Whilst I've been taking it easy and playing less games to give others a chance, MerryMozart has got himself a few thousand lead
After a quick chat at the tables, I am happy to hear from MerryMozart that he is going to give me a good fight and wont be giving up easy
ALL THE BEST MerryMozart
Lets have a good battle
You have a VERY SLIM chance to put a smile on some of the betfair players faces, IF you can knock me off MY throne
I've got to say, I DON'T think you can, Because I am far too SKILLFULL
I am THE GREATEST, As I am sure you will find out
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5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
Whilst I've been taking it easy and playing less games to give others a chance, MerryMozart has got himself a few thousand leadAfter a quick chat at the tables, I am happy to hear from MerryMozart that he is going to give me a good fight and wont be
he has zero chance. u all day 2 day playing as many game sat possible at once, probably till about 3am 2moro
him, a couple of games at once, off and on all day/night.
its not even a contest.
mind u, if u put a 1000 quid up 1 week, i'll match it and we'll see who wins. cos chasing 129 dollars is really not worth my effort.[ and by th elooks of it 99.99% of the players on the site ar eoff the same oponion.]
u really should enjoy winnig the board gracefully and enjoy the winnings u make playing yer games.
he has zero chance.u all day 2 day playing as many game sat possible at once, probably till about 3am 2morohim, a couple of games at once, off and on all day/night.its not even a contest.mind u, if u put a 1000 quid up 1 week, i'll match it and we'll
I checked the poker site @ 11am this morning and 5LEEPDONKER was playing, just checked there now and he's 5 tables open. Anyone challenging this donk has no chance.
The worrying thing is he says he's the greatest but at best he's a break even player. Even a chinese**le picker would be ashamed.
I checked the poker site @ 11am this morning and 5LEEPDONKER was playing, just checked there now and he's 5 tables open. Anyone challenging this donk has no chance.The worrying thing is he says he's the greatest but at best he's a break even player.
In reply to gnashersblackpools comment dated 19th sept 16.58,
What you said about putting up a grand doesn't appeal to me. As I have said all along, The leaderboard is a nice little added bonus that I am happy to accept If I win or place (Usually win though)
But it did give me another idea :
If people are prepared to pay, Maybe we should see how many players would like to pay a fee of an agreed amount. Which comes straight from our accounts and the winner scoops the total prize pool
Just an idea, Let me know what you think
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5LEEPWALKER (THEGREATEST)
In reply to gnashersblackpools comment dated 19th sept 16.58,What you said about putting up a grand doesn't appeal to me. As I have said all along, The leaderboard is a nice little added bonus that I am happy to accept If I win or place (Usually win
As I am the GREATEST player at sit + go's on betfair, It's no surprise that people look upto me
I will continue to be an INSPIRATION to all 5LEEPWALKER fans around the world
I am THE GREATEST, And I KNOW IT
From me
5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
As I am the GREATEST player at sit + go's on betfair, It's no surprise that people look upto meI will continue to be an INSPIRATION to all 5LEEPWALKER fans around the worldI am THE GREATEST, And I KNOW ITFrom me5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
And notice you and Merry play both light and middleweights yet still give 5LEEPDONKER a run for his money playing half the amount of games (a quarter the amount if you split them evenly between both levels).
And notice you and Merry play both light and middleweights yet still give 5LEEPDONKER a run for his money playing half the amount of games (a quarter the amount if you split them evenly between both levels).
as merry found out last week, if uchase on the ligh, sleep just lays and plays and plays, so it is futile.
obv , merry and myself have a life outside of online poker.
as merry found out last week, if uchase on the ligh, sleep just lays and plays and plays, so it is futile.obv , merry and myself have a life outside of online poker.
sarcasm gnasher, im still waiting for sleepdonker to take you up on your bet - but we all now thats never going to happen.
