SEAGULLS @ THE BISONS

do wah diddy will they have a 2 mins silence at the seagulls next game for the bison

NO THERE GOING TO HAVE THEIR BRASS BAND PLAY RAW HIDE INSTEAD

THE MANAGER OF THE BISONS SAID THEY DONT WANT ANY FLOWERS SENDING

JUST A DONATION TO THE HUMANE BISON KILLING SOCIETY

DO WAH DIDDY I BET ALL THE SEA GULLS WERE UPSET WITH THE CULLING OF THE ENTIRE BISON TEAM

no not really they got home home early because the game was abadoned and watched nature watch on t v

DO WAH DIDDY YOPU SAID IN AN EARLIER POST THAT THE SEA GULLS WERE UPSET WITH THEIR DEATH

yes that was before they got the t v times and saw nature watch was on

2 of the seagulls have been on t v

WHAT ON NATURE WATCH DO WAH DIDDY
no all star family fortunes

did they win anything for charity do wah diddy

NO THEY WERE DISSQUALIFIED  BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT 3 OF THEIR DUCK FRIENDS WITH THEM AND ITS NOT ALLOWED

THE SEAGULLS ARE NOT TRAINING THIS WEEK

whys that do wah diddy

THEYVE GOT A TOUCH OF BIRD FLUE

Best in-play thread EVER

yes milla..its wonderful

THE SEAGULLS HAVE ALOT OF HISTORY ,4 OF THEM WERE SHOT DOWN IN WORLD WAR 2 NEAR PEARL HARBOUR

THEY WERE MISTAKEN FOR JAPENESE KAMI KASI PILOTS BY A SHORT SIGHTRED ANTI AIR CRAFT GUNNER

SOME SAY ONE OF THE SEAGULS DEFECTED TO RUSSIA IN THE COLD WAR ,BUT HE TOLD ME HE GOT LOST ON HIS WAY TO HAWAII FOR THE MATEING SEASON

ALOT OF FANS THOUGHT TEDDY THE SEAGULL WAS A WOMANISER ,BUT EVERYONE WANTED TO TAKE HIM TO BED

I ONCE SAW A SEAGULL WITH 1176 ON HIS BACK I SAID I DONT RECONISE YOU ,WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY

  HE SAID HE DIDNT LIKE SPORT AND HE HAD JUST ESCAPED FROM ALCATRAZ

I SAID DID YOU ESCAPE BECAUSE YOU WAS ON DEATH ROW ,

HE SAID NO  HE ESCAPED FROM THE KITCHEN IN THERE ,BECAUSE THERE WAS A MEXICAN CHEF THAT WANTED TO TRY SEAGULL PIE

IVE BROUGHT THIS BACK TO THE TOP ,I THINK YOU WAS ALL TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND IT BEFORE

i enjoyed it

THANK YOU BOX FRESH ,YOUR NO SQUARE BOX

I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS,BUT THIS  IS THE GREATEST THREAD OF ALL TIME,IT SHOULDNT BE UP TO ME ,BUT IF I DONT ,IT COULD GET LOST AND FORGOT ABOUT  ,LIKE THE GOLDEN BELL OF ATLANTIS .THEIR WAS MANY ,MANY MANY,MANY  PEOPLE IN ATLANTIS WHO SAID THAT GOLD BELL HAD GOT THE BEST DING DONG IN ALL THE WORLD

THIS THREAD IS MY MONA LISA ,I HAVE MANY MORE BUT THIS IS MY MASTERPIECE,THERES NOT MANY PEOPLE WHOS BEEN INSPIRED BY A SEAGULL TO WRITE SUCH A MASTERPIECE ,

IM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING AN UNDISCOVERED GENIOUS

Great stuff Do Wah. 

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Think the Seagulls will draw 2-1

What are the odds for the next match?

If Do Wah Diddy had been born in USA, he would be millionaire ten times over with his own comedy show on CBS

THIS THREAD IS TOO GOOD TO DISAPEAR INTO OBSCURITY

i agree...ttt

A masterpiece.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h_zjBYi-2nM

DO WAH DIDDY WILL BE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY UPSET WHEN HE REALISES YOUVE LET THIS THREAD SLIP SO FAR DOWN THE LIST

One of your finest pieces of work imho.

