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THEVE COME FOR TEA AND BISCUITS
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2 of the seagulls have been on t v
WHAT ON NATURE WATCH DO WAH DIDDY
no all star family fortunes
WHAT ON NATURE WATCH DO WAH DIDDY
no all star family fortunes
did they win anything for charity do wah diddy
NO THEY WERE DISSQUALIFIED BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT 3 OF THEIR DUCK FRIENDS WITH THEM AND ITS NOT ALLOWED
NO THEY WERE DISSQUALIFIED BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT 3 OF THEIR DUCK FRIENDS WITH THEM AND ITS NOT ALLOWED
THE SEAGULLS ARE NOT TRAINING THIS WEEK
whys that do wah diddy
THEYVE GOT A TOUCH OF BIRD FLUE
whys that do wah diddy
THEYVE GOT A TOUCH OF BIRD FLUE
THE SEAGULLS HAVE ALOT OF HISTORY ,4 OF THEM WERE SHOT DOWN IN WORLD WAR 2 NEAR PEARL HARBOUR
THEY WERE MISTAKEN FOR JAPENESE KAMI KASI PILOTS BY A SHORT SIGHTRED ANTI AIR CRAFT GUNNER
THEY WERE MISTAKEN FOR JAPENESE KAMI KASI PILOTS BY A SHORT SIGHTRED ANTI AIR CRAFT GUNNER
SOME SAY ONE OF THE SEAGULS DEFECTED TO RUSSIA IN THE COLD WAR ,BUT HE TOLD ME HE GOT LOST ON HIS WAY TO HAWAII FOR THE MATEING SEASON
ALOT OF FANS THOUGHT TEDDY THE SEAGULL WAS A WOMANISER ,BUT EVERYONE WANTED TO TAKE HIM TO BED
I ONCE SAW A SEAGULL WITH 1176 ON HIS BACK I SAID I DONT RECONISE YOU ,WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY
HE SAID HE DIDNT LIKE SPORT AND HE HAD JUST ESCAPED FROM ALCATRAZ
HE SAID HE DIDNT LIKE SPORT AND HE HAD JUST ESCAPED FROM ALCATRAZ
I SAID DID YOU ESCAPE BECAUSE YOU WAS ON DEATH ROW ,
HE SAID NO HE ESCAPED FROM THE KITCHEN IN THERE ,BECAUSE THERE WAS A MEXICAN CHEF THAT WANTED TO TRY SEAGULL PIE
HE SAID NO HE ESCAPED FROM THE KITCHEN IN THERE ,BECAUSE THERE WAS A MEXICAN CHEF THAT WANTED TO TRY SEAGULL PIE
IVE BROUGHT THIS BACK TO THE TOP ,I THINK YOU WAS ALL TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND IT BEFORE
I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS,BUT THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD OF ALL TIME,IT SHOULDNT BE UP TO ME ,BUT IF I DONT ,IT COULD GET LOST AND FORGOT ABOUT ,LIKE THE GOLDEN BELL OF ATLANTIS .THEIR WAS MANY ,MANY MANY,MANY PEOPLE IN ATLANTIS WHO SAID THAT GOLD BELL HAD GOT THE BEST DING DONG IN ALL THE WORLD
THIS THREAD IS MY MONA LISA ,I HAVE MANY MORE BUT THIS IS MY MASTERPIECE,THERES NOT MANY PEOPLE WHOS BEEN INSPIRED BY A SEAGULL TO WRITE SUCH A MASTERPIECE ,
If Do Wah Diddy had been born in USA, he would be millionaire ten times over with his own comedy show on CBS 
THIS THREAD IS TOO GOOD TO DISAPEAR INTO OBSCURITY
DO WAH DIDDY WILL BE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY UPSET WHEN HE REALISES YOUVE LET THIS THREAD SLIP SO FAR DOWN THE LIST
Been a long time since I saw you Do Wah. The golf forum eagerly awaits your triumphant return 
THANK YOU THE RHINO YES I WILL GIVE THEM THE TIP ON HOW
TO PUT
TO PUT
DO WAH DIDDY WHATS HAPPENED TO THE SEAGULS
well ive lost alot of interest in them since one of them flew over the cuckoo's nest and was declared insane and got a free transfer
well ive lost alot of interest in them since one of them flew over the cuckoo's nest and was declared insane and got a free transfer
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE REST ARE DO WAH DIDDY
well ones an alcoholic and sleeps on a form in Central park
another one sits on top of the Eiffel tower in Paris and watches the world go bye hes got mental problems
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HES GOT MENTAL PROBLEMS DO WAH DIDDY
well have you ever seen another seagull sitting upside down on the Eiffel tower
well ones an alcoholic and sleeps on a form in Central park
another one sits on top of the Eiffel tower in Paris and watches the world go bye hes got mental problems
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HES GOT MENTAL PROBLEMS DO WAH DIDDY
well have you ever seen another seagull sitting upside down on the Eiffel tower
