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5LEEPWALKER
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Report 5LEEPWALKER September 19, 2009 12:01 AM BST
It only shows the side of me whilst sat down, So it's pointless

I'd have have to many admirers anyway
Report Ovalman. September 19, 2009 12:03 AM BST
you perpetuate this thread donker, your the only one who posts that doesn't take the p1ss, does anyone care?
Report The Ichtyologist September 19, 2009 2:06 AM BST
I think he's the only one who actually is taking the p1ss.

All the best,
etc.
Report 5LEEPWALKER September 19, 2009 5:34 AM BST
Whilst I've been taking it easy and playing less games to give others a chance, MerryMozart has got himself a few thousand lead

After a quick chat at the tables, I am happy to hear from MerryMozart that he is going to give me a good fight and wont be giving up easy

ALL THE BEST MerryMozart

Lets have a good battle

You have a VERY SLIM chance to put a smile on some of the betfair players faces, IF you can knock me off MY throne

I've got to say, I DON'T think you can, Because I am far too SKILLFULL

I am THE GREATEST, As I am sure you will find out

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5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
Report gnashersblackpool September 19, 2009 10:33 AM BST
merry has zero chance of finishing first.
Report HU SUPERSTAR September 19, 2009 12:08 PM BST
5leepwalker is POKER HERO! i log in to watch his games!
Report Ovalman. September 19, 2009 12:09 PM BST
All 16 at a time?
Report HU SUPERSTAR September 19, 2009 12:19 PM BST
His bet patterns so solid! UTG allins with TT on 10|20 blinds level with 5000 deep stack so unpredictable! His my POKER HERO!
Report 5LEEPWALKER September 19, 2009 3:25 PM BST
Hmmm, I wouldn't say he's got zero chance of winning first

He seems alright to me, C'mon give the guy some credit

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5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
Report gnashersblackpool September 19, 2009 3:58 PM BST
he has zero chance.
u all day 2 day playing as many game sat possible at once, probably till about 3am 2moro

him, a couple of games at once, off and on all day/night.

its not even a contest.

mind u, if u put a 1000 quid up 1 week, i'll match it and we'll see who wins. cos chasing 129 dollars is really not worth my effort.[ and by th elooks of it 99.99% of the players on the site ar eoff the same oponion.]

u really should enjoy winnig the board gracefully and enjoy the winnings u make playing yer games.
Report Ovalman. September 19, 2009 11:32 PM BST
I checked the poker site @ 11am this morning and 5LEEPDONKER was playing, just checked there now and he's 5 tables open. Anyone challenging this donk has no chance.

The worrying thing is he says he's the greatest but at best he's a break even player. Even a chinese**le picker would be ashamed.
Report Ovalman. September 20, 2009 1:37 AM BST
2.40, I'm into my 2nd wind and donky is still playing :^0
Report 5LEEPWALKER September 20, 2009 5:47 PM BST
I might do a paula radcliffe (If thats her name)
Report Ovalman. September 20, 2009 5:49 PM BST
5LEEPDONKER
Report 5LEEPWALKER September 20, 2009 9:33 PM BST
In reply to gnashersblackpools comment dated 19th sept 16.58,

What you said about putting up a grand doesn't appeal to me. As I have said all along, The leaderboard is a nice little added bonus that I am happy to accept If I win or place (Usually win though)

But it did give me another idea :

If people are prepared to pay, Maybe we should see how many players would like to pay a fee of an agreed amount. Which comes straight from our accounts and the winner scoops the total prize pool

Just an idea, Let me know what you think

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Report Ovalman. September 20, 2009 9:38 PM BST
average roi over 100 games?

I'm up for that donker.
Report Ovalman. September 20, 2009 9:40 PM BST
oops sorry, your break even/ losing stats are hippen.
Report 5LEEPWALKER September 22, 2009 8:15 AM BST
As I am the GREATEST player at sit + go's on betfair, It's no surprise that people look upto me

I will continue to be an INSPIRATION to all 5LEEPWALKER fans around the world

I am THE GREATEST, And I KNOW IT

From me

5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
Report HU SUPERSTAR September 22, 2009 12:49 PM BST
dis guy Sleepwaler is my poker hero
Report 5LEEPWALKER September 23, 2009 5:21 AM BST
In reply to HU SUPERSTAR,

Don't worry about it, Your not alone

ATB

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5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
Report 5LEEPWALKER September 27, 2009 8:36 AM BST
If anyone THINKS they can beat me on this weeks lightweight leaderboard, THINK AGAIN

