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Newcastle (6 races, 49 runners - value £24513)

2.30    Rico-Dangleflaps 'Fifteen years ago today' Handicap (Class 5, 1m , Standard, £3978, 4yo+, 9 runners / 9 entries)
3.00    Deltá & stridingedge Forum Legends Handicap (Class 4, 6f , Standard, £5400, 2yo, 6 runners / 7 entries)
3.30    vonclausewitz loves #gibberishhe & #puntinne Classified Stakes (Class 6, 5f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.00    Homepage - Community tab What did they say ? thread closing in on 350,000 views (Class 6, 7f , Standard, £3245, 3yo, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.30    uptheirons Don't forget to leave a space after a comma Restricted Novice Stakes (Class 4, 1m2f , Standard, £5400, 3-5yo, 8 runners / 8 entries)
5.02    Net 'N Yahoo & Jim Nasium Welcome to the Forum Handicap (Class 6, 1m2f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 8 runners / 8 entries)

Today 00:50, by Rico-Dangleflaps

Burning the midnight oil.

LOL

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Rico-Dangleflaps

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   ⬅That's what is known as a cartoon.

It is used extensively by the Betfair Horse Racing Forum's most prolific poster named uptheirons.

Rarely, does he let a sentence end without using that cartoon.  It's done mainly to convince himself that the text he's written is even remotely amusing.

The irony is that he regularly refers to another Forum user as Cartoon Boy/Cartoon Man!

✦ AI Overview

   ⬅That's what is known as a cartoon.

It is used extensively by the Betfair Horse Racing Forum's most prolific poster named uptheirons.

Rarely, does he let a sentence end without using that cartoon.  It's done mainly to convince himself that the text he's written is even remotely amusing.

The irony is that he regularly refers to another Forum user as Cartoon Boy/Cartoon Man!

✦ AI Overview

   ➤ That's what is known as a cartoon.

It is used extensively by the Betfair Horse Racing Forum's most prolific poster named uptheirons.

Rarely, does he let a sentence end without using that cartoon.  It's done mainly to convince himself that the text he's written is remotely amusing.

The irony is that he regularly refers to another Forum user as Cartoon Boy/Cartoon Man!

✦ AI Overview

   ⬅ That's what is known as a cartoon.

It is used extensively by the Betfair Horse Racing Forum's most prolific poster named uptheirons.

Rarely, does he let a sentence end without using that cartoon.  It's done mainly to convince himself that the text he's written is remotely amusing.

The irony is that he regularly refers to another Forum user as Cartoon Boy/Cartoon Man!

✦ AI Overview

Here's an example of a cartoon:

It is used extensively by the Betfair Horse Racing Forum's most prolific poster named uptheirons.

Rarely, does he let a sentence end without using that cartoon.  It's done mainly to convince himself that the text he's written is remotely amusing.

The irony is that he regularly refers to another Forum user as Cartoon Boy/Cartoon Man!

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Well, will it?

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Here's an example of a cartoon:

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Here's an example of a cartoon:

It is used extensively by the Betfair Horse Racing Forum's most prolific poster named uptheirons.

Rarely, does he let a sentence end without using that cartoon.  It's done mainly to convince himself that the text he's written is remotely amusing.

The irony is that he regularly refers to another Forum user as Cartoon Boy/Cartoon Man!

Your forum post has been submitted and will be posted after a moderator approves it.

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Today's date	Forumite	Date joined	Days since joined	'Topics/replies’ to date	Average no. of 'Topics/replies' on each and every day since ‘Date joined’
28/08/26	leif	26/06/08	6637	14,580	2.2
28/08/26	top2rated	28/02/04	8217	17,862	2.2
28/08/26	uptheirons	01/04/25	514	12,337	24.0

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HDR (Hugo's Daily Ritual) is a conscious, consistent act of self-care or intentionality (comprising of resurrecting seven, eleven & fifteen year-old Horse Racing Forum topics, insulting fellow Forum users with references to male genitalia and other obscenities or simply socially inappropriate content) that transforms mundane habits into meaningful moments to reduce stress and foster mindfulness. 