one is a seagull trafficker .he brings female seagulls in from the continent with promises of accomodation in the many empty buildings and easy pickings of food from the homeless when their asleep after drinking alcohol or taking drugs
he only brings them here to work as sex slaves for those who reward him .no bird should be treated like that
he only brings them here to work as sex slaves for those who reward him .no bird should be treated like that
Two got on a log and headed for England for a better life .but they thought they had been blown to Pakistan when they landed and saw all the Pakistanis and mosques
THEY SOUND RACIST TO ME DO WAH DIDDY
that's exactly what I thought untill they told me about how curry affects their toilet needs .they said TheVE enough trouble trying not to poo as it is
THEY SOUND RACIST TO ME DO WAH DIDDY
that's exactly what I thought untill they told me about how curry affects their toilet needs .they said TheVE enough trouble trying not to poo as it is
I SEE NONE OF THE SEAGULLS EVER DID ANYTHING IN THE SUPER BOWL
what do you expect when their dead you fool
what do you expect when their dead you fool
DO YOU STILL GO TO SEE THE SEAGULLS TO GET YOUR EXCITEMENT DO WAH DIDDY
no but I still go to watch the pom poms girls jump about to get me excited
no but I still go to watch the pom poms girls jump about to get me excited
DO YOU KNOW IF THE POM POM GIRLS LIKE YOU DO WAH DIDDY
all i know is that three of them don't like me as they reported me to the police when I followed them home
all i know is that three of them don't like me as they reported me to the police when I followed them home
DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE SEAGULLS COACH
yes when their not cleaning it .I can't stand people looking at me while I talk to it about where it's been and and if there there any traffic jams on its journeys
yes when their not cleaning it .I can't stand people looking at me while I talk to it about where it's been and and if there there any traffic jams on its journeys
DO WAH DIDDY IT SEEMS TO ME YOU NEED TO SEE A COUNCILLOR ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH
no no no in England we see a doctor about our mental health .but yes I do need to see a councilor about the mess the binnen leave the roads in when they empty my bin .there's empty alcohol cans and donner kebabs and drug needles all over everywhere .I could understand if they were mine but someone's bin must be full and there using my bin
no no no in England we see a doctor about our mental health .but yes I do need to see a councilor about the mess the binnen leave the roads in when they empty my bin .there's empty alcohol cans and donner kebabs and drug needles all over everywhere .I could understand if they were mine but someone's bin must be full and there using my bin
I've just seen one of the seagulls at the bus stop
DID HE TELL YOU WHY HE HAD LEFT THE GAME DO WAH DIDDY
no he just kept moaning about the bus being late .he got on my nerves
DID HE TELL YOU WHY HE HAD LEFT THE GAME DO WAH DIDDY
no he just kept moaning about the bus being late .he got on my nerves
DO WAH DIDDY I BELIEVE YOU GAVE ACCOMODATION TO RETIRED SEAGULLS DO YOU STILL TAKE THEM IN
no they kept pooing on my ex wife's cats and they ate them
They caused alot of arguments between me and my ex wife .they would not stop flapping their wings when coronation Street was on t v .she said they were doing it on purpose to annoy her
no they kept pooing on my ex wife's cats and they ate them
They caused alot of arguments between me and my ex wife .they would not stop flapping their wings when coronation Street was on t v .she said they were doing it on purpose to annoy her
DO WAH DIDDY I BELIEVE YOU GAVE ACCOMODATION TO RETIRED SEAGULLS DO YOU STILL TAKE THEM IN
no they kept pooing on my ex wife's cats and they ate them
They caused alot of arguments between me and my ex wife .they would not stop flapping their wings when coronation Street was on t v .she said they were doing it on purpose to annoy her
no they kept pooing on my ex wife's cats and they ate them
