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One that made me laugh the other night in the 100k. Somebody donked Skraldeba (or whatever his name is) out and he came back giving the guy grief in observer chat, and the guy replied, "Have they moved you to another table?" Lol.
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After hitting a draw of some description to knock a guy out who was abusing me from the rail. I simply, and childishly replied -
"at least i'm not a virgin lol" Incredibly juvenile, but hilarious at the same time, I feel :) |
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" I hope your next poo is a hedgehog"
Always makes me giggle. |
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" I should come over there and stick a tampon in you.... why?........ coz your a**" :) lol
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My favourite to use is....
When they have beaten you in a hand but played it like a prune I type 'wp' if they are then retarded enough to say 'ty' I type in 'it looks lke your sarcasm filter is turned up too high'. |
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Most amusing one I had recently, going out all-in to finish 3rd in a $12 D2N, was a sarky "Bye, Bye" from the remaining two muppets who obviously thought there was still some point to playing on........ had a wry smile on my face all the way to the fridge to get a nice cold beer. :D
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wp coco is my favourite. Just used it, in fact I've done so a lot recently :|
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chop thats my line
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Arnold ' How the f*ck did you call that?'
Tard 'it was 50/50' Arnold 'Hoe the F*ck is AA v T9 off 50/50' Tard 'Well I was either gonna win the hand or lose it' Arnold 'nh wp gg and I hope your next poo is a hedgehog'. |
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I know, seeing you post it reminded me. Doubt you are the only who knows it :p ;)
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My fav is when somebody types 'Nice catch'
My reply is 'Great throw' |
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best one i saw was
player1 " have you been circumcised?" player2 "no why!" player1 "thought not cos your a complete pr1ck" :^0 |
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After making dubious play tonight, oppo replies, "put a pen1s on your head." Lol.
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