Cos I'm just so damn GREAT

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Report gnashersblackpool September 27, 2009 5:07 PM BST
aye hes right, sleepwalker, 643 games played
gnasher8 393 games
merry mozart 295 games

yup, no1 can keep up with him.
Report Creidhne September 27, 2009 5:11 PM BST
I wish id played more than my 70 this week !!!!
Report gnashersblackpool September 27, 2009 5:23 PM BST
why?
Report Ovalman. September 27, 2009 5:26 PM BST
And notice you and Merry play both light and middleweights yet still give 5LEEPDONKER a run for his money playing half the amount of games (a quarter the amount if you split them evenly between both levels).
Report gnashersblackpool September 27, 2009 5:31 PM BST
as merry found out last week, if uchase on the ligh, sleep just lays and plays and plays, so it is futile.

obv , merry and myself have a life outside of online poker.
Report illian September 27, 2009 8:29 PM BST
u play live too ?
Report Creidhne September 27, 2009 8:58 PM BST
sarcasm gnasher, im still waiting for sleepdonker to take you up on your bet - but we all now thats never going to happen.

I was just highlighting same point as you

played 70 points 12000

the donk pld 650 pts 40000

his roi is awesome
Report Creidhne September 27, 2009 9:00 PM BST
oops miscalculated missed off the omaha games ive played, so probably about 90 games ive played
Report chipfire227 September 28, 2009 10:55 AM BST
ive won about 3000$ in the last 4 months playing low stakes stt's on bf, and that dont include cake.

never been on a leaderboard, dont think ive even made the top 30.

its a cake race, and i have no issues with that. anyone who says any different is an idiot.

whenever sleepwalker has tried playing anything remotely resembling proper poker he has failed, and failed miserably.

i dont know why we even bother posting on his threads. :-(
Report Creidhne September 28, 2009 3:18 PM BST
must admit ive not seen the sleepdonker attempt to play poker yet, ur privilaged chip
Report chipfire227 September 28, 2009 9:06 PM BST
well he qualified for the caesars mtt, which was reasonably deep stacked and didn't do much, and the twice ive come across him in deep stacked stt's he has donked off his *****in the first few levels.

there was no attempt that i could see to adapt from the shove/fold strategy he uses to reasonable effect in the 2 dollar super turbo's.

i think u have to be careful when making extraordinary claims on the tinterweb. i got in all manner of bother recently for stating on a social networking site that jordan claiming to have been raped by a celebrity was akin to me claiming to have been force fed chocolate by the ghost of lady di.

someone, somewhere, always takes shiit seriously.
Report PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE September 28, 2009 9:14 PM BST
Totally out of order
Report chipfire227 September 29, 2009 7:54 AM BST
yes, that was the opinion of several people. you cant make fun out of a subject like rape. which is fair comment.

but surely jordan is the one cheapening the subject ? she doesnt report the matter to the police at the time, nor does she mention this traumatic event in either of her 2 autobiaographies.

she claims to have unburdened herself to her husband, but he has no recollection of this whatsoever. she states she doesn't want to name the celebrity publicly, but has confirmed his identity to the daily mirror, to whom she sold the story.

as a result 2 blokes names have been leaked onto the net, and are now being branded as rapists despite there being no evidence against them, or any charges being brought.

her " story" made the front page of most of the tabloids, while lads being blown to bits in afghanistan gets relegated to page 9.

dunno, perhaps im just a cynic.
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 1, 2009 6:20 PM BST
BRB, lol
Report MrTedd October 1, 2009 6:29 PM BST
http://www.blogger.com/profile/10982753493309592350

So gay.
Report Creidhne October 4, 2009 4:53 PM BST
Just got the stats for this weeks leaderboard from sharkscope, some have their stats blocked (for obvious reasons). These are the so called top players at low stakes as the leaderboard rewards good play.