They caused alot of arguments between me and my ex wife .they would not stop flapping their wings when coronation Street was on t v .she said they were doing it on purpose to annoy her
DO WAH DIDDY THERE STILL MUST BE SOME GOOD PLAYERS LEFT ON THE SEAGULL SIDE
yes. There are still some good players left in the seagull side but they think their preemadonnas they wear wing warmers in the winter .in my days they wouldn't have got away with it
yes. There are still some good players left in the seagull side but they think their preemadonnas they wear wing warmers in the winter .in my days they wouldn't have got away with it
DO WAH DIDDY YOU KNOW THE NEW NUMBER TEN FOR THE SEAGULLS IS HE KNOCKNEED
no he just keeps getting caught up in the seaweed on the beach and he can't be bothered to undo it . I've told him he will lose alot of female seagulls fans if he keeps walking round with seaweed around his legs .it makes him look gay when he walks
WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN YOU TOLD HIM THAT DO WAH DIDDY
he just said what he always says to me when I offer him advice piss of do wah and go and preach to someone else
no he just keeps getting caught up in the seaweed on the beach and he can't be bothered to undo it . I've told him he will lose alot of female seagulls fans if he keeps walking round with seaweed around his legs .it makes him look gay when he walks
WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN YOU TOLD HIM THAT DO WAH DIDDY
he just said what he always says to me when I offer him advice piss of do wah and go and preach to someone else
DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU GO TO THE PLAYERS CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH THEM
no the management put a stop to Christmas parties
WHY DO WAH DIDDY DID THE SEAGULLS HAVE TOO MUCH TO DRINK
no the majority of them are Muslim seaguls and objected to Christmas being promoted
no the management put a stop to Christmas parties
WHY DO WAH DIDDY DID THE SEAGULLS HAVE TOO MUCH TO DRINK
no the majority of them are Muslim seaguls and objected to Christmas being promoted
these Muslim seagul players won't integrate they just pass the ball to one of their own
no wonder they don't win many games
no wonder they don't win many games
these Muslim seagul players won't integrate they just pass the ball to one of their own
no wonder they don't win many games
no wonder they don't win many games
these Muslim seagul players won't integrate they just pass the ball to one of their own
no wonder they don't win many games
no wonder they don't win many games
You just wait untill there the majority there's huge areas where non Muslim seagulls are not allowed to fly in . It's just the tip of the wing they won't be happy untill every non seagull Muslim is grounded and the male seagulls will be made to grow a beard or not allowed to play
DO WAH DIDDY STOP IT YOUR RANTING ON AND ON ABOUT THEM
Well i ask you do you want a segull whose face is covered up pinching your ice cream or buttie from you .it's scary enough when they swoop down and you can see their face
DO WAH DIDDY STOP IT YOUR RANTING ON AND ON ABOUT THEM
Well i ask you do you want a segull whose face is covered up pinching your ice cream or buttie from you .it's scary enough when they swoop down and you can see their face
The golden mile was a pleasure to walk down in Blackpool in my day .the seagulls all looked the same and you knew you were in Britain .take my word not a single non Muslim seagull will be allowed to perch on any mosque when their the majority of the seagull population.its ok for them to rest and poo on our churches but let a non Muslim seagull try and do it on one of their mosques and they will be stoned to death
It's one rule for them and a different rule for the rest
It's one rule for them and a different rule for the rest
I've got to go now
WHY DO WAH DIDDY ARE YOU HUNGRY
no i want to find out which one of them twenty three men is the real father of that lady bus driver on the Jeremy Kyle show .