I was just highlighting same point as you
played 70 points 12000
the donk pld 650 pts 40000
his roi is awesome
sarcasm gnasher, im still waiting for sleepdonker to take you up on your bet - but we all now thats never going to happen.I was just highlighting same point as you played 70 points 12000the donk pld 650 pts 40000his roi is awesome
ive won about 3000$ in the last 4 months playing low stakes stt's on bf, and that dont include cake.
never been on a leaderboard, dont think ive even made the top 30.
its a cake race, and i have no issues with that. anyone who says any different is an idiot.
whenever sleepwalker has tried playing anything remotely resembling proper poker he has failed, and failed miserably.
i dont know why we even bother posting on his threads. :-(
ive won about 3000$ in the last 4 months playing low stakes stt's on bf, and that dont include cake.never been on a leaderboard, dont think ive even made the top 30.its a cake race, and i have no issues with that. anyone who says any different is an
well he qualified for the caesars mtt, which was reasonably deep stacked and didn't do much, and the twice ive come across him in deep stacked stt's he has donked off his *****in the first few levels.
there was no attempt that i could see to adapt from the shove/fold strategy he uses to reasonable effect in the 2 dollar super turbo's.
i think u have to be careful when making extraordinary claims on the tinterweb. i got in all manner of bother recently for stating on a social networking site that jordan claiming to have been raped by a celebrity was akin to me claiming to have been force fed chocolate by the ghost of lady di.
someone, somewhere, always takes shiit seriously.
well he qualified for the caesars mtt, which was reasonably deep stacked and didn't do much, and the twice ive come across him in deep stacked stt's he has donked off his *****in the first few levels.there was no attempt that i could see to adapt fro
yes, that was the opinion of several people. you cant make fun out of a subject like rape. which is fair comment.
but surely jordan is the one cheapening the subject ? she doesnt report the matter to the police at the time, nor does she mention this traumatic event in either of her 2 autobiaographies.
she claims to have unburdened herself to her husband, but he has no recollection of this whatsoever. she states she doesn't want to name the celebrity publicly, but has confirmed his identity to the daily mirror, to whom she sold the story.
as a result 2 blokes names have been leaked onto the net, and are now being branded as rapists despite there being no evidence against them, or any charges being brought.
her " story" made the front page of most of the tabloids, while lads being blown to bits in afghanistan gets relegated to page 9.
dunno, perhaps im just a cynic.
yes, that was the opinion of several people. you cant make fun out of a subject like rape. which is fair comment.but surely jordan is the one cheapening the subject ? she doesnt report the matter to the police at the time, nor does she mention this t
Just got the stats for this weeks leaderboard from sharkscope, some have their stats blocked (for obvious reasons). These are the so called top players at low stakes as the leaderboard rewards good play.
Just got the stats for this weeks leaderboard from sharkscope, some have their stats blocked (for obvious reasons). These are the so called top players at low stakes as the leaderboard rewards good play.Username Played Av. Profit Av. Stake
Thanks, I'll subscribe to luckyace and get the min points required to get me free sharkscope. Thats how I got my other account. Don't think its worth it considering the traffic on betfair and the low stakes we play.
Thanks, I'll subscribe to luckyace and get the min points required to get me free sharkscope. Thats how I got my other account. Don't think its worth it considering the traffic on betfair and the low stakes we play.
i noticed from the players the highest av stake of the top 10 was 4 bucks, with most lower.
mayb if bf want more stt traffic, the stake sfor the boards need changing/ tweaking.
i know ive lost the will power to chase the boards recently, of which has resulted in me playing less/ rakin less. and im sure there plenty of other like myself.
i noticed from the players the highest av stake of the top 10 was 4 bucks, with most lower.mayb if bf want more stt traffic, the stake sfor the boards need changing/ tweaking.i know ive lost the will power to chase the boards recently, of which has r
lightweight leaderboard may as well be for those playing 5$ or less. until its based on profit rather than games played most people will have zero interest in it.
most of us have day jobs paying more than 129$ for a weeks work. :-)
lightweight leaderboard may as well be for those playing 5$ or less. until its based on profit rather than games played most people will have zero interest in it.most of us have day jobs paying more than 129$ for a weeks work. :-)
I agree with chip and gnasher on this the leaderboards are a bit of a farce, when 2nd place is gained by someone with ROI of -19% who just plays hundreds of games at the lowest levels what more can you say.
In the present form its a cake race where the rewards go to the players who play hundreds of games a week - betfair should just give them cakeback or have eligibility criteria - say 100 games a week to qualify for leaderboard. Then they could use a formula where points are allocated based on entry fee and position. Cheaper games are easier to cash so you should get less points.
I agree with chip and gnasher on this the leaderboards are a bit of a farce, when 2nd place is gained by someone with ROI of -19% who just plays hundreds of games at the lowest levels what more can you say.In the present form its a cake race where th
5LEEPWALKER 22 Sep 09:15 As I am the GREATEST player at sit + go's on betfair, It's no surprise that people look upto me
I will continue to be an INSPIRATION to all 5LEEPWALKER fans around the world
I am THE GREATEST, And I KNOW IT
From me
5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
In that case I ask if you can come and play me, I'm eager to test my skills against the very best. I'm at $100-$500 most days..
