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J3w3ll3r
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Durrrr is 5 tabling Isildur1 on FT and Down $2m in last 3 hours..

Isildur1 currently has $3m spread across 5 tables

That has to sting...........

J3
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Report Stringer Bell November 22, 2009 2:57 AM GMT
Dealer: Isildur1 shows [3h 6h 6d 3s]
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows [Qc 7s 3c As]
Dealer: Isildur1 shows three of a kind, Sixes
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows a flush, Ace high
Dealer: Phil Ivey wins the pot ($832,940) with a flush, Ace high
Report frames November 22, 2009 9:14 AM GMT
How did Isi go in the 25k tournament ?
Report enjbenjy November 22, 2009 9:18 AM GMT
6th
Report stu November 22, 2009 11:06 AM GMT
Funny to think if all these guys pooled together they could probably wipe out all world debt... :D
Report chop180 November 22, 2009 9:23 PM GMT
Here we go again....
Report chop180 November 22, 2009 9:29 PM GMT
Dealer: durrrr shows [Js Jc]
Dealer: Isildur1 shows [Td Tc]
Dealer: durrrr shows a pair of Jacks
Dealer: Isildur1 shows three of a kind, Tens
Dealer: Isildur1 wins the pot ($202,999.50) with three of a kind, Tens

Money goes in on T high flop, good start for isi....
Report J3w3ll3r November 22, 2009 10:45 PM GMT
Finally Durrrr is starting to get the better of isildur
Report chop180 November 22, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
Think isi tilted a bit when he got the aces outdrawn, he'd already called durrrr a donk on a previous table. Be interesting to see if he can recover his earlier play.
Report J3w3ll3r November 22, 2009 10:54 PM GMT
LOL yeah i saw that, thats why they switched from Holdem to Omaha
Report chop180 November 22, 2009 11:13 PM GMT
He's defo doing better now!
Report J3w3ll3r November 23, 2009 6:28 PM GMT
He defo did better he managed to keep his loses to $500k, down from the usual $1m..a vast improvement in anyone's books
Report Mc Moonbeam November 24, 2009 1:14 AM GMT
a fool & his money ..
Report Stringer Bell November 24, 2009 1:30 AM GMT
better than a fool with no money
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag November 24, 2009 9:07 AM GMT
arbboy 22 Nov 02:32

Dealer: Patrik Antonius wins the pot ($1,356,946.50) with a straight, Five high

biggest ever pot online


aristonandon 22 Nov 02:41

yep first even million dollar pot online.

both stuck in 81k preflop with ak33 dbls for patric and 6789 for blom. flop of 245 rainbow with both having a big stack and it all went in on the flop. blom misses his 11 outs twice but reloads and just keeps playing.


That is fkcing class :D
Report tinca tinca November 24, 2009 12:14 PM GMT
They are still at it.


Dealer: Patrik Antonius shows two pair, Nines and Sevens
Dealer: Isildur1 wins the pot ($520,989.50) with two pair, Queens and Nines
Report irishlad November 24, 2009 1:01 PM GMT
Without being too cynical, could this just be an advertisement for FT? Let them load up with fake cash on tables, pay them to play enormous pots and get the resultant publicity from it all.

If not its madness but riveting!
Report tinca tinca November 24, 2009 1:05 PM GMT
Still going strong.






Dealer: Patrik Antonius wins the pot ($267,985.50) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Report tinca tinca November 24, 2009 1:09 PM GMT
I dont think so Irish,if that was the case Ivey, Durrr,Hansen,Benyamine,Antonius,Isildur1 games would be running everyday.There has only been this much action since Isildur1 turned up.
Report tinca tinca November 25, 2009 1:53 PM GMT
Durrrr and Isildur1 at it again now,however it could be a short match as durrr just said in the chat he only has $150,000 lefy in his account.
Isildur1 said he was tilted because he lost $1,000,000 to Brian Townsend last night.
Could be a short game.
Report tinca tinca November 25, 2009 3:13 PM GMT
Dealer: durrrr shows a flush, King high
Dealer: Isildur1 wins the pot ($121,177.50) with a flush, Ace high

