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Game two.
You never go out in pubs and socialise etc.You wldnt introduce yrself even if you did, and if you were challenged you deny who you are due (umpire vouchers for this at this point) due to low self esteem/fear of a hiding etc. Harmony cancelled Game set and match |
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i certainly never go to pubs with accountant types (nap) it must be so interesting whilst you munch on ur 241 lunch which miser accountants are bound to be keen to order to save on the pennys
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I am havingto grind points on *s to try and get to supernova and this thread is making it so much easier boys - quality work IMO !!
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the funny thing is 2 of my old accountant mates sent me a xmas card yday saying how much they wish they had got out of the dull game years ago like i did
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2nd serve
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Neither staff nor friends that Im meeting will be sporting a pink 1980 eighties nike air jordan jacket looooooooool.
To be fair neither will the whole of **g newmarket so yp you win you wld be out of place |
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joffy give up u work in a dull industry probably the dullest. although u meet loads of 'interesting' people. u pay half ur earnings to gordon and have to answer mind numbingly dull questions like the first post shows and deal with equally mind numbingly dull people who actually enjoy answering those types of questions. anyone on here knows which of the two lifestyles they would rather have mine or yours. its a no brainer.
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Joffy get to the pub and stop poking fun at the inflicted. Its Christmas :)
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As for Roy Keane dont think i need to prove that me and the mrs earn more than 100k dollars per year lol.
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A life of a proffesional successfull poker player is obviously far more interesting than my career. Your not you dont win enough to class yourself as that imo.
As for the proffessional gambling all i have seen of that is you laying a 1.01 shot to win £50 hardly David Nevison their. If I had of said I ran a farm you wld of owned a tractor company somewhere in your other world. The bottom line is quality of life is the only thign important to me and mine is excellent. I have lots of friends through football work and poker and I no you miss out on the pokerside. You dotn look sporty so I jsut hope you find them at the dog track. |
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As for P60 im not employed M ;)
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loooooooooooooooool
lost count now !!! |
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12 great thread happy xmas to all.
Im done enjoy drink loads and be lucky |
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so u are implying that i never worked in the accountancy biz? believe me its nothing to brag about i try to keep it to myself 99% of the time
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Arbboy as an accountant I think you should assume he is much lower tax rate, surely any good accountant is putting the cash through corporate tax rather than income tax in his position , thought any number monkey would have known that :D
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soap u dont pay corp tax at a partnership which all accoutnants usually are. stay out of the sun soap. leave the numbers to the experts
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top fishing Joffy wp
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By the way Joffy - you should probably take a small wage up until middle tax band starts, your income tax will be less than Corp tax on that part
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Arbboy I think your tax numbers are as good as your poker ones ;) !!
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joffy said and i quote. he was in equal partnership with his wife. partnerships dont pay corp tax as by definition they are not company's
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if he is making the money he said he was do you really think that would be the way to set up the company!
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Lol it is like being at work now lets all give it up and go to pub ;).
Wd all involved |
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Indeed quality work happy xmas all.
Arbboy forumite of the year in my crumble opinion fwiw |
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Indeed quality work happy xmas all.
Arbboy forumite of the year in my crumble opinion fwiw |
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happy xmas all.
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iam glad you found something fullfilling to do with your life arbboy playing D2N all day and all night must fill your life with joy.
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i do my hours like any job. i didnt play for 4 days all last week thurs-sunday and still took down the leaderboard. a lot of people would like my lifestyle rather than joffys i am sure. get up when i want work when i want etc etc
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cant believe arb is still promoting the lie he made 100k from bf poker in 2009.
no wonder he cant find work as an accountant. :-) |
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$100k chip. do the maths and u will see the numbers
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i DID THE MATHS, posted it on another thread and got no response.
looking at scope you have played 13,780 games over A 20 MONTH PERIOD. that equates to $55,120 in cake. however you have lost $13,623 playing poker, giving a profit of $41,497. this is however a 20 month figure. to get a 12 month figure i divide by 20 and multiply by 12 to give a profit of $24,898. obviously there are leaderboard payments to go on there. but as punterz pointed out there were many, many weeks at the start of the year when he won the leaderboard. there was also a 2 month period when there were no leaderboards ! being uber, uber, generous i will allocate you 400$ for an entire 44 week period. this makes $17,600. so doing the maths i give you a 2009 profit from stts of $42,498, which is decent money, but less than half of what you claim to have made from bf poker in 2009. either im missing something or you are deluded. |
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u are missing several things. $18k aussie millions package which has been received in cash. the fact that virtually all the games have been played in 2009 because i was living in malta in 2008 and only very rarely played on the site for legal reasons so ur ratios dont apply.
thirdly my mtt profits for the year which according to my sheet are $20k after buy ins have been deducted. these included $13k for 4th in the $100 gtd wsope $1k buy in and numerous other wins such as last night in the eyes wide shut. other bonuses such as the $2kcash chase bonus in the year or whatever it was called. add this up and u should easily get to $100k. what was ur earnings on bf chip this year? |
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my earnings from betfair poker this year are about 2 million dollars.
i won a chipset, but they gave me the cash instead which i think was 250k. ditto the hoodie. i have probably won half a million playing mtts, according to something i wrote down on the back of a cigarette packet when drunk, so it must be factually correct. bf also pay me 41k per annum retainer for being a prop in 2$ SUPER TURBOS. think i got 3/4 million pounds for the cash chase thing as well. youre the accountant, do the maths. :-) |
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diff being chip my account is fact urs is a joke.
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yeah, i may be joking but ffs you started it. you are a pathological liar.
20k in mtt winnings....are you on crack ? |
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i won $13k in the $100k 2 months ago in one mtt. maybe u should step above the micro stakes occ and watch the results of bigger games before u comment.
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ooooh me ribs.
ive watched a fair few of your games arb, and i think your sharkscope rating of 72 flatters you. as usual you highlight your biggest cash of the year and neglect to mention all the losses. the regular hand histories posted involving you highlight the fact that you are a cake **, with minimal talent for the game. fair play to you for finding a way to earn money, but even if i believed all the crap you have spouted today,that bf have given you 18k rather than the aussie package, and credited you with 20k in mtt winnings it still dont add up to 100k. i think you are a big bag of wind, but you make me laugh. |
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how much have u made this year chip ? more or less than me?
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