WHY DO WAH DIDDY ARE YOU HUNGRY
no i want to find out which one of them twenty three men is the real father of that lady bus driver on the Jeremy Kyle show .
I've narrowed it down to 22 I don't think the chairman of the gay parade committee is the father because he has witnesses who insist he couldn't make a baby even if he tried .and I believe them after seeing him
DO WAH DIDDY DID YOU FIND OUT WHO THE LADY BUS DRIVERS DAD WAS
no but we found out her mother had a std and that she had sex with at least 250 men and 49 women and she never washes her hands after she uses the toilet .
WAS HER DAUGHTER UPSET WHEN SHE COULDNT FIND OUT WHO HER REAL DAD WAS
no not really but she was glad she found out that her mother never washes her hands after using the toilet as she had told her many times that she was not the only one in the house who didn't wash them
no but we found out her mother had a std and that she had sex with at least 250 men and 49 women and she never washes her hands after she uses the toilet .
WAS HER DAUGHTER UPSET WHEN SHE COULDNT FIND OUT WHO HER REAL DAD WAS
no not really but she was glad she found out that her mother never washes her hands after using the toilet as she had told her many times that she was not the only one in the house who didn't wash them
DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU WATCH ALOT OF T V
only if I'm sure the t v licence detector van isn't in our area
DO WAH DIDDY THEY SAY THERES NO SUCH THING AS A T V LICENCE DETECTOR VAN
ILL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT
only if I'm sure the t v licence detector van isn't in our area
DO WAH DIDDY THEY SAY THERES NO SUCH THING AS A T V LICENCE DETECTOR VAN
ILL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT
DO WAH DIDDY WHEN YOU REPLY TO ME YOUR SUPPOSE TO REPLY TO ME IN LOWER CASE LETTERS
I know but that last post of mine I forgot
I know but that last post of mine I forgot
I've just seen one of the seagul greats in Waterstones signing copies of his biography
DID YOU GO IN THERE DO WAH DIDDY TO BUY HIS BOOK OR WAS YOU IN THERE TO BUY ANOTHER BOOK
no I was in there because I needed to go to the toilet and they have soft toilet tissue
DID YOU GO IN THERE DO WAH DIDDY TO BUY HIS BOOK OR WAS YOU IN THERE TO BUY ANOTHER BOOK
no I was in there because I needed to go to the toilet and they have soft toilet tissue
I've just seen one of the seagul greats in Waterstones signing copies of his biography
DID YOU GO IN THERE DO WAH DIDDY TO BUY HIS BOOK OR WAS YOU IN THERE TO BUY ANOTHER BOOK
no I was in there because I needed to go to the toilet and they have soft toilet tissue
DID YOU GO IN THERE DO WAH DIDDY TO BUY HIS BOOK OR WAS YOU IN THERE TO BUY ANOTHER BOOK
no I was in there because I needed to go to the toilet and they have soft toilet tissue
DO WAH DIDDY WHICH SEAGUL WAS YOUR FAVOURITE IN ALL THE YEARS YOU WAS A FAN
I've told you before I don't know they all looked the same to me don't you read my threads I'm not repeating myself again unless the keys on my iPad get stuck
I've told you before I don't know they all looked the same to me don't you read my threads I'm not repeating myself again unless the keys on my iPad get stuck
I've just seen one of the seagulls in the royal box on center court at Wimbledon on t v
WAS HE WATCHING THE TENNIS DO WAH .NO HE WAS WATCHING THE RACING ON HIS I PAD HES GOT A GAMBLING PROBLEM
