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AGY more advanced
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1. turn up
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"being the value is the value"
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lol @ mavis.
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2. suckle on your neighbour's nipples in advance celebration of your latest victory.
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3. Must be in the local collusion team.
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4 standard utg action raise to 15
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d) straddle & super staraddle to 40/60/80. Bet flop.
Fold to raise. Buy drink with remaining stack. Refill. Leave happy. |
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1. Get dealt really nice cards and hit flops constantly
2. Think you are so superior to other players because of this 3. Up stakes to £5/£10 4. Lose constantly as variance kicks in. 5. Tilt because you cannot and will not understand what is going on. 6. Call Payday Loans 7. Repeat every 2 years. |
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sorry to hear your plight
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:-) When all in with AK pre flop and your opp turns over AQ
:-( When your opp rivers the Queen Repeat continually in your head, (whilst waiting for your night bus), "How come my 3/1 dominant hands never hold up?". Torture yourself even further when the anger kicks in, "FFS these monkeys are now rivering me for fun at less than 7%!" Dig deep for the next days work, sincerely repeating "Have a nice day!" after those already said ad infinitum words..."Extra fries?" :-) |
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:( wondering how you ended up all in pre with AK...
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double up all the min buyins by shoving any 2 pre, then watch in despair as the donate it back to every one else.
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