Durrr left both tables with zero stack after that.
Sadly that might be the last we see of him for a while.
Report chop180 November 29, 2009 5:34 PM GMT
Here we go again, this time 4 tabling v Zigmund. Anyone know what the score is so far today?
Report chop180 November 29, 2009 5:39 PM GMT
Dealer: Isildur1 shows a full house, Aces full of Kings
Dealer: Ziigmund shows four of a kind, Kings
Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($533,977.50) with four of a kind, Kings

Rigged set up imo ;)
Report chop180 November 29, 2009 5:49 PM GMT
No prisoners being taken! :0

Dealer: Ziigmund shows [5s Ah Jh Kc]
Dealer: Isildur1 shows [6d Ac As 6h]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows two pair, Kings and Fives
Dealer: Isildur1 shows three of a kind, Sixes
Dealer: Isildur1 wins the pot ($559,979.50) with three of a kind, Sixes
Report chop180 November 29, 2009 5:53 PM GMT
Almost immediately after...

Dealer: Isildur1 shows [4s Kc 4c Kh]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows [Ac Qh 7d Ah]
Dealer: Isildur1 shows three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: Ziigmund shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: Isildur1 wins the pot ($543,991.50) with three of a kind, Kings

One or other could go bust shortly as this rate ;)
Report chop180 November 29, 2009 5:55 PM GMT
All over, zig has legged it! :(
Report moanmoanmoan November 29, 2009 6:26 PM GMT
Get a life you damn stalker!
Report chop180 November 29, 2009 6:32 PM GMT
Whereas you of course, have such a richly rewarding and fulfilling life that you felt the urge to um, comment on a forum.... in the same way that I did.

Except your contribution had nothing to do with poker.

Clown.
Report moanmoanmoan November 29, 2009 6:46 PM GMT
One or other could go bust shortly as this rate ;)

Making comments like this is low** bag
Report 1hearts November 29, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
This is SOOOOO real ;-)
Report Nova Sicko November 29, 2009 6:49 PM GMT
this on tilt?
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag November 29, 2009 6:58 PM GMT
yea on tilt

ziigmund always gives action tho, fair play to him, he was playing antonius hu for a while the other day
Report chop180 November 29, 2009 6:59 PM GMT
I was simply stating a fact that if they keep playing 1/2 million pots with that frequency it could happen. Why does that make me a nasty person, out of interest?

And in any case, why would it bother me if one of them did? It's happened to lots of players, they build back up again....and the cycle repeats itself.
Report moanmoanmoan November 29, 2009 7:30 PM GMT
Lowest of low
Report chop180 November 29, 2009 7:47 PM GMT
Making a stupid comment twice doesn't make it any less stupid, btw.
Report J3w3ll3r November 29, 2009 7:57 PM GMT
Ziig V Isil round 35
Report J3w3ll3r November 29, 2009 8:48 PM GMT
Ziigy getting torn a new one
Report chop180 November 29, 2009 8:54 PM GMT
1m up since start of session isn't he? :0
Report J3w3ll3r November 29, 2009 8:54 PM GMT
More like 1.5 now i think
Report pkrbe November 29, 2009 11:29 PM GMT
don't mater if he's down
durrrr is the best

even i f he lost his whole br on full tilt.
i am sure he has a piggy bank somewhere we could only dream about
Report tinca tinca November 30, 2009 1:15 PM GMT
They are back

Dealer: Ziigmund shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($431,999.50) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Report tinca tinca November 30, 2009 3:29 PM GMT
wow

Dealer: Ziigmund shows a flush, Ace high
Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($652,972) with a flush, Ace high
Report I PUSH YOU FOLD ! November 30, 2009 4:28 PM GMT
pkrbe 30 Nov 00:29
don't mater if he's down
durrrr is the best

even i f he lost his whole br on full tilt.
i am sure he has a piggy bank somewhere we could only dream about

Sorry have you copied and pasted the rail tards chat usually there is a name displayed?
Report J3w3ll3r November 30, 2009 7:33 PM GMT
Ziigy getting abused again, just been felted for at least the 2nd time this session
Report tinca tinca November 30, 2009 8:42 PM GMT
Brutal

