Sickest session i've had so far i think. 28 games played, first 25 got knocked out, was really steaming and on course for a big loss, left with a bowl of rice in the last 3 but came back somehow miracle luck for 2 wins and a 3rd place. Prob gona play 9 mans now so i can get to goldstar before the end of the month as i wont play hardly over xmas period.

Starting bank $650

Previous bank $1,052

Current bank $1,081

Total games played - 751

I also leave you with this gem, happened during the mare i had in the first 25 games.

PokeStars Game #37081692038: Tournament #224637220, $6.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/12/23 9:08:41 ET
Table '224637220 3' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: utoungulator (1845 in *****
Seat 2: trebremark (1285 in *****
Seat 3: Ziirer1 (575 in *****
Seat 4: Sunday8pm (1065 in *****
Seat 5: GorgioV (3285 in *****
Seat 6: phil_london (1627 in *****
Seat 7: monereWOG (4242 in *****
Seat 8: iRainer (1365 in *****
Seat 9: burns1986 (1791 in *****
iRainer: posts small blind 25
burns1986: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Sunday8pm [Jd Jc]
utoungulator: folds
trebremark: folds
Ziirer1: folds
Sunday8pm: raises 150 to 200
GorgioV has timed out
GorgioV: folds
GorgioV is sitting out
phil_london: folds
monereWOG: calls 200
iRainer: folds
burns1986: folds
*** FLOP *** [7c Jh 6h]
GorgioV has returned
Sunday8pm: bets 200
monereWOG: raises 3842 to 4042 and is all-in
Sunday8pm: calls 665 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (3177) returned to monereWOG
*** TURN *** [7c Jh 6h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [7c Jh 6h Th] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sunday8pm: shows [Jd Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
monereWOG: shows [Kc Qs] (a straight, Nine to King)
monereWOG collected 2205 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2205 | ake 0
Board [7c Jh 6h Th 9s]
Seat 1: utoungulator folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: trebremark folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ziirer1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Sunday8pm showed [Jd Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 5: GorgioV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: phil_london folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: monereWOG (button) showed [Kc Qs] and won (2205) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 8: iRainer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: burns1986 (big blind) folded before Flop

Played 25 9 mans, ran horrifically, in the last 12 i think i set a new world record by finishing 4th in 7/12. (can be checked on sharkscope). Theres nothing wrong with my bubble play either, just getting called ultra light and they get there, or call with the nuts and they get there, yawn.

Starting bank $650

Previous bank $1,081

Current bank $1,042

Total games played - 776

^ Wise mate GL

Good work getting to 1k btw.

Have a good xmas all... May you all run like Usain on heat.

Big Bad Dog 23 Dec 19:29
Lenny the Guvnor 23 Dec 18:43
Shipped the balance to EVVO for safekeeping cos ill be mostly drunk over xmas and will probably just play 25-50 blind if i leave it in there.

Sent $1k cos thats the max per day

What sort of f@@@@@ commitment is this

800 **ing games in a week commitment you tit

Can someone tell me is this not the same guy he responded to my thread last year.

That Was Just a Noise 29 Oct 18:50


Can you not see that nobody is remotely interested

A) We all get **** beats

B) Its $11


Yet is on here borrowing money for $6.50 games oh how times change no wonder you get**gged you funking idiot.

Only person with any sense on this thread, so far has been............ Jazzy John

I don't think i've said anything nonsensical.

Happy Xmas all.

merry christmas by the way dude- you need to frget the poker an work in an office for a while-IMO

Anyway, even tho youve been a rude cnt to me in the past, i do wish you the best of luck.

I do apreciate your balls and success in gettnn staked tbh.

Hey im a fkn hypocrite i got staked 15k. 22k paided back now tho- an were cool.

Tbh Ben tho, I really dont think your that gd a player- competeant at best- just mo. Ive had a few jars the night, but ihate this staking crp.

One guy who's posted on this forum put his trus in another an he ripped him of £4kish. Also didnt the last time you looked staked made some then went mad an blew it all at middle stakes?

What im really trying to say theres a guy posted here2night that putfull trust in someone- an they fked him over. - jesus Ben the cash ur looking how long would take 1/2 weeks in sales or a call center-

You've failed a LOT at cards- if you earnt your own money you might respect it more. Ive played you 1000's of hands ( ot recent ganted, i got a far beter deal elsewhere). But I HONESTLY, TRUELY

NO dig at all, think you should invest in 4/5 poker books- do 2 weeks temping, an come bck straonger than ever.

