Wednesday's picks

Ended up at a brothel last night. Wasnt that bothered either way but as that's the only place that was still serving when the bars shut, I didnt mind going for another beer. Ended up spending £50 of the weekend's winnings on a topless handjob off some tasty blonde Eastern European bird. Had another beer afterwards and she convinced me to let her invite one of her colleagues into the room.

She was a tidy Spanish girl and I didnt mind the 3-way action that ensued, especially the faux-lesbian show they put on for me to get me going again. It meant that another £150 of my Everton money went down the drain but it was well worth it. I found out that the girls were from Cluj and Barcelona, and while they were smoking my white owl, I got thinking about tonight's games.

While they were fighting about whose mamoodas I deposited over, I was using the iphone app to make a different type of deposit, and getting in a "Cluj/Barcelona double overs" of my own, at a tasty 2.72.

The Spanish lass later also let me do her up her Sergio Ramos, which I also took to mean that he is going to do something naughty, and I will take him to be booked.

2 pts overs double - Cluj/Basel & Barcelona/Madrid
2 pts Sergio Ramos to be shown a card - at 1.7 or better.