Dealer: Isildur1 shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($515,978) with two pair, Kings and Quee
Report J3w3ll3r November 30, 2009 8:43 PM GMT
Ziig is crushing now
Report chop180 December 1, 2009 6:16 PM GMT
6 tabling 300/600 v Cole South now.
Report moanmoanmoan December 1, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
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Report charwell. December 1, 2009 7:27 PM GMT
i like the updates, keep up the good work. If you don't want to read about it then don't open the thread you half wits.
Report J3w3ll3r December 1, 2009 7:32 PM GMT
Here here, pi$$ of to another thread, im pretty sure the number of people interested far out weighs th number not, this is a poker forum after all
Report stu December 2, 2009 2:22 AM GMT
I'm down 500 and it's feckin annoying.
Report moanmoanmoan December 2, 2009 7:57 AM GMT
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Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag December 2, 2009 12:33 PM GMT
how did the session vs south go?
Report aristonandon December 2, 2009 2:27 PM GMT
he dropped 5 million yesterday to various players and was on crazy monkey tilt
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag December 2, 2009 2:35 PM GMT
ya just seen his PTR.

seems like his urge to play omaha is killing him... pretty sick really
Report McCoy Carp December 2, 2009 4:38 PM GMT
who dropped 5 million? Durr?
Report I PUSH YOU FOLD ! December 2, 2009 6:18 PM GMT
no the crazy monkey on tilt.
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag December 2, 2009 6:31 PM GMT
well it was 2.5m not 5m actually. Still... I wonder how much he's got in the tank? Not nice to see someone on tilt like that, whoever they are
Report Soap December 2, 2009 8:01 PM GMT
High stakes online poker player takes massive $5m hitShare
Today at 16:33
Yesterday Isildur1 lost a total of 5.3 million dollars, probably creating a new record.

Isildur1 is something of an online poker enigma in terms of his identity, but has been the most active high stakes Swedish player at online poker room Full Tilt in recent weeks.

In just three days in November he played over 10,000 hands to win $560k+ and in the past six weeks he has played in excess of 130,000 hands, culminating in the spectacular loss of $5.3m yesterday.
In a few short weeks Isildur1 has taken the high stakes action to a higher altitude, making even a $653k pot seem like an everyday occurrence.

With both Isildur1 and his recent opponent Tom
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag December 2, 2009 8:30 PM GMT
this is the one i read:

Isildur1 Stuck For $2.7m in Just 9 Hours!
By Patrick Wallace - December 1st, 2009
Isildur1 is again struggling to keep his head above water as Ziigmund and Brian Townsend slash his bankroll by $2,697,767.70 in just 9 hours of play. Isildur1 must have been feeling pretty good when he got up this morning having annihilated Ziigmund in their PL Omaha session the night before, but his luck turned, resulting in the worst day he has had at Fulltilts tables so far.

When Ziigmundsits at the poker table, theres a good chance there will be some 7 figure swings, and he certainly hasnt disappointed the railers this week. He lost $1.7m to Isildur1 in 1060 hands of $500/$1000 PLO on Sunday evening only to rake it back from him today with interest, winning $2.25m in just over 3000 hands.

Ziigmund won the biggest pot of their Sunday session when he slow played the K-high straight to perfection. Isildur1s aggression backfired when he shoved all in on the river and he could only show a pair of 3s, winning Ziigmund a $708,987.50 pot.

The 2nd largest pot of Sunday evening was won by Isildur1 when 2 great starting hands hit a flop where neither of them could back down. Ziigmund hit a two-pair but Isildur1 trumped it with his trip 6s. It all went in on the flop and Isildur1s trips held up to win him a $559,980 pot.

Ziigmund claimed the biggest pot of todays action when he flopped middle pair with the nut-flush draw and a gut shot to Isildur1s two-pair with a gut shot. Again, it all went in on the flop, and although Isildur1 had the best hand when the money went in, he was actually a small underdog to win the hand. Ziigmund hit his flush on the turn and the river brought no significant help for Isildur1 as he lost a $652,972.50 pot.