Oh sorry, I forgot to include those tedious deliberate misspellings which he's been using since he was known on here as Warrac****.

Somethings never change.

⯎  AI Overview

HDR (Hugo's Daily Ritual) is a conscious, consistent act of self-care or intentionality (comprising of resurrecting seven, eleven & fifteen year-old Horse Racing Forum topics, insulting fellow Forum users with references to male genitalia and other obscenities or simply socially inappropriate content) that transforms mundane habits into meaningful moments to reduce stress and foster mindfulness. 

Oh sorry, I forgot to include those tedious deliberate misspellings which he's been using since he was known on here as Warrackoont.

Somethings never change.

Excellent contributions to this topic, kincsem.

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2nd Aug 2026 - Galway 17:30 

Fr. Breen Memorial (Pro/Am) Flat Race

1st    Caislean Gear (IRE)    Slattery, Andrew  Ryan, Mr A P (5)    13/2     23.83 BSP   

2nd    Linford (FR)           Mullins, W P       Mullins, Mr P W    2/11  1.15 BSP

It must be keepng irons awake both night and day.

Well done, slickster!

✦ AI Overview

If all of uptheirons's 12,368 'Topics/replies' were laid end to end they would equal the distance between Bethnal Green and Barking.

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Coincidentally, if all of uptheirons's 12,368 'Topics/replies' were laid end to end they would equal the distance between Bethnal Green and Barking.

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irons you're a legend
there's no-one else like you
Here's hoping as it's Sunday
You'll take the day off in lieu!!!

Date: September 22, 2021 8:24 PM BST



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Nearly five years old FFS

Date: September 22, 2021 8:24 PM BST



Uploaded By: Rico-Dangleflaps

Nearly five years old FFS

Date: September 22, 2021 8:24 PM BST



Uploaded By: Rico-Dangleflaps

Nearly five years old FFS

irons you're a legend
there's no-one else like you
Here's hoping as it's Sunday
You'll take the day off in lieu!!!

irons you're a legend
there's no-one else like you
Here's hoping as it's Sunday
You'll take the day off in lieu!!!

This is to Certify that he's Certifiable

Rico-Dangleflaps  Joined: 07 Sep 18 | Topic/replies: 44,969 | Blogger: Rico-Dangleflaps's blog

29 Jun 25   23:32

I don't care what people think of me.  I enjoy my life with my own rules.  Loud and proud.

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Excuses are tools of incompetence used by uptheirons to build bridges to nowhere and monuments of nothingness.

Excuses are tools of incompetence used by someone that's been  to build bridges to nowhere and monuments of nothingness.

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I don't want to say "I told you so" but....  Spoiler: Show

I told you so 😄

Moderator X:  What's his average number of daily posts for each of the last 519 days?

Moderator Y:  Treble-eight.

Moderator X:  How many posts in the last week alone?

Moderator Y:  One-hundred-and-eighty!!!

Moderator X:  Appears he's badly in need of a break.

Moderator Y:  Agreed X.  He definitely needs a rest!

Moderator Z:  What's with all these puns, you two?  Have you both been watching the Open Snooker on Channel Five by any chance?

Date	Gross P&L	Commission Paid	Expert Fees Paid	Total Fees Paid
24/08/26	£1,671,563.21	£219,821.39	£384,177.71	£603,999.10
02/09/26	£1,672,139.33	£219,842.63	£384,276.26	£604,118.89
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This Forum's an illsion.  Filled with sadness and cofusion.

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This Forum's an illusion.  Filled with sadness and cofusion.

Two typos   Third time lucky...

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This Forum's an illusion.  Filled with sadness and confusion.

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Date	Forumite	Date joined	Days in captivity	'Topics/replies' to date	Average no. of 'Topics/replies' per day on each and every day since 'Date Joined'
18/07/26	uptheirons	01/04/25	473	10,881	23.00
03/09/26	uptheirons	01/04/25	520	12,533	24.10

Summary:  In the 47-day period between the two dates in the first column he has posted 1,652 replies.

          This equates to an average of 35.15 replies posted on each and every day for the last 47 days.

