sep 01:17
CARL, JUST GIVE HIM BACK HIS FIVER!!

OR I'LL GIVE HIM 200 QUID TO SHUT UP!


Ummm - I never got my fiver back either ;-)

builder...
in the words of del boy.
"YOU PLONKER"
:)

hey Carl - and Mandy! Carl I stopped smoking in 2001 and I had smoked since I was 13 - I was smoking 30 a day when I stopped. NB the word stopped - if you stop it is much more positive than 'giving up' which implies a sacrifice!
I stopped at the same time as my (now ex) husbandwho smoked 90 camels a day.
Anyway - bottom line is both our experiences were completely different. And we had to be individually selfish. We nearly killed eachother, our colleagues, friends and families BUT (I am sure Mandy will agree) they all felt that it was worth it to see us off the fags.
If it helps at all..I found it really really hard for the first 3 months - 1st 5 days killer, then periodical bad patches for 3 months. Then after a year and no lies - I am absolutely clear. I never ever have wanted another cigarette. Never resented anyone else for smoking and will never go back.
My big tip...change all your habits as smoking fits around your whole life. So mix things up a bit. Change timetables as your body is in a routine. Take anything that will be a help but it is your willpower that will get you through.
GL and dont go back to it cos you have already done the hardest thing and although you may feel like you are being bad you are really a hero in everyone's eyes! AND it is really really worth it.

"BIG SLICK OWE ME 5"

pmsl

"(- i don't need the 5 badly lol but it's the principle.)" oh, I see

- "oi oi - first oif all.... i said i didn't want the 5 back now. so chill" - erm, your thread is saying that the club owe you money

"i am glad that it was donated to charity but understand that i had no idea this was the case" - are you one of those people that have absolutely no idea what is going on around them? Do you drive for 8 miles without looking in your mirrors? Do you wander the pavements aimlessly, getting in everyone's way? Did u notice that queue at the bank when you spent 20 minutes interrogating the cashier?

-from my point of view, it was as if the person had pocketed it. - OK OK I NICKED IT

i feel tired and have had a few beers round a friends house..... and i am nice and didn't come on here to argue. - well wtf are you here to do? (Apart from accuse people of stealing and argue)!

right - done what i logged on to do and will now be off.
sorry if i offended anyone but i wanted to ask and did. i would also do it again. maybe in a different way.... but it is a shame that people have to gang up on a person and not add anything constructive to the question, conversation or thread. the title of the thread says it all :D

lol mavis. i ditto your thoughts.

double ditto.

treble that ditto :)

mavis - i can assure you that i heard no announcement about the charity donation while i was there. that was from 11:30am onwards. there was no-one with a microphone etc. maybe it was only the select forumites who were told? if i had, i would have been fine with it.

also, the lady at the registration table told me she would find me. this led me to believe this would happen. if i had been told at the registration table that the plan was to donate the 5's then i would have had no problem. it's just that i was told it would be returned to me.

it's like if you go into a restaurant and order something... you then wait for/expect it to arrive.

i know none of you will dare to agree with me on this and it really is heartwarming to see you ''ditto'' each other.

but my main point is that i wasn't told of the donation and was wrongly informed that i would be found at my table. it's not about the money. anyone willing to pay 115 for a buy-in with the statistical likelihood of going home with nothing will not covet 5.

i started the thread as a comment about the service of the big slick.... not in order to recover the 5. it's not the cash... but the principle.

builder - ffs drop it mate.

the buy ins were not handled by Big Slick, but by Carl and his wife.

I think even you could have worked that out.

Not long after the start of the tourney Carl stood up and shouted very loudly does
anyone really want their fiver then let me know or otherwise it goes to charity.
I had my headphones on and I still heard it. I find it curious that you didn't speak up
then but start a thread on the forum that honestly makes you look like a git.

I don't give a stuff about what anyone else thinks of you, but in my books you're
doing yourself no favours and frankly sound like a moron.

builder,
in all seriousness im going to give you some free advice that will hold you in good stead for the next few years.

think about what you are going to say before you say it....then dont say anything...the world will become a better place for you

gl:)

fine. say what you want.......

but when sh1ts like mavis and divaflava come on here ridiculing me then i am entitled to respond in the same way.

i had no headphones and never heard it. i am glad it went to charity and would have agreed to it had i heard it.

i also apologise for any offence caused.

but this thread was intended as an enquiry and discussion and not a rant etc.

i also entitled this thread incorrectly. sorry.

builder - you are not helping.

