Your favourite comments from the chat box

JazzyJon: i can play poker you know!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUNNIEST CHAT LINE I EVER SEEN LMAOOOOOOO





;)

Saw someone post this yesterday:

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...or something like that - I think they need a new keyboard today. :D

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i like the classic

a comment is posted

then "oops that was meant to go in the notes" is posted

I Luv that 1 the great .

also one stolen from way back .

to a knocked out player abusing from the sidelines.

"Speak up cant hear you from the lobby"

Or if getting abused after cripling someone

u still here ?

when u getting grief for bad call or fishung....

sorry i didnt see u behind all these *****..


when they take ages to fold then ask...

" what did u have..? "

" have u ever watched the boxing on sky sports..? "

" yes, why..? "

" cos thats bloody pay per view too m8..! "

"RERAPE"

stu 13 Jan 13:34


Saw someone post this yesterday:

khsdfkjov';;;....
ofvaslghfgoifuj99a8f898kj
afhoahf8ihfaof
adsnffhhadsfh.;/'';
asfjhfi8ieie7u38737377rfshf;';'
fjfjaeuruyaiufhauiffi
affuweuiefuihfuih
9fhdfuihiahfid...


Most likely me when i lose one of my many 80/20 hands in huge pots on the bubble of big games. Thank you

Best ones by far are the lobby one already posted and

"I cant believe out of 20million you were the fastest swimmer , what a waste"

I do like using the "oops sorry, meant for your notes" every now and again but that doesn't work on b/f anymore 'cos the chat box and notes typing bits are in different spots

<*)))><

is quite good fun to type too ! :)

I asked "West Ham" if he/she had running water in their caravan. Shut them up fo 2mins.

LOL jtd... I will use that :D

2 mins???

Sorry John, just cannot believe it...he/she is thebiggest donut in the shop :) :)

when someone shows down a crap hand like j6os having limped i ask them which 2 cards they DON'T play so I can update my notes.

Don't get a response very often I must say.

Danse :)

Maybe these unassuming "he/she" 's should infact be he-she. They're so annoying. And always seem to flllly out.

I'd of never put you on a straight... TBH I didn't think you could count that high

when they outdraw your aces with JJ

them - sorry mate i thought you had aces but im just not good enough to lay down a pair of jacks
me - dont worry mate ive seen you play , you arent good enough to lay down jack high

usually just a "back in your bowl plz" from me

i quite like the mother ones as well

them- i f**ked your mother last night
me - i wondered who that ugly cnut was at the breakfast table this morning

them- she took it up the ar$e
me - yeah she said herpes was a bit bad this week

them - she charged me 20
me - sorry mate 10 an inch is her going rate - btw she says you left withought picking your change up

lolol

Such a gentleman's game isn't it? ;)

Yo momma so fat, I had to acclimatize before jumping on top of her.

After a guy stalked me on the 6 packs day after day, saying how he f..ked my mother.On my table a few weeks later,

' how's mum '


'unfortunately she died last week, but it was kind of you to ask'

After lengthy discussion and realising they lived near each other:

A: "have you ever played in the marina?"

Observer: "are you two b u m m i n g?"

B: " used to for years but haven't done for ages now".

M ALI - " your so bad you make medicine sick "

and nh coco my 2 favs

To any stupid comment:

'does your dad know his credit card is missing yet?'

To any stupid call:

'you stupid **ing cu nt, wp'

To anybody who outplays you:

'c unt'

bumped for DanseMacabre

i copied it----how do u bump start a thread

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I used to use

"Is your fold button broken ?",
"Close the door on your way out",

and my favourite juvenile one would just be to incorporate the word "lol" into their name eg I would be "LOLDaddy" or "BlufLOLly"

Of course, this was before I got a chat ban for calling someone a "wheelchair".

lol, how can they ban u for that?

He summoned the poker manager and told him I'd abused him because of his disability. I accept there's an outside chance the guy was disabled but I suspect that he wasn't.....physically, at least.

Great Thread !

Mine:

" Oooh Geography insults. Your so good "

a wheelchair ROFLMAO

Mailfish42: that is one of the worst beats ive ever taken
Mailfish42: I feel physically sick

on a 0.02/0.05c cashie on Stars lmao, must have been a 1$ pot lol i got there after the hand but saw the chat.

Any pratt whom you check the river to and they go all in on the bluff having missed their draw, you call with your pair and beat them suspecting their fishy play - and they say 'how can you call with that'

Reply is always 'coz I am a better player than you'

have you gone bust dealo?

and imagine if that guy played $1/$2...i'd pmsl sitting at his table. in fact, i'd probably play just to badbeat him.

yer, i was trying to turn my 2.30$ into enough to play a 5$ stt on Stars but fell short reaching the dizzy heights of 4.73$ before my allin with rags came up against a lucky fish with a high PP.

So rigged... lol

ttt

One that made me laugh the other night in the 100k. Somebody donked Skraldeba (or whatever his name is) out and he came back giving the guy grief in observer chat, and the guy replied, "Have they moved you to another table?" Lol.

After hitting a draw of some description to knock a guy out who was abusing me from the rail. I simply, and childishly replied -

"at least i'm not a virgin lol"


Incredibly juvenile, but hilarious at the same time, I feel :)

" I hope your next poo is a hedgehog"

Always makes me giggle.

" I should come over there and stick a tampon in you.... why?........ coz your a**" :) lol

My favourite to use is....

When they have beaten you in a hand but played it like a prune I type 'wp' if they are then retarded enough to say 'ty' I type in 'it looks lke your sarcasm filter is turned up too high'.

Most amusing one I had recently, going out all-in to finish 3rd in a $12 D2N, was a sarky "Bye, Bye" from the remaining two muppets who obviously thought there was still some point to playing on........ had a wry smile on my face all the way to the fridge to get a nice cold beer. :D

wp coco is my favourite. Just used it, in fact I've done so a lot recently :|

chop thats my line

Arnold ' How the f*ck did you call that?'

Tard 'it was 50/50'

Arnold 'Hoe the F*ck is AA v T9 off 50/50'

Tard 'Well I was either gonna win the hand or lose it'

Arnold 'nh wp gg and I hope your next poo is a hedgehog'.

I know, seeing you post it reminded me. Doubt you are the only who knows it :p ;)

My fav is when somebody types 'Nice catch'
My reply is 'Great throw'

best one i saw was

player1 " have you been circumcised?"
player2 "no why!"
player1 "thought not cos your a complete pr1ck"

:^0

After making dubious play tonight, oppo replies, "put a pen1s on your head." Lol.