Its no the say playing with others money- u lose u go- meh, you los ur gas, electric bill you sweat, adrenalin kicks in an u play harder and faster. This isnt a dig its just my opioion.

If u can be a uber**? I have direct debits with the red cross and salvation army- not Ben M.

I think you would be better for you- mentally. IMO

Anyway i like ur brass neck- I sicncerly hope it works out for ou.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKqO0FeaCFQ

And you need to **in pop your ego. im 10 times the poker player you will ever be you**mug.

Ben If your the 10x the poker player i am why are u sitting outside a phonebox saying 'change please'

Have some fkn respect for yourself u tramp fk- an aye it did take 4 to restrain me- an when i was on the ground u put the boot in- so as far as im concered ur a rat cnt.

As for drugs- well ive not had any in a hell of a long time (22 days kickn a huge habit)- and dont intend to ever touch them again- not that thats any of ur fkn business btw. But at least ive been there done that- traveled the world on the back of cards- where have u been? Sitting outside ur virtual phonebox with a mankey starbucks cup in ur hand.

I dont think I said that about Mikes mother- if i did it was while being restrained- Mike is a decent really sound stand guy- unlike u.

How much did you manage to leech of Dubai an co before they told u do one?

On here setting terms like ur offering people a favour- LMAO.

Your a fkn mug- get a job, get a life- you obviously cant cut it at the tables if after 6 years ur on the beg.

I wouldnt stake you if you offered me 100% lol. Your a **e player and a mouthy cnt, im not alone in this opinion.

I was actually opffering you a bit of advice, as i didnt like to see you degrade your self like you have- you may be a big lad but trust me theres fkn bigger.

Anyway I dont like all this chat- its fkn sad- internet rows, special olympics etc. Your not a good player, ur a mouthy cnt at th tables and try to indimidate others- when their not intimidated you fold quicker than a china man on was day.

Im very very fkn irritable as i am kickn a big habit- an tbh, i dont think your that bad a cnt- ur a cnt, but i guess so am i. tryn very hard not to be tho.

Im actually enjoyn being a cnt at the moment truth be told.

In the space of about 10 posts this thread has gone platinum, love the idea of doom eating cold turkey sandwiches :)

Ben, apologieish- it really is none of my business who stakes who- im uber irritable at the moment tho.

My main point and the one i know I believe in is- do a few weeks temping, live a cheap enough life and earn a roll. Its actually better for you in the long run, cos u get 100% profit.

You might need a break from cards as well, an nothing sobers you up like a job (im starting one on the 4th- unreal i got one after a 6yr gap in CV lol)- not even doing it for the money- theres no way i could live on the salary they start me on lol. but for the break.

play maybe 2/3 hrs in the evening. Suppliment. Theres no reason in the world you couldnt get a job. and build your own roll that way. This is my opinion. I believe it to be true. Also, i know, you dont play as well with other peoples money. You simply dont.

We put a lot of sht behind us- an i have no intention in bring that all up again- tho it mostly has been lol. If you come at me like a bull in ur reply i'll argue right back.

But honestly, even tho u are a cnt, i wish u the best of luck

douglas in the jungle 26 Dec 18:45


Oh aye and all ur 'paddy ****' 'Irish cnts', 'we brits should of shot more of you' etc etc you spouted to me at the tables- thats why the fight kicked of at the forum game

Really?

wrote out a long reply but it didnt post.

Will post tomorrow dont have time for it now

shaa - no absolute rubbish

Oh you lying bastrd Ben. That HU game on cypto we had- you didnt say exactly that stuff an far worse- I swear on my entire families life you did. There was even a thread about how i called you a racist bstrd.

Absolute rubbish- OH U LYING **

And im hardly going to swear on my entire familys life and any unborn kids i may have on an internet forum thats essentially fk all- but YOU FKN KNOW you did- and that was why there was bad blood between us at the forum game

U remember the game? 2/4 hu crpto- you won bout $20 i lost $150 in rke- a few old heads might remeber the thread- highstack, zelda i think posted on it, a few more might rem, its like 4.5years ago now ffs. but i will find people who rem me calling u a racist ** back then- if you dont admit it i'll def find people who will.

JUST BE HONEST- YOU WERE TRYING TABLE BANTER- AN TBF IT WORKED A BIT. BUT YOU CALL ME A LIAR OVER THIS I SWEAR TO GOD

calm down guys