"shi1ts like...."

enough now. please.
dibs

builder , once again as clear as i can to avoid confusion

the people doing the buy ins were myself and mandy , although niffer helped out for ten mins when i nipped for a fag
we genuinly had no fivers , nor did the club so mandy wrote a list down of people "we" owed a fiver to - i have that list in front of me and yes you are on it

after i was knocked out and after a break myself, mandy and a lad from the slick sat down with the cash , we needed to adjust the prizes etc as originally they were worked on 132 runners
the slick had already counted out the cash and made some envelopes up - so we needed to recount and adjust
all the 10900 prize fund (109*100) was then worked out again and sealed in respective envelopes
the money for the sweep was then put into two envelopes for winner and r up
we then had the surpluss (raffle money and a couple of donations)
unfortunatley we still had no fivers or at least not enough to go round anyway - mandy asked me should we go find everyone and tell them to split the tenners with someone else etc
this involved disturbing around 8 tables at a stage where the next blind raise was big
i decided to intervene - i went next to the table that was gonna be the final table and shouted as loud as i could "excuse me one minute , we still have no fivers , do you all really want me to run around all night trying to find some or are you happy to stick them in for charity" i must admit it was a bit of a loaded question - no one spoke then someone said stick them in the charity - i shouted "any objections" no one spoke again ,
i walked back and told mandy to stick the cash in charity

all proceeds will be announced very soon on how much we raised etc and broken down to where it came from - i am hopeful after speaking to someone that the fund maybe upped slightly - thats the reason why it hasnt been done yet

are you know happy that its took me 30 mins to fully explain exactly what went on
if not then what is the next question ?
i repeat my previous offer as well - if you want your fiver returning them please pick a HU room and you will be sorted

no - mandylou - i gathered that from before and that is fine.

i do not want the 5 back and an pleased that it went to charity as i would only have wasted it.

i have apologised for causing offence on this thread and would like to do so again.

i started this thread as i thought it was a representative of the big slick who had done the registration table and not you and your wife/partner. thinking this, it appearred as bad service.

i now know this was not the case and accept that i missed the announcement. if i had heard the announcement i would have agreed.

thank you for responding maturely and in a helpful manner on this thread unlike some of the others.

builder just reading this thread shows what a complete muppet you are. you asked for a fiver in a way that it was stole from you. surely you could have emailed someone rather than post on here and accuse someone of not returning a fiver. grow up you tool.

lol wtf does it have to do with you? ^^^^

never seen you on here before. you can't even type 'anfield' correctly when registering your forum name.

lmao. jog on. we have sorted it. no need for you to butt in.

builder you're an absolute tool.

there are amoeba on saturn with larger brains than yours.

totally agree with canary on that one.

To be fair, calling someone a sh1t is almost a complement coming from some people I know.

I say some people, I think I mean myself

You should have done what I did builder when I saw they had no fivers I bought one of terence for 7.50( a bargain as it turned out)

Matty, I see that clown Sibierski scored yesterday. Don't be fooled

If he does nothing else, that might be enough tho'.

matty - I bet he took his bus fare out of it though

matty1 15 Sep 19:38

You should have done what I did builder when I saw they had no fivers I bought one of terence for 7.50( a bargain as it turned out)

pmsl class :^O

thebuilder86. 15 Sep 17:37


also, the lady at the registration table told me she would find me. this led me to believe this would happen.

LOL u have a way of putting things :) :)

I must admit though, I am a sh1t. lol :)

a way of putting things?

i think i am rather eloquent and explicit in my posts.

despite this.... serious replies are scarcely spread.

and you're a complete c0ck.

it was mostly a social event anyway. but the way you have acted on here makes me wonder whether you'll be allowed back.

never seen such a selfish and patronising post in my life.

I can't help but like u :)

will you marry me?