WAS HE WATCHING THE TENNIS DO WAH .NO HE WAS WATCHING THE RACING ON HIS I PAD HES GOT A GAMBLING PROBLEM
Did you notice who he was sat next too
HE WAS SAT ON PIPPA MIDDLETONS HEAD .HE MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET A TICKET
HE WAS SAT ON PIPPA MIDDLETONS HEAD .HE MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET A TICKET
was it the same seagull you saw last year
I THINK IT WAS OR THEVE GOT A DOUBLE
I THINK IT WAS OR THEVE GOT A DOUBLE
just as a matter of interest do wah who was your favourite bison
THE ONE THAT SITTING BULL SHOT IN THE FILM ROY ROGERS GOES VEGETARIAN
THE ONE THAT SITTING BULL SHOT IN THE FILM ROY ROGERS GOES VEGETARIAN
do wah is the seagull still sitting on Pippa middletons head
NO HES FLOWN ON THE UMPIRES SEAT
why do wah to get a better view
NO TO DIDPUTE THAT last net call decision
NO HES FLOWN ON THE UMPIRES SEAT
why do wah to get a better view
NO TO DIDPUTE THAT last net call decision
do wah is the queen sat in the royal box
NO I BELIEVE SHES GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH HER CHIROPOTIST.HER SKIN UNDER HER LEFT FOOT HAS GONE VERY HARD ALL OF A SUDDEN ,AND THE CORN ON HER LITTLE TOE ON HER RIGHT FOOT IS CATCHING THE BUCKLE ON HER FLIP FLOPS
NO I BELIEVE SHES GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH HER CHIROPOTIST.HER SKIN UNDER HER LEFT FOOT HAS GONE VERY HARD ALL OF A SUDDEN ,AND THE CORN ON HER LITTLE TOE ON HER RIGHT FOOT IS CATCHING THE BUCKLE ON HER FLIP FLOPS
do wah wah does the queen still visit Wimbledon to watch the tennis
ONLY WHEN SHES GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO
SHE NEVER ATTENDS WHEN ITS HALF PRICE AFTERNOON BINGO AT HER OVER 60s COMMUNITY CLUB
ONLY WHEN SHES GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO
SHE NEVER ATTENDS WHEN ITS HALF PRICE AFTERNOON BINGO AT HER OVER 60s COMMUNITY CLUB
do wah wah does the queen still visit Wimbledon to watch the tennis
ONLY WHEN SHES GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO
SHE NEVER ATTENDS WHEN ITS HALF PRICE AFTERNOON BINGO AT HER OVER 60s COMMUNITY CLUB
ONLY WHEN SHES GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO
SHE NEVER ATTENDS WHEN ITS HALF PRICE AFTERNOON BINGO AT HER OVER 60s COMMUNITY CLUB
do wah I thought you didn't have a TV .I know you've not got a t v licence
IM WATCHING IT IN CURRYS WINDOW IVE BEEN INSIDE AND TURNED THE VOLUME UP
doesn't you legs ache standing up all day
NO HABITAT IS NEXT DOOR AND IVE BORROWED A FLAT PACK CHAIR .BUT IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO ASSEMBLE IT.
IM WATCHING IT IN CURRYS WINDOW IVE BEEN INSIDE AND TURNED THE VOLUME UP
doesn't you legs ache standing up all day
NO HABITAT IS NEXT DOOR AND IVE BORROWED A FLAT PACK CHAIR .BUT IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO ASSEMBLE IT.
doesn't any one ask why your sat on a chair watching TV outside Curry's window
NO BUT SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I KNEW HOW OFTEN THE NUMBER 10 BUS RUNS
NO BUT SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I KNEW HOW OFTEN THE NUMBER 10 BUS RUNS
do wah do you still watch your t v even though you've no licence .
NO BUT THE OLD LADY NEXT DOOR HAS A T V LICENCE AND I BORROW HER T V IF THERE'S ANYTHING SPECIAL I WANT TO SEE
why didn't you borrow it off her to watch Wimbledon .