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Been a long time since I saw you Do Wah. The golf forum eagerly awaits your triumphant return

THANK YOU THE RHINO YES I WILL GIVE THEM THE TIP ON HOW
TO PUT

DO WAH DIDDY WHATS HAPPENED TO THE SEAGULS
well ive lost alot of interest in them since one of them flew over the cuckoo's nest and was declared insane and got a free transfer

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE REST ARE DO WAH DIDDY

well ones an alcoholic and sleeps on a form in Central park

another one sits on top of the Eiffel tower in Paris and watches the world go bye hes got mental problems

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HES GOT MENTAL PROBLEMS DO WAH DIDDY

well have you ever seen another seagull sitting upside down on the Eiffel tower

one is a seagull trafficker .he brings female seagulls in from the continent with promises of accomodation in the many empty buildings and easy pickings of food from the homeless when their asleep after drinking alcohol or taking  drugs

he only brings them here to work as sex slaves for those who reward him .no bird should be treated like that

Two got on a log and headed for England for a better life .but they thought they had been blown to Pakistan when they landed and saw all the Pakistanis and mosques

THEY SOUND RACIST TO ME DO WAH DIDDY

that's exactly what I thought untill they told me about how curry affects their toilet needs .they said TheVE enough trouble trying not to poo as it is

I SEE NONE OF THE SEAGULLS EVER DID ANYTHING IN THE SUPER BOWL

what do you expect when their dead you fool

DO YOU STILL GO TO SEE THE SEAGULLS TO GET YOUR EXCITEMENT DO WAH DIDDY

no but I still go to watch the pom poms girls jump about to get me excited

DO YOU KNOW IF THE POM POM GIRLS LIKE YOU DO WAH DIDDY

all i know is that three of them don't like me as they reported me to the  police when I followed them home

DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE SEAGULLS COACH

yes when their not cleaning it .I can't stand people looking at me while I talk to it about where it's been and  and if there there any traffic jams on its journeys

DO WAH DIDDY IT SEEMS TO ME YOU NEED TO SEE A COUNCILLOR ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH

no no no in England we see a doctor about our mental health .but yes I do need to see a councilor about the mess the binnen leave the roads in  when they empty my bin .there's empty alcohol cans and donner kebabs and drug needles all over everywhere .I could understand if they were mine but someone's bin must be full and there using my bin

I've just seen one of the seagulls at the bus stop

DID HE TELL YOU WHY HE HAD LEFT THE GAME DO WAH DIDDY

no he just kept moaning about the bus  being late .he got on my nerves

DO WAH DIDDY I BELIEVE YOU GAVE ACCOMODATION TO RETIRED SEAGULLS DO YOU STILL TAKE THEM IN

no they kept pooing  on my ex  wife's cats and they ate  them

They caused alot of arguments between me and my ex wife .they would not stop flapping their wings when coronation Street was on t v .she said they were doing it on purpose to annoy her

DO WAH DIDDY I BELIEVE YOU GAVE ACCOMODATION TO RETIRED SEAGULLS DO YOU STILL TAKE THEM IN

no they kept pooing  on my ex  wife's cats and they ate  them

They caused alot of arguments between me and my ex wife .they would not stop flapping their wings when coronation Street was on t v .she said they were doing it on purpose to annoy her

DO WAH DIDDY THERE STILL MUST BE SOME GOOD PLAYERS LEFT ON THE SEAGULL SIDE

yes. There are still some good players left in the seagull side but they think their preemadonnas they wear wing warmers in the winter .in my days they wouldn't  have got away with it

DO WAH DIDDY YOU KNOW THE NEW NUMBER TEN FOR THE SEAGULLS IS HE KNOCKNEED

no he just keeps getting caught up in the seaweed on the beach and he can't be bothered to undo it . I've told him he will lose alot of female seagulls fans if he keeps walking round with seaweed around his legs .it makes him look gay when he walks

WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN YOU TOLD HIM THAT DO WAH DIDDY

he just said what he always says to me when I offer him advice piss of do wah and go and preach to someone else

DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU GO TO THE PLAYERS CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH THEM

no the management put a stop to Christmas parties

WHY DO WAH DIDDY DID THE SEAGULLS HAVE TOO MUCH TO DRINK

no the majority of them are Muslim seaguls and objected to Christmas being promoted

these Muslim seagul players won't integrate they just pass the ball  to one of their own
no wonder they don't win many games

these Muslim seagul players won't integrate they just pass the ball  to one of their own
no wonder they don't win many games

these Muslim seagul players won't integrate they just pass the ball  to one of their own
no wonder they don't win many games

You just wait untill there the majority there's huge areas where non Muslim seagulls are not allowed to fly in .    It's just the tip of the wing they won't be happy untill every non seagull Muslim is grounded and the male seagulls will be made to grow a beard or not allowed to play

DO WAH DIDDY STOP IT YOUR RANTING ON AND ON ABOUT THEM

Well i ask you do you want a segull whose face is covered up pinching your ice cream or buttie from you .it's scary enough when they swoop down and you can see their face

The golden mile was a pleasure to walk down in Blackpool in my day .the seagulls all looked the same and you knew you were in Britain .take my word not a single non Muslim seagull will be allowed to perch on any mosque when their the majority of the seagull population.its ok for them to rest and poo on our churches but let a non Muslim seagull try and do it on one of their mosques and they will be stoned to death

It's one rule for them and a different rule for the rest

I've got to go now

WHY DO WAH DIDDY ARE YOU HUNGRY

no i want to find out which one of them twenty three men is the real father of that lady bus driver on the Jeremy Kyle show .