Another crushing defeat for Isildur1 occurred today when the turn yet again favoured Ziigmund giving him top two-pair and a flush draw against Isildur1s pocket aces. It all went in on the turn and the river brought Ziigmund a higher two-pair winning him a $515,978.50 pot.

Brian Townsendwas back on form today to take another bite out of Isildur1s bankroll, this time it was a $565,656.50 bite in 618 hands of $300/$600 PL Omaha.

Brian won his biggest pot this year when he managed to get $170k of his $215k stack in preflop with As Ah 6h 3c to Isildur1s 9s 8c 6c 5s. Naturally the other $45k went in on the flop which only brought Isildur1 a few straight draw outs, but Brians aces held up to bag him a $430,992 pot.

Isildur1 lost an unlucky pot to Brian when he flopped a straight flush draw to Brians top pair with a nut flush draw and gut shot. This action flop had all their money in the middle, the turn improved Brians hand to trips and the river completed both their flushes, but giving Brian the nut flush and sending a $343,797 pot his way.

This latest action leaves Isildur1 with a profit of nearly $500k over 141,000 hands for his efforts with the pros on the virtual felt. With such a big sample, its hard to overlook the fact that hes up nearly $2m playing NL Holdem, but down $1.5m playing PL Omaha. One cant help but wonder if the enticement of PL Omahas massive swings and guaranteed action will be sending him to the rail soon.

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Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag December 2, 2009 8:33 PM GMT
this is the one i read:

Isildur1 Stuck For $2.7m in Just 9 Hours!
By Patrick Wallace - December 1st, 2009

http://www.pokertableratings.com/blog/2009/12/isildur1-loses-2-7-million/

but whatever the outcome, maybe we wont be seeing him again for a good while, who knows?!
Report FFsmd December 3, 2009 3:36 PM GMT
Found these stats on 2+2

HSDB has updated the stats including yesterday's action:

The key-players in the Isildur1 story:

Last 7 days:
Ziigmund $3,620,790
Brian Townsend $2,215,935
Cole South $636,710

Isildur1 -$4,111,377
Patrik Antonius -$1,144,225
durrrr -$333,771
Phil Ivey $-85,414


Last 30 days:
Ziigmund: $3,714,176
Phil Ivey: $3,195,790
Brian Townsend: $2,971,831
Patrik Antonius: $720,068

durrrr: -$6,378,636
Cole South: -$486,841
Isildur1: -$217,441


Year 2009:
Patrik Antonius: $7,400,507
Ziigmund: $6,801,679
Phil Ivey: $6,331,859
Brian Townsend: $4,437,464
Cole South: $2,386,491

durrrr: -$6,843,397
Isildur1: -$1,206,926
Report frames December 3, 2009 3:47 PM GMT
So much for Isi taking over .I have never seen Antonius win on TV , must be a non-trier.
Report petersfield December 3, 2009 4:06 PM GMT
Ra ke will cover his losses.
Report petersfield December 3, 2009 4:06 PM GMT
Ahh, maybe not!
Report Harrys Mate December 3, 2009 4:21 PM GMT
notice Gus Hansen not in those stats.
never seen him win HU Omaha, so I wud think he's a big loser.
Report petersfield December 3, 2009 4:22 PM GMT
Is it just me or is it the more solid players that are making the profit?
Report moanmoanmoan December 3, 2009 4:40 PM GMT
Its just you!
Report tinca tinca December 7, 2009 2:10 PM GMT
Isildur1 and zigmund are back 4 tabling $500/$1000 .Could be a serious session.
Report tinca tinca December 7, 2009 3:04 PM GMT
Theyre off

Dealer: Isildur1 shows a full house, Fours full of Jacks
Dealer: Isildur1 wins the pot ($581,968.50) with a full house, Fours full of Jacks
Report tinca tinca December 7, 2009 3:24 PM GMT
Isildur1 running well

Dealer: Ziigmund shows two pair, Nines and Fives
Dealer: Isildur1 wins the pot ($666,979.50) with three of a kind, Queens
Report tinca tinca December 7, 2009 3:29 PM GMT
Zigmund left,Isildur sitting with $2,694,000 spread over the 4 tables.
Report chop180 December 8, 2009 7:15 PM GMT
Playing Brian Townsend now. Both got simmilar stacks across 4 tables.
Report J3w3ll3r December 8, 2009 9:48 PM GMT
You gotta give Isildur maximum respect, he rebuys as soon as he loses any of his stack