SHES WATCHING THE Q V C SHOPPING CHANNEL .ITS THE DIAMONEQE HALF PRICE RING SALE TODAY
NO BUT THE OLD LADY NEXT DOOR HAS A T V LICENCE AND I BORROW HER T V IF THERE'S ANYTHING SPECIAL I WANT TO SEE
why didn't you borrow it off her to watch Wimbledon .
SHES WATCHING THE Q V C SHOPPING CHANNEL .ITS THE DIAMONEQE HALF PRICE RING SALE TODAY
SHE WONT LISTEN TO ME IVE TOLD HER SHES:102 AND DOESNT LOOK WELL. IVE TOLD HER IT MIGHT NOT ARRIVE BEFORE SHE PASSES AWAY
I TOLD HER TO WAIT UNTILL SHES HAD HER HOSPITAL APPOINTMENT THE WAY SHE LOOKS TO ME
that's not a very nice thing to say do wah
ITS ALL RIGHT FOR YOU TO SAY THAT .BUT ITS ME WHO SHE EXPECTS TO PICK IT UP FROM THE POST OFFICE IF SHE DOESNT HEAR THE POSTMAN DELIVER IT OR SHES ON THE TOILET .
I DONT WANT TO TRAPES ALL THE WAY TO THE POST OFFICE IF SHES DEAD
I TOLD HER TO WAIT UNTILL SHES HAD HER HOSPITAL APPOINTMENT THE WAY SHE LOOKS TO ME
that's not a very nice thing to say do wah
ITS ALL RIGHT FOR YOU TO SAY THAT .BUT ITS ME WHO SHE EXPECTS TO PICK IT UP FROM THE POST OFFICE IF SHE DOESNT HEAR THE POSTMAN DELIVER IT OR SHES ON THE TOILET .
I DONT WANT TO TRAPES ALL THE WAY TO THE POST OFFICE IF SHES DEAD
do wah do you have a radio and do you listen to sport on it
YES I HAVE A RADIO I BOUGHT IT FROM A CAR BOOT SALE FOR 20P .I DONT LISTEN TO IT THOUGH .BECAUSE ITS GOT NO VOLUME KNOB .EVERYTHING ELSE WORKS ON IT .YOU JUST CANNOT HEAR THE SOUND
YES I HAVE A RADIO I BOUGHT IT FROM A CAR BOOT SALE FOR 20P .I DONT LISTEN TO IT THOUGH .BECAUSE ITS GOT NO VOLUME KNOB .EVERYTHING ELSE WORKS ON IT .YOU JUST CANNOT HEAR THE SOUND
Do wah it's no good if the volume knob is missing
ITS AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER RADIO APART FROM HAVING NO VOLUME KNOB.EVERY THING ELSE WORKS
ITS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER RADIO WHEN ITS NOT TURNED ON .IF I EVER LET ANY ONE IN MY FLAT .I BET YOU WHAT YOU WANT THAT THEY COULDNT TELL THAT THE VOLUME KNOB WAS WORKING WHEN IT WAS OFF
yes but you said the volume knob was missing they could see it was missing .
OH NO THEY COULDNT I HAVE MY BOX OF CORNFLAKES IN FRONT OF THE RADIO SO NO ONE CAN SEE THERES A KNOB MISSING
ITS AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER RADIO APART FROM HAVING NO VOLUME KNOB.EVERY THING ELSE WORKS
ITS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER RADIO WHEN ITS NOT TURNED ON .IF I EVER LET ANY ONE IN MY FLAT .I BET YOU WHAT YOU WANT THAT THEY COULDNT TELL THAT THE VOLUME KNOB WAS WORKING WHEN IT WAS OFF
yes but you said the volume knob was missing they could see it was missing .