I've narrowed it down to 22 I don't think the chairman of the gay parade committee is the father because he has witnesses who insist he couldn't make a baby even if he tried .and I believe them after seeing him

DO WAH DIDDY DID YOU FIND OUT WHO THE LADY BUS DRIVERS DAD WAS

no but we found out her mother had a std and that she had sex with at least 250 men and 49 women and she never washes her hands after she uses the toilet .

WAS HER DAUGHTER UPSET WHEN SHE COULDNT FIND OUT WHO HER REAL DAD WAS

no not really but she was glad she found out that her mother never washes her hands after using the toilet as she had told her many times that she was not the only one in the house who didn't wash them

DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU WATCH ALOT OF T V

only if I'm sure the t v licence detector van isn't in our area

DO WAH DIDDY THEY SAY THERES NO SUCH THING AS A T V LICENCE DETECTOR VAN

ILL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT

DO WAH DIDDY WHEN YOU REPLY TO ME YOUR SUPPOSE TO REPLY TO ME IN LOWER CASE LETTERS

I know but that last post of mine I forgot

I've just seen one of the seagul greats in Waterstones signing copies of his biography

DID YOU GO IN THERE DO WAH DIDDY TO BUY HIS BOOK OR WAS YOU IN THERE TO BUY ANOTHER BOOK

no I was in there because I needed to go to the  toilet and they have soft toilet tissue

I've just seen one of the seagul greats in Waterstones signing copies of his biography

DID YOU GO IN THERE DO WAH DIDDY TO BUY HIS BOOK OR WAS YOU IN THERE TO BUY ANOTHER BOOK

no I was in there because I needed to go to the  toilet and they have soft toilet tissue

DO WAH DIDDY WHICH  SEAGUL WAS YOUR FAVOURITE IN ALL THE YEARS YOU WAS A FAN

I've told you before I don't know they all looked  the same to me don't you read my threads I'm not repeating myself again unless the keys on my iPad get stuck

I've just seen one of the seagulls in the royal box on center court at Wimbledon  on t v
WAS HE WATCHING THE TENNIS DO WAH .NO HE WAS WATCHING THE RACING ON HIS I PAD HES GOT A GAMBLING PROBLEM

Did you notice who he was sat next too
HE WAS SAT ON PIPPA MIDDLETONS HEAD .HE MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET A TICKET

was it the same seagull you saw last year
I THINK IT WAS OR THEVE GOT A DOUBLE

just as a matter of interest do wah who was your favourite bison
THE ONE THAT SITTING BULL SHOT IN THE FILM ROY ROGERS GOES VEGETARIAN

do wah is the seagull still sitting on Pippa middletons  head
NO HES FLOWN ON THE UMPIRES SEAT
why do wah to get  a better view
NO TO DIDPUTE THAT last net call decision

do wah is the queen sat in the royal box
NO I BELIEVE SHES GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH HER CHIROPOTIST.HER SKIN UNDER HER LEFT FOOT HAS GONE VERY HARD ALL OF A SUDDEN ,AND THE CORN ON HER LITTLE TOE ON HER RIGHT FOOT IS CATCHING  THE BUCKLE ON HER FLIP FLOPS

do wah wah does the queen still visit Wimbledon to watch the tennis
ONLY WHEN SHES GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO
SHE NEVER ATTENDS WHEN ITS HALF PRICE AFTERNOON BINGO AT HER OVER 60s COMMUNITY CLUB

do wah wah does the queen still visit Wimbledon to watch the tennis
ONLY WHEN SHES GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO
SHE NEVER ATTENDS WHEN ITS HALF PRICE AFTERNOON BINGO AT HER OVER 60s COMMUNITY CLUB

do wah I thought you didn't have a TV .I know you've not got a t v licence
IM WATCHING IT IN CURRYS WINDOW IVE BEEN INSIDE AND TURNED THE VOLUME UP
doesn't you legs ache standing up all day
NO HABITAT IS NEXT DOOR AND IVE BORROWED A FLAT PACK CHAIR .BUT IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO ASSEMBLE IT.

doesn't any one ask why your sat on a chair watching TV outside Curry's window
NO BUT SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I KNEW HOW OFTEN THE NUMBER 10 BUS RUNS

do wah do you still watch your t v even though you've no licence .
NO BUT THE OLD LADY NEXT DOOR HAS A T V LICENCE  AND I BORROW HER T V IF THERE'S ANYTHING SPECIAL I WANT TO SEE
why didn't you borrow it off her to watch Wimbledon .
SHES WATCHING THE Q V C SHOPPING CHANNEL .ITS THE DIAMONEQE HALF PRICE RING SALE TODAY