5LEEPWALKER 22 Sep 09:15 As I am the GREATEST player at sit + go's on betfair, It's no surprise that people look upto meI will continue to be an INSPIRATION to all 5LEEPWALKER fans around the worldI am THE GREATEST, And I KNOW ITFrom me5LEEPW
Congrats to zzbort for ending my 9 week unbeaten run on the leaderboard, My pc broke so I was unable to play for most of the week
This week I've only been playing since approx 4.30 pm at the earliest, Whilst other contenders have been playing most of the day and night
As I'm typing I sit in a PATHETIC 3rd place on the leaderboard approx 12,000 points behind 1st placed zzbort, So If I dont play in the daytime then it looks like it's a 2 horse race between zzbort and gnasher8. But IF I do play in the daytime then don't be surprised If I come back and scoop 1st
From
5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
Congrats to zzbort for ending my 9 week unbeaten run on the leaderboard, My pc broke so I was unable to play for most of the weekThis week I've only been playing since approx 4.30 pm at the earliest, Whilst other contenders have been playing most of
I would like to point out that you've had that picture of what looks like it could be your head with something on it for approx 2 days now and still not one person has laughed
Had me in stitches, Pity noone else felt the same
PayBackTime,I would like to point out that you've had that picture of what looks like it could be your head with something on it for approx 2 days now and still not one person has laughedHad me in stitches, Pity noone else felt the same
I bet I'm in 1st on the leaderboard when its been updated at 1.30 am
Actually I reckon I'll be WHOOPING everyone
In fact, I KNOW I WILL
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5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
I bet I'm in 1st on the leaderboard when its been updated at 1.30 amActually I reckon I'll be WHOOPING everyoneIn fact, I KNOW I WILLFrom5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
I WHOOP someone by playing 1 day then having almost 1 day off whilst they catch up, Thats just one of the ways how I sometimes WHOOP people
Maybe that will answer your question
I WHOOP someone by playing 1 day then having almost 1 day off whilst they catch up, Thats just one of the ways how I sometimes WHOOP peopleMaybe that will answer your question
a. A loud cry of exultation or excitement. b. A shout uttered by a hunter or warrior. c. A hooting cry, as of a bird.
you cant "whoop" someone.
i think what you actually mean is that you are the only one thick enough to multitable 10 pence super turbos all of god 's waking hours, to" make" £80 quid per week, which is considerably less than you would get flipping burgers in maccy d's.
you play more bingo than anyone else. well done, well played etc. unfortunately you cant buy a personality. not even with 129$. :-(
whoop :a. A loud cry of exultation or excitement.b. A shout uttered by a hunter or warrior.c. A hooting cry, as of a bird.you cant "whoop" someone. i think what you actually mean is that you are the only one thick enough to multitable 10 pence super
After taking a few days off, I was over 7 thousand behind zzbort this morning. lol
Ps : I think you'd better start scoring zzbort, Otherwise it will be you thats chasing nearer to that amount of points
Come on, CHOP CHOP !
From 5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
I did mention on my blog earlier when I was over 7,000 points behind, That I still thought I would win this weeks leaderboard If I played. And it looks like I was probably right again
After taking a few days off, I was over 7 thousand behind zzbort this morning. lolPs : I think you'd better start scoring zzbort, Otherwise it will be you thats chasing nearer to that amount of pointsCome on, CHOP CHOP !From 5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATES
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OH YEA AND UR FREEK AND A VERY WEIRD DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOLU R THE BIGGEST LOSER I HAVE EVER SEEN U LOOK LIKE A GIMPUR A SOCIALY INEPT**I AM WINNER OF THE LIGHTWEIGHT LEADERBOARD AS I AM DRUNK AND HOME BY23.19HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAOH YEA AND UR FREEK AND A VERY WEIRD DUDEEEEEE
URS LOOOOOOOOOOOOL I WILL PLAY U HEADS UP 4 A WEEK AND U WILL BE LIGHWEIGH GUTTER BALL
U R A R E T A RD D D D AND UR MUM IS A DOG
LOLMY SHARKSCOPE IS ER JUST ABOUT IN PROFITURS LOOOOOOOOOOOOLI WILL PLAY U HEADS UP 4 A WEEK AND U WILL BE LIGHWEIGH GUTTER BALLU R A R E T A RD D D D AND UR MUM IS A DOG
zzbort cant compete week because he has a proper job and has to work ive been imformed,
so sleep, u will b lightweight winner again.
congrats on playin the most games, and scoring the most pts this week.
zzbort cant compete week because he has a proper job and has to work ive been imformed, so sleep, u will b lightweight winner again.congrats on playin the most games, and scoring the most pts this week.