Come on everyone I think Builder has had his slating . He got the wrong end of the stick but apologised .......and gladly donated his fiver when told the facts.

just got back home after a week away and finally caught up with all the post bfwcop posts, and this thread is frankly an embarresment

i'm glad you kept your head down on the night cos you sound like a right tool

whether i'll be allowed back?

well..... i was better behaved than most on the day. i turned up on time. didn't moan about the wait.actually paid my buy-in instead of just saying i was going to attend.

and i really have not said anything out of order on this thread. 'mandylou' would agree with me on this too i reckon. i merely enquired as to what had happened.

but as for me being banned..... it could happen. if it did, it really wouldn't ruin my life but i wouldn't like this to happen.

one last thing....

canary boy - i remember you attempting to make-up with me in the weeks before the bfwcop. until you bailed out. you seem to be stalking me on here and appear with some inane, idiotic comment on every thread i start or am in discussion on. sort of flattering. also... it seems that you think i am bothered by your words. well i am not... as you do not matter to me! it's like me being banned from Lord's for life. hmmmm... i hate cricket. i was never going to go there!!!!

;)

Totally agree Dan. I think we can all have a laugh on the othe other thread (Mikes) but this should be the end of this. He is an easy target, who sets himself up but he is basically a young guy who is harmless enough and doesn't deserve most of this.

I agree with OEP.

I typed that whilst you were obviously composing yours Builder, now please forget this thread. You are doing yourself no favours and whilst you continue to add fuel to the fire, you will keep bneing berated. Can I suggest that you ignore any further comments and this will pass?

Btw hi Andy, great to see you and well played last week mate. I thought that you were very solid, just overtaken by the increasing blinds.

lol you used to rub everyone up the wrong way on here with your arrogance, then you started behaving and the abuse stopped.

just remember you reap what you sow.

you are a very mixed up kid.

I just been rivered by straights on 2 tables at the same time .........can we all start argueing again .

& then a 3 outer to finish me as i was typing this :-(

come on then builder pirate canary (angry smiley thing)

Ok Dan I think you played it like a c**t (clot) ;)

you too rob, great result, wp

Cheers Andy, a but diappointed at the time, but all in perspective now and a great weekend.

you charleton pirate.

omg 88 v a5 .flop a55......200 down in about 25mins .

you probably get another bad beat bonus if that happened to you small stack :-)........, builder would ask for his entry back & canary & mavis would hit runner runner 8s .....time for fag :-( (sorry mandy)

Lol :)

a new day and a new dawn/start etc....

but before i depart.. i must remind you that i am not bound by the same social constraints as you. my life does not become better or worse due to being liked/disliked on here respectively. i do not intend to annoy people as this is unkind and actually gains me nothing.

but believe what you want.... 'spawn of satan' etc.... yup. i'm that bad.

whoosh........ gone.

thank ** for that

You need to see St Jude (The patron saint of lost causes).


I guess that soem people just don't want help.

Builder if you had stopped replying to this thread it would have died on its arse after about 20 posts.
You love it and I nominate you for master fisherman of the year.

Surely not as good as the greta Roy Brindley? ;) :p

He was last years champion wasn't he? :)

lol ok :)

Is it like the Darwin poker awards?

fiver is on its way to you builder you tool.

i do love this thread.

See what happens when you argue with Mandylou, you disappear.

Be warned DBTH ;)

sorry i thought this was the custard cream thread

afternoon builder, where have you been?

looooool

OH yeah, call me a sh1t again and I'll ignore it for two and a half years.

any olympic updates?

builder is in the special olympics which isn't for another few weeks.

has this thread really being going a year??

that fiver is now worth £3.76

:D

BUILDER SAID DONT GIVE MY MONEY TO THAT FKING FOXHUNTERS CHARITY!! :0 :0

LOL this thread got mentioned on msn tonight

So have you paid him yet?

no, bought a young bird in a red coat and johdpurs a KFC and asked for a xmas kiss in return

Any greasy bones left in her box? (of course after the breast and thighs had been nibbled)

plenty of mayonnaise

Have you booked for this year yet Builder?

Maybe all the spare fivers could go to Chillin's buy in?

Builder how about you pay back the $100 you owe from 6 months ago when pokerchamps was around. Also stop blocking this person so he can ask where is the money :)

Good day sir!

can't believe this is still going lol

morning Forumtramps

Got your five pounds back yet?

People going to the forum game - watch ya £5ers if Mandylou's about ;)

lol

builder = legend

lol

[;)]