OH NO THEY COULDNT I HAVE MY BOX OF CORNFLAKES IN FRONT OF THE RADIO SO NO ONE CAN SEE THERES A KNOB MISSING
It's only sept and 6 of the seagulls have been struct down with bird flue
RA RA RA HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST
RA RA RA THE SEAGULLS ARE THE GREATEST
RA RA RA HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST
RA RA RA THE SEAGULLS ARE THE GREATEST
Seagulls remember aim high fly high to the top of the leauge
No more am I sitting on the fence
I'm going to tell you straight Sitting on the fence
Could give you splinters in your bottom
You should **** on all these teams in your leauge
No there not worse than you
but It will give them something to think about
No more am I sitting on the fence
I'm going to tell you straight Sitting on the fence
Could give you splinters in your bottom
You should **** on all these teams in your leauge
No there not worse than you
but It will give them something to think about
Forget last season
I know alot of you put alot of weight on
But I've made it clear to our fans that they
Must not feed you bread while the game is in motion
I know alot of you put alot of weight on
But I've made it clear to our fans that they
Must not feed you bread while the game is in motion
I don't want to see any of you pinching the children's ice creams this year .
Your bringing the club into disrepute as well as yourselves
Your bringing the club into disrepute as well as yourselves
When each game finishes this year .I want the whole team to go to our fans and flap your wings and let the fans know we appreciate their support
I've heard Eddie the seagull is flying in for your first game to support you
He was a legend when he played for us .it was a pity he had to retire after breaking his beak
He could still play brilliantly but the other seagulls couldn't communicate with him especially with him already having a stutter
He was a legend when he played for us .it was a pity he had to retire after breaking his beak
He could still play brilliantly but the other seagulls couldn't communicate with him especially with him already having a stutter
The TV company was going to present him with a life time achievement award for hisxloyal service for us .
But the director of the t v company said no one wants to watch and listen to a seagull with a stutter .plus he never smiles
But the director of the t v company said no one wants to watch and listen to a seagull with a stutter .plus he never smiles
He was voted player of the year in 2012,13 ,14 and 15
Yes he was accused of taking drugs in 2016 but the vet prescribed them for him .after he sat on a cow that was infected with foot and mouth disease and gonneria
The committe agreed he had to take them and no a further action
was taken
It hit him hard when his female supporters dwindled when gonneria was linked to his name
Especially when the opposition fans kept chanting
Whose the team whose got vd seagulls seagulls
Whose the team whose got vd seagulls are their name
Yes he was accused of taking drugs in 2016 but the vet prescribed them for him .after he sat on a cow that was infected with foot and mouth disease and gonneria
The committe agreed he had to take them and no a further action
was taken
It hit him hard when his female supporters dwindled when gonneria was linked to his name
Especially when the opposition fans kept chanting
Whose the team whose got vd seagulls seagulls
Whose the team whose got vd seagulls are their name
The seaguls wanted to win the Superbowl until they found out that
it was just another piece of crocery to put on the kitchen cabinet
it was just another piece of crocery to put on the kitchen cabinet
I was informed that the american Superbowl is much bigger than the world cup .It needs to be if you want to eat your cornflakes out of it
I'll never forget the first game that I ever saw as a child
I had already heard that it was a dangerous game
but when the players came onto the field wearing them crash helmets
I thought the game must be played on motorbikes
I had already heard that it was a dangerous game
but when the players came onto the field wearing them crash helmets
I thought the game must be played on motorbikes
I've read the book about the American Superbowl final .in its early days they had no money to have a star studded interval show .
So they hired a local cowboy to perform how to lassoo a steer .but even though they urged the crowd to stay sat in their seats.three drunken Dodgers fans tried to lassoo the cowboy off his horse and got trampled on by the 30 stone hot dog seller
So they hired a local cowboy to perform how to lassoo a steer .but even though they urged the crowd to stay sat in their seats.three drunken Dodgers fans tried to lassoo the cowboy off his horse and got trampled on by the 30 stone hot dog seller
For me the best half time show was when they did a tribute to Hollywood and Alfred Hitchcock ran onto the stage wearing a pair of shorts and an Hawaiian flowered shirt and his flip flops and sang a solo of there's no business like showbusiness
There was a lot of controversy over it though .some in the audience thought he was mimeing
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