SHE WONT LISTEN TO ME IVE TOLD HER SHES:102 AND DOESNT LOOK WELL. IVE TOLD HER IT MIGHT NOT ARRIVE BEFORE SHE PASSES AWAY
I TOLD HER TO WAIT UNTILL SHES HAD HER HOSPITAL APPOINTMENT THE WAY SHE LOOKS TO ME
that's not a very nice thing to say do wah
ITS ALL RIGHT FOR YOU TO SAY THAT .BUT ITS ME WHO SHE EXPECTS TO PICK IT UP FROM THE POST OFFICE IF SHE DOESNT HEAR THE POSTMAN DELIVER IT OR SHES ON THE TOILET .
I DONT WANT TO TRAPES ALL THE WAY TO THE POST OFFICE IF SHES DEAD

do wah do you have a radio and do you listen to sport on it
YES I HAVE A RADIO I BOUGHT IT FROM A CAR BOOT SALE FOR 20P .I DONT LISTEN TO IT THOUGH .BECAUSE ITS GOT NO VOLUME KNOB .EVERYTHING ELSE WORKS ON IT .YOU JUST CANNOT HEAR THE SOUND

Do wah it's no good if the volume knob is missing
ITS AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER RADIO APART FROM HAVING NO VOLUME KNOB.EVERY THING ELSE WORKS
ITS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER RADIO WHEN ITS NOT TURNED ON .IF I EVER LET ANY ONE IN MY FLAT .I BET YOU WHAT YOU WANT THAT THEY COULDNT TELL THAT THE VOLUME KNOB WAS WORKING WHEN IT WAS OFF
yes but you said the volume knob was missing they could see it was missing .
OH NO THEY COULDNT I HAVE MY BOX OF CORNFLAKES IN FRONT OF THE RADIO SO NO ONE CAN SEE THERES A KNOB MISSING

It's only sept and 6 of the seagulls have been struct down with bird  flue

RA RA RA HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST

RA RA RA THE SEAGULLS ARE THE GREATEST

Seagulls remember aim high fly high to the top of the leauge

No more  am I sitting on the fence
I'm going to tell you straight Sitting on the fence

Could give you splinters in your bottom

You should **** on all these teams in your leauge
No there not worse than you
but It will give them something to think about

****= s. H I t

Forget last season

I know alot of you put alot of weight on
But I've made it clear to our fans that they
Must not feed you bread while the game is in motion

I don't want to see any of you pinching the children's ice creams this year .
Your bringing the club into disrepute as well as yourselves

When each game finishes this year  .I want the whole team to go to  our fans and flap your   wings and let the fans know we appreciate their support

I've heard Eddie the seagull is flying in for your first game to support you

He was a legend when he played for us .it was a pity he had to retire after breaking his beak
He could still play brilliantly but the other seagulls couldn't communicate with him especially with him already having a stutter

The TV company was going to present him with a life time achievement award for hisxloyal service for us .
But the director of the t v company said no one wants to watch and listen to a seagull with a stutter .plus he never smiles

He was voted player of the year in 2012,13 ,14 and 15
Yes he was accused of taking drugs in 2016 but the vet prescribed them for him .after he sat on a cow that was infected with foot and mouth disease and gonneria
The committe agreed he had to take them and no a further action
was taken

It hit  him hard when his female  supporters dwindled when gonneria was linked to his name
Especially when the opposition fans kept chanting

Whose the team whose got vd seagulls seagulls
Whose the team whose got vd seagulls are their name

RA RA RA THE SEAGULLS ARE THE GREATEST

The seaguls wanted to win the Superbowl until they found out that
it was  just another piece of crocery to put on the kitchen cabinet

I was informed that the american Superbowl is much bigger than the world cup .It needs to be if you want to eat your cornflakes out of it

I'll never forget the first game that I ever saw as a child
I had already heard that it was a dangerous game
but when the players came onto the field wearing them crash helmets
I thought the game must be played on motorbikes

I've read the book about the American Superbowl final .in its early days they had no money to have a star studded interval show .

So they hired a local cowboy to perform how to lassoo a steer .but even  though they urged the crowd to stay sat in their seats.three drunken Dodgers fans tried to lassoo the cowboy off his horse  and got trampled on by the 30 stone hot dog seller

For me the best half time show was when they did a tribute to Hollywood and Alfred Hitchcock ran onto the stage wearing a pair of shorts and an Hawaiian flowered shirt and his flip flops and sang a solo of there's no business like showbusiness

There was a lot of controversy over it though .some in the audience thought he was mimeing

Alfred would never mime.

Exactly my words wise words

RA RA RA THE SEAGULLS ARE THE GREATEST