Currently 4 tabling Townsend whos starting to get back some of the huge loses he had earlier today
Report JPJ December 8, 2009 11:08 PM GMT
Brian Townsend and Brian Hastings are different people :)
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag December 9, 2009 9:14 AM GMT
er, thanks for that JPJ. Oh by the way, Jasper Carrott and Jasper Conran are two different people.
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag December 9, 2009 9:16 AM GMT
holy crap. That Hastings fella was + / - $250k for the last 18 months.... he then takes a shot at Isildur and ends up $3.2 million up

just wow
Report Annapurna December 9, 2009 9:55 AM GMT
Yeah pretty sweet not sure how much of that he would have won he prob had something like 25% of himself i would assume. No way he would have 6 tabled 500/1000 plo solos
Report FFsmd December 10, 2009 3:16 PM GMT
http://pokertube.com/free-poker-videos?movie=12561&title=Patrik_Antonius_on_...
Report frames December 10, 2009 4:02 PM GMT
Thanks ,very interesting.
Report tinca tinca December 13, 2009 2:02 PM GMT
Looks like durrrr is struggling to recover after his battles with isildur1,he is currently playing $50/$100 and only buying in for $5000 a time.
Report Soap December 14, 2009 11:51 PM GMT
just posted on another thread. Stinger took isidur for 4mill$ in 1 sesh !!!
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag December 15, 2009 12:05 AM GMT
last weeks news soap old boy :D
Report Soap December 15, 2009 12:32 AM GMT
soz was washing my hair.....
Report ATLANTIS December 15, 2009 11:17 AM GMT
Cole South bust him last night
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag December 15, 2009 11:31 AM GMT
omaha again then?

and is he actually busto now?
Report frames December 21, 2009 11:50 AM GMT
Is Isi still going strong or have things quietened a bit ?
Report richpickns December 21, 2009 5:15 PM GMT
due to appear in Xmas pantomines across the South East apparently
Report tinca tinca December 22, 2009 12:16 PM GMT
Durrrr is back,four tabling $200/$400 against Patrik Antonius.
Report FFsmd December 22, 2009 2:54 PM GMT
**s are so bad....should have played on betfair where its not taken seriously

http://gutshot.com/bforum/showthread.php?t=33980&page=39
Report anfeild December 22, 2009 8:57 PM GMT
Just reading about this. Very hard to stop. However bit stupid to admit doing it.
Report Jim Hensen December 22, 2009 10:00 PM GMT
Not shocked to hear what happened. Surprised that FT tried to gloss it over though.
Report tinca tinca December 23, 2009 10:16 AM GMT
Very interesrting read FF.
Report FFsmd December 31, 2009 6:10 PM GMT
From his blog

Tony G writes about how he was in contact with Isildur1 by phone and knows who he is. This time he just tells that he was only speculating who Isildur1 is (Viktor Blom) before, but now he has 100% certainty about his identity and he is not going to reveal him. He thinks its better that Isildur1 maintains his
Report chop180 December 31, 2009 6:21 PM GMT
Sorry if I missed something, where does the suing come from?
Report FFsmd December 31, 2009 6:24 PM GMT
townsend broke terms and conditions at fulltilt poker by obtaining HH he didnt play against isildur1 then conbining them with his own and making spreed sheets on isildur1s ranges then passed them on to cole south and brian hastings who in tern isildur1 lost 4 mil too.
Report FFsmd December 31, 2009 6:36 PM GMT
instead of all that rage against the mechine xmas no 1 **..should of been this little known classic



http://www.tonygpoker.com/blog/wp-co...tonyg-mix1.mp3
Report I PUSH YOU FOLD ! January 2, 2010 1:31 AM GMT
what is the current scores on the board?
Report Waheyyyy January 2, 2010 2:29 AM GMT
Currrent scores - Baby 8 hours of constant crying 1 - Kirky getting severely fu kked off 0
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