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05 Nov 09 23:34
Date Joined: 01 Aug 03
| Topic/replies: 385 | Blogger: joffy's blog
Right bubble of the EWS shut im on the button with blinds of 600/1200.

All folds to me and small blind is all in for 530. BB Ghadaff has 910 *****left after BB. I raise to isolate the 530 stack knowing that ghadaffi will fold and if he calls im not in a disastrous shape and I think my 15k stack can handle it lol.

As predicted he folds and my q2 gets lucky.

Heres the funny bit, next thing after he beats the bubble the table splits tables. he then comes in observer chat and effectively calls me a ** . I give him plenty of time to apologise but he has no interest and is probably a bit to embarrased imo to work out that it was pretty standard play and hes acting like a fool.

So thats twice now Ghaddaffi and Arbboy tell me im a **.

Ghaddafi you want to know where i live its in Newmarket, you can get hold of me as you asked on 07990 501187. Can you do it between sociable hours though as I have a young family. I work from home so Im avaiable between 9-5 and theres a lovely patch of land out the back for a good fight.

And no please dont worry i wont call the police if you decide to harrass me on my mobile in bluff stylee.

Or i spsoe you cld think abt the hand work out wtf you were going on about and apologise like a man.


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Report joffy November 5, 2009 11:39 PM GMT
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 600739706 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $50 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee, Level:12 Blinds(800/1,600-75 ante) - Thursday, November 05, 23:57:38 GMT 2009
HOT! Eyes Wide Shut $5,000 GTD NLH #293933
Table 3 9-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: pearce21285 ( 31,153.74 )
Seat 2: orange999 ( 19,329.34 )
Seat 3: joffy ( 12,130.25 )
Seat 5: Davethedog ( 630 )
Seat 7: GHADAFFI ( 2,592 )
Seat 8: Nocturnal ( 9,671.50 )
Tourney Level:12 Blinds(800/1,600-75 ante)
pearce21285 posts ante [75]
orange999 posts ante [75]
Nocturnal posts ante [75]
GHADAFFI posts ante [75]
Davethedog posts ante [75]
joffy posts ante [75]
Davethedog posts small blind [555]
GHADAFFI posts big blind [1,600]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to joffy [ 2d, Qs ]
Nocturnal folds
pearce21285 folds
orange999 folds
joffy raises to [3,200]
Returning uncalled bet [1,600] to joffy
** Showdown **
joffy shows [ 2d, Qs ]
Davethedog shows [ Ad, Th ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8c, Qh, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8d ]
** Hand Conclusion **
joffy wins 2,090 from side pot #1 with full house, Eights full of Queens
joffy wins 2,115 from main pot with full house, Eights full of Queens
************ Game 600739706 ends ************
Report joffy November 5, 2009 11:42 PM GMT
Found it Im gettign sharp on these hh now and was nearly right with my assessment.
Report Semi Skimmed Milk November 5, 2009 11:43 PM GMT
lol @ adding 'regards'.

Report GHADDAFFI. November 5, 2009 11:45 PM GMT
you miss a few details in your story
Report joffy November 5, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
Feel free to add.

After you called me a ** i think i may have called you a silly k unt and a cok. Ask Arbboy if thats standard practice from me ;).
Report GHADDAFFI. November 5, 2009 11:49 PM GMT
go in a back room so i can call you without disturbing your family
Report GHADDAFFI. November 5, 2009 11:51 PM GMT
Report joffy November 5, 2009 11:52 PM GMT
Report Dealem.... November 5, 2009 11:53 PM GMT
joffy is a yella belly and confirmed "home aloner"

Report joffy November 5, 2009 11:58 PM GMT
Lol thank you mate the fees now £1000 ;)
Report enjbenjy November 6, 2009 12:00 AM GMT
Looks standard. I guess Ghadaffi would have won the hand and that's why he is pished off?
Report joffy November 6, 2009 12:02 AM GMT
All settled fair play to him he rang me up and apologised and explained what he thought, as I did type gl to the shorty.

Took some balls to do that and I wld say i was suprised as I have always found him to be a decent bloke at the tables.

All's good and another one of my tear up list.
Report Keith A November 6, 2009 12:06 AM GMT
loool :)
Report Dealem.... November 6, 2009 12:10 AM GMT


i was so tempted to text u from one of my PYG and goad u lol...
Report Dealem.... November 6, 2009 12:14 AM GMT
lol, i hope when gaddaffi rang he shouted down the fone " listen u fkin pr**k all i meant was blah blah, when u blah blah i thought blah blah so obv was gonna post blah blah... "

or it just isn't that much fun for the rest of us :(
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag November 6, 2009 6:04 AM GMT
good work fellas :D

and dealem... stop causing trouble ya wee scamp.
Report Scrappy Doo November 6, 2009 7:43 AM GMT
Fairplay to Ghadaffi imho , i do not play this site very often anymore but was at the same table as him last night in an earlier mtt.

He was one of avery view who commented when getting knocked out with a sporting gg , the guy who knocked him out diidnt respond TT beaten by ace someting if memory seves me right.

Point being seems sporting enough.
Report mikey222 November 6, 2009 8:03 AM GMT
Although I don't agree with people calling you a ** joffy all this offering fights and making out ur billy big boll ox is very tiresome. Theres gonna come a day when your gonna offer the wrong bloke out and your family will be feeding you thru a straw whilst you play the EWS.

And b4 you ask no I can't be bothered to come to newmarket and fight you.

p.s. gl on tables
Report joffy November 6, 2009 8:15 AM GMT
Mikey if you have the take in life where people can insult you and you have no wish to defend yourself then so be it.

Ive been bought up to stick up for myself and not let people walk all over me. I have no intention of giving of that im billy bigblox. If anyone offends me and then gives me a hiding then fair play. At least I will no I have stood my ground and defended myself, all be it badly if I get a hiding.
Report joffy November 6, 2009 8:27 AM GMT
[b]mikey222 31 Oct 10:56

you lot a f cking thick!

Its whoever has the luck on the day as poker is a game of luck you sad nonces.

Speaks volumes about you Mikey by the looks of this
Report Keith A November 6, 2009 8:49 AM GMT
be careful or Joffy might attack you with a bluberry muffin
Report cheezer November 6, 2009 9:51 AM GMT
what it tells u joffy me old shun is that I have a real take on life and don't live in poker fantasy land.
Report mikey222 November 6, 2009 9:53 AM GMT
lol nice1. you really do take it too seriously don't you. I mean defend urself against a load of online poker players, just turn ur chat off.
Report HYPE November 6, 2009 9:55 AM GMT
Who's cheezer?
Report cheezer November 6, 2009 9:59 AM GMT
some1 who would fight joffy and hit him with a stick of rubarb if I didn't live in scotland.
Report HYPE November 6, 2009 10:24 AM GMT
re the hand. Standard play I agree - can only think that GHAD saw it as you trying to keep short stack in (which again would be perfectly acceptable especially nursing a decent stack).

Still, all well that ends well :-[)
Report joffy November 6, 2009 10:56 AM GMT
Yep all explained Ghad was having a bad night, read situation wrong and didnt think it through.

I think the way hes acted since speaks volumes for the lad.

Move on now imo.
Report Six of Clubs November 6, 2009 11:09 AM GMT
so joffy we all round yours on sat for a bbq? :p
Report Teeth November 6, 2009 12:56 PM GMT
Where does cheezer come in to this?

... i too would act like joffy under the circumstances and fight anyone to stick up for myself, trouble is at 5'5" n a half i would get battered too often! :^0
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