Username Played Av. Profit Av. Stake Av. ROI Total Profit
zzbort 482 $0 $3 1% $25 - N/A Betfair
jnqctn 383 -$1 $3 -19%-$200
Cucumber1 171 $1 $3 11% $86 - N/A Betfair
asili 156 $1 $4 13% $114 Tilt N/A Betfair
RedShoes 154 $0 $6 -2% -$72 - N/A Betfair
Boycester 140 $0 $3 -11% -$32 Tilt N/A
PureBet 104 $1 $3 27% $76 - N/A Betfair
Whitewall 99 $0 $2 11% $31
Korellis 94 $0 $4 -1% -$11 - N/A Betfair
creidhne 78 $1 $3 23% $49 Tilt N/A Betfair
Report Creidhne October 4, 2009 4:57 PM BST
above results from last week.
Report Ovalman. October 4, 2009 5:34 PM BST
Creidhne, how do you filter your sharkscope stats for the last week?
Report Creidhne October 4, 2009 6:01 PM BST
Hi oval

go to advanced search, then the top left hand button that says all data. You cant get it in the free version
Report Ovalman. October 4, 2009 6:09 PM BST
OK mate thanks. I'm not a subscriber but may do for a month to analyse my own stats.
Report Ovalman. October 4, 2009 6:20 PM BST
Sorry to sound thick!

Where is the advanced search option?

I'm not a subscriber but have logged into a previous account I had.
Report Creidhne October 4, 2009 8:09 PM BST
You need to be a subscriber oval

I'll get them for you if you want to save some cash

grab me on a table and i'll give you all the details you want.
Report Ovalman. October 4, 2009 9:04 PM BST
Thanks, I'll subscribe to luckyace and get the min points required to get me free sharkscope. Thats how I got my other account. Don't think its worth it considering the traffic on betfair and the low stakes we play.
Report gnashersblackpool October 4, 2009 10:19 PM BST
i noticed from the players the highest av stake of the top 10 was 4 bucks, with most lower.

mayb if bf want more stt traffic, the stake sfor the boards need changing/ tweaking.

i know ive lost the will power to chase the boards recently, of which has resulted in me playing less/ rakin less. and im sure there plenty of other like myself.
Report chipfire227 October 4, 2009 11:07 PM BST
lightweight leaderboard may as well be for those playing 5$ or less. until its based on profit rather than games played most people will have zero interest in it.

most of us have day jobs paying more than 129$ for a weeks work. :-)
Report Creidhne October 5, 2009 5:37 PM BST
I agree with chip and gnasher on this the leaderboards are a bit of a farce, when 2nd place is gained by someone with ROI of -19% who just plays hundreds of games at the lowest levels what more can you say.

In the present form its a cake race where the rewards go to the players who play hundreds of games a week - betfair should just give them cakeback or have eligibility criteria - say 100 games a week to qualify for leaderboard. Then they could use a formula where points are allocated based on entry fee and position. Cheaper games are easier to cash so you should get less points.
Report Whyyy..ssoooo...sssseriouss? October 5, 2009 5:49 PM BST
5LEEPWALKER 22 Sep 09:15
As I am the GREATEST player at sit + go's on betfair, It's no surprise that people look upto me

I will continue to be an INSPIRATION to all 5LEEPWALKER fans around the world

I am THE GREATEST, And I KNOW IT

From me

5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)


In that case I ask if you can come and play me, I'm eager to test my skills against the very best. I'm at $100-$500 most days..
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 9, 2009 4:19 AM BST
Congrats to zzbort for ending my 9 week unbeaten run on the leaderboard, My pc broke so I was unable to play for most of the week

This week I've only been playing since approx 4.30 pm at the earliest, Whilst other contenders have been playing most of the day and night

As I'm typing I sit in a PATHETIC 3rd place on the leaderboard approx 12,000 points behind 1st placed zzbort, So If I dont play in the daytime then it looks like it's a 2 horse race between zzbort and gnasher8. But IF I do play in the daytime then don't be surprised If I come back and scoop 1st

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Report MrMogsi October 9, 2009 5:50 AM BST
LMFAO!!!!
Report PayBackTime October 9, 2009 1:41 PM BST
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Report chipfire227 October 9, 2009 3:04 PM BST
finally includes the word PATHETIC in his**poor ramblings. :-)
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 11, 2009 2:42 PM BST
PayBackTime,

I would like to point out that you've had that picture of what looks like it could be your head with something on it for approx 2 days now and still not one person has laughed

Had me in stitches, Pity noone else felt the same
Report ken de mange October 11, 2009 10:07 PM BST
gnasher8 not interested in lightwieght leaderboard?
Report Ovalman. October 11, 2009 10:15 PM BST
Didn't think anyone is interested in 16 tabling for 16 hours a day for losing sharkscope stats until i met 5leepdonker.
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 13, 2009 12:19 AM BST
I bet I'm in 1st on the leaderboard when its been updated at 1.30 am

