O/T Jordan aka Kaite Price

Dudewheresmyvar may be the perfect partner for her by the looks of it.

lol

saw her out a few months back and she seemed perfectly friendly. was just with her mates and didn't seem vile at all

stfu birdy!!!

and a mate of a mate went to school with her and doesn't have anything bad to say about her

she just knows how to work the media that's all

One of my mates used to go out with her. She dumped in while in the jungle for Peter.

"I never thought I would ever in my lifetime be feel sorry for Peter Andre !!!"

Don't feel too sorry for him, if it wasn't for his relationship with Jordan where would he be now,
back to oblivion, just a very average singer who had his 15 mins, would now be in the process of
being forgotten, apart from some local karaoke bar maybe !

seen her in brighton a few times

no people who no her

by all accounts probably a decent person certainly brighter than most seem to think

check her bank account for clarification

jbarnes (no not him) 08 Nov 13:21

by all accounts probably a decent person certainly brighter than most seem to think

check her bank account for clarification



Correct. Another 5 years earning and she'll almost be on a par with Forum Tramps :)

BlufDaddy 08 Nov 11:19
One of my mates used to go out with her. She dumped in while in the jungle for Peter.


Absolute lie. You have no friends. Seeing as everybody on this thread seems to know her or have a link with her. may as well throw mine in. Around six years ago myself and a few friends took her and her friends to a bar in London called Attica, she was very humble back then. That is not to say she is still the same person now, Ashley Cole seems to be someone who has evolved into a monster during the same period.

What's Ashley Cole got to do with the price of cheese?

(Though he is a cnut, I wouldn't mind being where he is every Saturday night lol)

Again, if you care for a wager it's very easily proven. His name is easy to find out with google. Some forumites are on my facebook list so they can check he's in my list.

I don't care. Most celebrities are miserable numpties with too much cash.

The cash always ends up in the hands of people who don't deserve it, and it makes me sick. Lets go on a crusade begging poor people to give to charity, and go without essentials to save the environment, while we continue to r-ake in the cash, live in our fancy mansions, with four high powered cars in the garage, and a plane on the grounds.

Fck off you clueless buffoons. I'd rather watch chinese countdown or the testcard than take any notice of celebrities.

I've met her-a few years ago she was at a party in Puerto Banus at some playboy mansion.Looked pretty good in her pink mini-skirt-especially when she was**over in the toilets snorting coke.

Ended up sharing a taxi back to town with the bloke who was filming her documentary-Richard I think.She was with that Robbie Jackson fool and was all over him-we did try to put her off but she wouldn't listen.

Was gutted that we didn't make the final cut when the documentary was shown-that's showbiz I suppose...

Did you spend any time in the Navy Bar?

I don't know her at all, and neither do I wish to.

Lol-no navy bar.My mate should have shares in Mylady's palace though.

To be honest I did speak to someone whose mate was going out with Katie Price before the jungle thing. I am sure I went through the what is she like/ she is Ok routine then. All part of the 6 degrees of separation thing, and I am obviously closer to the great blufdaddy than I realised.

Indeed. I'm only one degree of seperation from someone that not a single person on the forum would believe so I won't even bother saying who it is but it does make a small handful of you just 2 degrees from the mystery person :)

Wouldn't it be funny if it was Ben Mayhew?

I'd like to believe my social circle extends beyond council estate** like that

Ah go on. Who is it?

I was in Magaluf(unfortuately) years ago on a stag do and she came out of a bar absolutely twisted. There were several hundred pi ssed up people outside lookin to get a glimpse of her, I just stood in the middle of them all and shouted Gordon, Gordon.... Goooooorrrrrrrdon. Was funny at the time lol

:^0

Can we discuss Winona Ryder next? ;)

My mate is Gareff Gaytes stutter doctor, and he sez Gareff sez she is a grr grr ggreat sh sh sh sh shaag

Jordan said once on a chat show - after the break-up with Gareth, a relationship he denied first of all -
she said if anyone has got a s-e-x manual can you please send it to Gareth,
I don't think he has ever heard of foreplay.

Watched a film with Winona in it yesterday.She ended up trying to slash her wrists with a bic razor- didn't do a very good job of it though.

Would prefer to 'do' her than Jordan-although if they both insisted and asked nicely I would probably give in and have a threesome...

jakeburns69 09 Nov 10:56


Watched a film with Winona in it yesterday.She ended up trying to slash her wrists with a bic razor- didn't do a very good job of it though.


Christ JPJ, what did you do to her? ;)

Go shopping with Winnona Ryder - BUY ONE GET 9 FREE !!!!!

BlufDaddy 08 Nov 21:46
I'd like to believe my social circle extends beyond council estate **** like that

But do i live on a council estate? Or have i ever lived on a council estate?

Physically? I don't know - maybe, maybe not.

Mentally? You are pure council estate.

How can you call someone council estate ** when you were brought up on the hardest most multicultural council estate in Glasgow? I dont get it?

I'd like to add my pathetic contribution by stating her dad's a nice fella, lives in the same town as me. He attended the same party as me t'other week with his rather tasty lady.

I hope this clears things up.

Thanks in advance.

Firstly, because I wasn't and secondly, because regardless of where I was brought up my parents clearly did a better job than yours did which is why I've bettered myself and you're greatest aim in life is probably to be on Jeremy Kyle.

But when you were telling me a while ago about how billy big balls you were you mentioned that was where you were brought up thats why you are so hard.

Is my ambition really to appear on Jeremy Kyle?

Nope, you've taken a conglomeration of different facts and created your own little fallacy, which is quite common amongst the weak of mind.

I really hope one of us catches up with grassdaddy before you do Ben. If you get to him first leave something behind. You can tell he is a big mouth who never learns his lesson.

More online threats of violence from council estate chavs. Who'd have thunk it?

I'll probably play Brighton GUKPT again in a couple of months so you'll have your chance then.

Snobbery is not endearing.

I don't think he has any desire to be endeared.

Endangered is more likely at this rate.

The only thing I'm in danger of from these posturing gobshltes is being so bored I decide to beat myself up.

because regardless of where I was brought up my parents clearly did a better job than yours did

They are obviously quite proud of your work achivements as im sure you have done well. However they are probably more proud of your voluntary involvement with the local constabulary and your constant campaign on drug related issues.

Well done mum and dad.

If it was a choice of my voluntary involvement with the constabulary when being harassed or Ben's involuntary involvement for drunken violence, I know which one they would choose.

So what was your parents involvement in your drug problem? How do they fit into that picture.

GUKPT and Aussie millions good times

What's your parents involvement in your unhealthy obsession with Arbboy?

If you're like this with some random bloke on the internet, I'd hate to imagine what any girl goes through when she dumps you.

I'm only one degree of seperation from someone that not a single person on the forum would believe so I won't even bother saying who it is

Is it wee Jimmy Krankie?