Hmmm, Not sure if I should bother with this weeks leaderboard. As I'm too excited about the gilbert o'sullivan concert on wednesday 28th
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5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
Hmmm, Not sure if I should bother with this weeks leaderboard. As I'm too excited about the gilbert o'sullivan concert on wednesday 28thFrom5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
TBF to Donker, he was a loser until 3,000 games ago and has turned it into a small profit.
I've thought about challenging him but I'd need a decent sized monitor besides anyone that has come up against him has reported that donker just plays even more hours besides the 16 a day he currently puts in.
BTW Has anyone noticed that its mostly Donker that perpetuates this thread? It gets near the bottom and Donker brings it to the top "In response to....". In reality he's talking to himself.
I don't rate this arsewipe but in truth he does get to me, he's the only player whom I've ever bit too. I am the GREATEST is a load of bull, he's a break even player at best and I wipe the floor with this moron at every opportunity.
£1k in 15,000 ROI and was 3% the last I checked.TBF to Donker, he was a loser until 3,000 games ago and has turned it into a small profit.I've thought about challenging him but I'd need a decent sized monitor besides anyone that has come up against
I had no connection from sunday am till tuesday am
And if you've looked at the tables, I'm sure you would have noticed that I've NOT been playing much since my connection came back
Also recently I've not really started playing proper till at least wednesday / Thursday or friday
I dont especially play for the leaderboard, Its just a nice little added bonus that most weeks I just so happen to win
ATB to those that are fighting for places though
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5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
I had no connection from sunday am till tuesday amAnd if you've looked at the tables, I'm sure you would have noticed that I've NOT been playing much since my connection came backAlso recently I've not really started playing proper till at least wedn
this 5leepwalker is one of the worst i have ever seen.. just played a tourney with him. 40 hands and he folded them all (bb,sm,dealer,cutoff)l. then he's all in a5o as his stack is the size of the big blind. no help from the board and he's out.
this 5leepwalker is one of the worst i have ever seen.. just played a tourney with him. 40 hands and he folded them all (bb,sm,dealer,cutoff)l. then he's all in a5o as his stack is the size of the big blind. no help from the board and he's out.
O.k my stats have just been unblocked for the fans, If people really wanna look I shall leave it unblocked for a limited period
I don't know what it says myself, And I don't really care about any inaccurate stats. I have nothing to be ashamed off
O.k my stats have just been unblocked for the fans, If people really wanna look I shall leave it unblocked for a limited periodI don't know what it says myself, And I don't really care about any inaccurate stats. I have nothing to be ashamed off
I've played 5leepwalker several times on $2.50 STT's and it is true, he has only a few moves, mainly fold or all in. One trait I saw is five limpers to the BB and 5leepwalker in SB folding. With odds of 13/1 ANY two cards are calling cards... even 27o!
In his defence, his tight play is often rewarded, especially when his all-ins hold up to a caller however, his blinds are easily stolen and a shrewd eye will pick this up very quickly in one of his games.
I've just checked the stats, which show a 4% ROI, which is still a profit and shouldn't be mocked considering over half the players on all sites combined lose cash. If memory serves, about 30-40% of players do actually profit from poker although some of these profits are very small but either way, it still helps those players improve for little or no cost.
I've read many times on this board that 5leepwalker regards himself as 'skillful' however there is no skill in folding and going all in. The skill would be better recognised if he wasn't folding 13/1 shots preflop or was prepared to try to play players on flops and turns... even gamble a little when the odds permit.
To summarise, he isn't a tough player to face and his skill level is considerably below average however once loaded it is quite difficult to get *****back and a top three place is likely if his big hands hold up. Overall he isn't the worst player I've played by any means and you have to respect any player that can show a profit but his ego is definitely inflated on this forum.
I've played 5leepwalker several times on $2.50 STT's and it is true, he has only a few moves, mainly fold or all in. One trait I saw is five limpers to the BB and 5leepwalker in SB folding. With odds of 13/1 ANY two cards are calling cards... even 27