The sceret to crushing £1/2 live cash games

AGY more advanced

1. turn up

"being the value is the value"

lol @ mavis.

2. suckle on your neighbour's nipples in advance celebration of your latest victory.

3. Must be in the local collusion team.

4 standard utg action raise to 15

d) straddle & super staraddle to 40/60/80. Bet flop.

Fold to raise.

Buy drink with remaining stack.

Refill.

Leave happy.

1. Get dealt really nice cards and hit flops constantly
2. Think you are so superior to other players because of this
3. Up stakes to £5/£10
4. Lose constantly as variance kicks in.
5. Tilt because you cannot and will not understand what is going on.
6. Call Payday Loans
7. Repeat every 2 years.

sorry to hear your plight

:-) When all in with AK pre flop and your opp turns over AQ
:-( When your opp rivers the Queen

Repeat continually in your head, (whilst waiting for your night bus), "How come my 3/1 dominant hands never hold up?". Torture yourself even further when the anger kicks in, "FFS these monkeys are now rivering me for fun at less than 7%!"

Dig deep for the next days work, sincerely repeating "Have a nice day!" after those already said ad infinitum words..."Extra fries?"

:-)

:( wondering how you ended up all in pre with AK...

;)

double up all the min buyins by shoving any 2 pre, then watch in despair as the donate it back to every one else.