Actually I reckon I'll be WHOOPING everyone

In fact, I KNOW I WILL

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Report chipfire227 October 13, 2009 8:30 AM BST
how do you "whoop" someone ?

does it involve multitabling 10 pence bingo cards ?
Report gnashersblackpool October 13, 2009 8:52 AM BST
see above.
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 14, 2009 6:32 AM BST
I WHOOP someone by playing 1 day then having almost 1 day off whilst they catch up, Thats just one of the ways how I sometimes WHOOP people

Maybe that will answer your question
Report chipfire227 October 14, 2009 10:07 AM BST
whoop :

a. A loud cry of exultation or excitement.
b. A shout uttered by a hunter or warrior.
c. A hooting cry, as of a bird.

you cant "whoop" someone.

i think what you actually mean is that you are the only one thick enough to multitable 10 pence super turbos all of god 's waking hours, to" make" £80 quid per week, which is considerably less than you would get flipping burgers in maccy d's.

you play more bingo than anyone else. well done, well played etc. unfortunately you cant buy a personality. not even with 129$. :-(
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 15, 2009 8:21 AM BST
In reply to chipfire227,

Whats your problem with me ?

C'mon, Tell the truth. You might feel better if you let it all out
Report gnashersblackpool October 15, 2009 8:25 AM BST
i think he fancies u.
Report Dooberama October 15, 2009 8:38 AM BST
why do I still read ths thread?
Report ladycarla October 15, 2009 8:50 AM BST
^^^^ Humans are creatures of habit.
Report HU SUPERSTAR October 15, 2009 3:01 PM BST
NO DOUBT SLEEPWALKER IS POKER HERO
Report chipfire227 October 15, 2009 5:29 PM BST
i dont have a problem with you. if you bombard the forum with self promoting illiterate spam what are you expecting ?

a biscuit ?
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 20, 2009 10:48 AM BST
S O H
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 23, 2009 9:20 PM BST
After taking a few days off, I was over 7 thousand behind zzbort this morning. lol

Ps : I think you'd better start scoring zzbort, Otherwise it will be you thats chasing nearer to that amount of points

Come on, CHOP CHOP !

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I did mention on my blog earlier when I was over 7,000 points behind, That I still thought I would win this weeks leaderboard If I played. And it looks like I was probably right again
Report HUSSLA October 23, 2009 10:20 PM BST
LOL
U R THE BIGGEST LOSER I HAVE EVER SEEN
U LOOK LIKE A GIMP
UR A SOCIALY INEPT**
I AM WINNER OF THE LIGHTWEIGHT LEADERBOARD AS I AM DRUNK AND HOME BY
23.19
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OH YEA AND UR FREEK AND A VERY WEIRD DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 23, 2009 10:29 PM BST
Haha, How much did I take off you
Report HUSSLA October 23, 2009 10:37 PM BST
LOL
MY SHARKSCOPE IS ER JUST ABOUT IN PROFIT


URS LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I WILL PLAY U HEADS UP 4 A WEEK AND U WILL BE LIGHWEIGH GUTTER BALL

U R A R E T A RD D D D AND UR MUM IS A DOG
Report Ovalman. October 23, 2009 10:50 PM BST
Hiding sharkscope stats DONKER? Show them please.
Report gnashersblackpool October 24, 2009 12:44 AM BST
zzbort cant compete week because he has a proper job and has to work ive been imformed,

so sleep, u will b lightweight winner again.

congrats on playin the most games, and scoring the most pts this week.
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 24, 2009 5:29 PM BST
Doesn't make any difference, I'd win anyway
Report Ovalman. October 24, 2009 10:02 PM BST
Hiding sharkscope stats DONKER? Show them please.
Report ThAnKyOuLoT October 24, 2009 10:19 PM BST
Arbboy is coming for you
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 26, 2009 3:06 AM GMT
G-thanks gnasher,

But I think you'll find that I had quite a few days of virtually no play myself
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 26, 2009 3:24 AM GMT
So you speak for Arbboy then hey, lol
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 26, 2009 6:44 PM GMT
Hmmm, Not sure if I should bother with this weeks leaderboard. As I'm too excited about the gilbert o'sullivan concert on wednesday 28th

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Report 5LEEPWALKER October 28, 2009 6:00 AM GMT
Stats stats stats, Whats all the fuss about
Report 5LEEPWALKER October 28, 2009 10:56 PM GMT
I will wait till gone midnight, So that I haven't really played on the lightweight leaderboard till thursday this week
Report gnashersblackpool October 29, 2009 4:22 PM GMT
10000 pts wed midnite to 12 noonthur.
thats pretty quick point scoring.
Report 5LEEPWALKER November 5, 2009 7:54 PM GMT
Yea, But then again

I am

5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
Report 5LEEPWALKER November 7, 2009 5:03 PM GMT
CONGRATS to 11 o'Clock for winning this weeks leaderboard
Report ForumTramps November 7, 2009 5:04 PM GMT
unlock sharkscope or your brag is worthless
Report 5LEEPWALKER November 7, 2009 5:06 PM GMT
I cant be bothered putting in the effort
Report 5LEEPWALKER November 7, 2009 5:08 PM GMT
What brag !

