I DONT COME ON THIS FORUM ALOT IT REMINDES ME OF SHAMOO THE KILLER WHALE

They are NUTS the lot of them.

.... except the noble Native Americans who were victims of ethnic cleansing and robbed of their land and their way of life.

sounds a bit like the British

I LOVE THE AMERICANS APART FROM THE ONE IN DISNEYLAND WHO WOULDNT LET ME HAVE A LICK OF HIS MICKEY MOUSE LOLLIPOP

AND THE GUIDE AT KENNADY SPACE STATION WHO TOLD ME TO GROW UP WHEN I ASKED HIM IF THEY REALLY WENT TO THE MOON OR WAS IT A HOAX LIKE LOTS OF PEOPLE SAY ON THE BETFAIR CHIT CHAT FORUM .

AND THE LADY AT BUSH GARDENS WHO IGNORED ME WHEN I WENT TO CUSTOMER SERVICES TO COMPLAIN THAT THERE WERE TOO MANY RIDES IN THE GARDENS AND NOT ENOUGH BUSHES

AND  THE RUDE MAN AT THE CAR RENTAL WHO GOT MAD WHEN I ASKED HIM IF THE AMERICAN  CARS HAD 4 WHEELS LIKE THE CARS IN ENGLAND .THERE WAS NO NEED TO CALL ME SMART ARSE. IT WAS MY FIRST VISIT TO AMERICA HOW WAS I TO KNOW

AND THE RUDE TAXI DRIVER WHO TRIED TO RUN ME OVER BECAUSE I NEVER GAVE HIM A TIP.I TOLD HIM BEFORE I GOT OUT THAT I HAD ONLY LOTS OF ONE DOLLAR NOTES AND NO SMALL CHANGE AT ALL

AND THE  VERY FAT MAN WHO GOT ANNOYED WITH ME JUST FOR ASKING HIM IF HE WAS OVER 60 .HE SAID HE WAS 34. I SAID I WASNT TRYING TO INSULT HIM ABOUT HIS AGE  I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF HE  WEIGHED MORE THAN 60 STONE AS THERE WAS A 40 STONE WEIGHT LIMIT ON THE E T  BYCYCLE RIDE ATTRACTION.I TOLD HIM I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL AS THE YEAR BEFORE TWO 63 STONE TWIN LADIES WHO WERE INFRONT OF ME IN THE QUE GOT UPSET WHEN THE RIDE ATTENDANT  REFUSED TO LET THEM ON THE BYCYCLE RIDE.  HE WAS VERY POLITE HE JUST ASKED THEM TO LOSE 25 STONE AND TO WEIGH THEMSLVES NEXT TIME BEFORE THEY GET IN THE QUE.HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.  THERE WAS NO NEED TO THROW THEIR PLUTO MEAT PIES AT HIM

AND THE MAN IN DISNEYLAND WHO WAS NASTY TO ME BECAUSE I CAUGHT HIS STICK WHEN HE THREW IT UP IN THE AIR.I TOLD HIM I THOGHT IT WAS GOING TO HIT ONE OF THE MARCHING BAND MEN WHO WERE BEHIND HIM AND HE COULDNT SEE THEM . I TOLD HIM MY TEACHER USED TO TELL ME OFF  FOR THROWING STICKS AND MILK BOTTLES IN THE AIR SHE SÀID IT WAS DANGEROUS

AND THE MAN SAT ON THE HIGH CHAIR AT DAYTONA BEACH WHO GOT ANGRY WHEN I SHOUTED TO HIM WHAT TIMES FEEDING TIMES. HE SHOUTED ANGRILY HES A LIFE GUARD I SHOUTED IM A TOURIST I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU HAVE YOUR BOTTLE AND MAKE SURE YO GOT YOUR WIND UP . THERE WAS NO NEED FOR HIM TO SLIDE DOWN HIS POLE AND BURY ME UPTO MY NE IN SAND

AND THE RED INDIAN AMERICAN AT THE WILD WEST SHOW WHO TRIED TO SCALP ME JUST FOR SHOUTNG WHITE LIVES MATTER AND SITTING BULL WAS A ZIONIST

THE REST SEEMED VERY NICE AND WHEN THEY SAID HAVE A NICE DAY I THINK THEY MEANT IT .

do wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh diddy!

Brilliant DO WAH !

Superb!!..the wisest by a mile..love you Do wah...(not sexually)