And no I wont open sharky, Only just blocked it again after unblocking it for some fans

I have no interest what it says
Report ForumTramps November 7, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
no you never!
Report Ovalman. November 7, 2009 5:54 PM GMT
£1k in 15,000 ROI and was 3% the last I checked.

TBF to Donker, he was a loser until 3,000 games ago and has turned it into a small profit.

I've thought about challenging him but I'd need a decent sized monitor besides anyone that has come up against him has reported that donker just plays even more hours besides the 16 a day he currently puts in.

BTW Has anyone noticed that its mostly Donker that perpetuates this thread? It gets near the bottom and Donker brings it to the top "In response to....". In reality he's talking to himself.

I don't rate this arsewipe but in truth he does get to me, he's the only player whom I've ever bit too. I am the GREATEST is a load of bull, he's a break even player at best and I wipe the floor with this moron at every opportunity.
Report 5LEEPWALKER November 14, 2009 3:38 AM GMT
I don't want to get to anybody here, I'm just bringing the thread back to the top

Saves that DONKER guy a job, lol
Report Big Bad Dog November 18, 2009 12:17 PM GMT
not looking good this week pal
Report 5LEEPWALKER November 18, 2009 5:59 PM GMT
I had no connection from sunday am till tuesday am

And if you've looked at the tables, I'm sure you would have noticed that I've NOT been playing much since my connection came back

Also recently I've not really started playing proper till at least wednesday / Thursday or friday

I dont especially play for the leaderboard, Its just a nice little added bonus that most weeks I just so happen to win

ATB to those that are fighting for places though

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5LEEPWALKER (THE GREATEST)
Report Big Bad Dog November 18, 2009 8:03 PM GMT
seems ur a has been
Report cavcav November 19, 2009 8:22 PM GMT
this 5leepwalker is one of the worst i have ever seen.. just played a tourney with him. 40 hands and he folded them all (bb,sm,dealer,cutoff)l. then he's all in a5o as his stack is the size of the big blind. no help from the board and he's out.
Report Big Bad Dog November 20, 2009 11:03 PM GMT
5th
Report o o o o o o o o November 20, 2009 11:17 PM GMT
dont mention will young...
Report 5LEEPWALKER November 21, 2009 5:27 AM GMT
O.k my stats have just been unblocked for the fans, If people really wanna look I shall leave it unblocked for a limited period

I don't know what it says myself, And I don't really care about any inaccurate stats. I have nothing to be ashamed off
Report Cable Connection November 21, 2009 10:40 AM GMT
I've played 5leepwalker several times on $2.50 STT's and it is true, he has only a few moves, mainly fold or all in. One trait I saw is five limpers to the BB and 5leepwalker in SB folding. With odds of 13/1 ANY two cards are calling cards... even 27o!

In his defence, his tight play is often rewarded, especially when his all-ins hold up to a caller however, his blinds are easily stolen and a shrewd eye will pick this up very quickly in one of his games.

I've just checked the stats, which show a 4% ROI, which is still a profit and shouldn't be mocked considering over half the players on all sites combined lose cash. If memory serves, about 30-40% of players do actually profit from poker although some of these profits are very small but either way, it still helps those players improve for little or no cost.

I've read many times on this board that 5leepwalker regards himself as 'skillful' however there is no skill in folding and going all in. The skill would be better recognised if he wasn't folding 13/1 shots preflop or was prepared to try to play players on flops and turns... even gamble a little when the odds permit.

To summarise, he isn't a tough player to face and his skill level is considerably below average however once loaded it is quite difficult to get *****back and a top three place is likely if his big hands hold up. Overall he isn't the worst player I've played by any means and you have to respect any player that can show a profit but his ego is definitely inflated on this forum.
Report Big Bad Dog November 21, 2009 3:39 PM GMT
yes we all know this common......
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