Odds-on Favs UK.  Tuesday 25th Aug 2026 - Monday 31st Aug 2026 inc.

Bets:  30    Wins:  16    Win%: 53.33%

P/L(SP):  -5.82    P/L (BSP):  -4.38

Date	Course	Time	Qualifier	Result	SP	BSP
31/08/26	Chepstow	13:45	Crystal Kraken	3	0.53	1.74
31/08/26	Chepstow	14:20	Ischgl (IRE)	4	0.62	1.78
31/08/26	Ripon	14:30	Time Thief (IRE)	2	0.33	1.37
31/08/26	Cartmel	14:35	Vietnorm (IRE)	RO	0.73	1.83
31/08/26	Southwell	14:42	Faeberon (IRE)	4	0.91	2.04
31/08/26	Chepstow	14:55	Persian Gate (IRE)	3	0.44	1.49
30/08/26	Yarmouth	14:55	Kinswoman	1	0.44	1.47
29/08/26	Cartmel	14:40	Gambino (IRE)	1	0.30	1.38
29/08/26	Cartmel	16:25	Passing Diamond (IRE)	1	0.53	1.66
29/08/26	Windsor	16:30	Crown And Two	1	0.91	2.18
29/08/26	Chepstow	16:40	Minster Man (IRE)	1	0.40	1.53
29/08/26	Chepstow	17:45	Midgham Man	1	0.62	1.77
29/08/26	Windsor	18:00	Crowned (IRE)	2	0.83	1.93
28/08/26	Sedgefield	16:25	Datstheholyallofit (IRE)	3	0.80	1.85
28/08/26	Fontwell	16:40	Salkadan	1	0.67	1.83
28/08/26	Fontwell	17:50	Youdecide (IRE)	1	0.62	1.67
27/08/26	Ffos Las	15:07	Tumishi	1	0.73	1.74
27/08/26	Lingfield	15:22	Enoch (IRE)	1	0.40	1.62
27/08/26	Newton Abbot	16:42	St Just In Time	1	0.44	1.52
27/08/26	Lingfield	16:55	Royal County Glory (IRE)	1	0.57	1.62
27/08/26	Newton Abbot	18:12	Gore Point	4	0.83	1.98
27/08/26	Southwell	19:30	Night Of Gold	3	0.83	2.04
27/08/26	Newton Abbot	19:42	Donnie Azoff (IRE)	2	0.62	1.71
26/08/26	Catterick	15:45	Niffler (GER)	1	0.36	1.39
26/08/26	Kempton	18:20	Al Wathba (FR)	1	0.57	1.81
26/08/26	Kempton	18:51	Kaindy (IRE)	1	0.22	1.24
25/08/26	Musselburgh	14:15	Vegasmile (IRE)	4	0.57	1.66
25/08/26	Lingfield	15:00	Lazurite	1	0.40	1.39
25/08/26	Stratford	17:40	French Diablo (FR)	PU	0.67	1.74
25/08/26	Stratford	18:15	Beorma (IRE)	PU	0.44	1.52

uptheirons⁷

uptheirons⁷

uptheirons ⁷

uptheirons⁷

✦ AI Overview

It's a feeble attempt by Hugo to drop top2rated in the six-and-a-bit.

Hugo's simply copied something top2rated posted nearly a month ago and changed the name of the forum user referred to in the text from uptheirons to delashay.

Conclusion:

Hugo-Hackenbush⁷

Hugo-Hackenbush⁷

The Management's Apprentice still claiming...

uptheirons⁷

If you're going to try and deceive with your copy/edit/paste jobs at least make them look kosher.

By the way, have you worked out how to do ✦ AI Overview yet?

LOL

September Stks	Rating		Price
Gethin	114.5		2.92
Constitution Hill	111.5		4.9
Pride Of Arras	110		6.3
Tornado Alert	109		7.5
Warrant Holder	108		9
Dubai Future	103.5		20

Horse	Rating	Rating to odds	%
A	29	27.2	3.7
B	115	6.9	14.6
C	94	8.4	11.9
D	164	4.8	20.8
E	74	10.7	9.4
F	51	15.5	6.5
G	96	8.2	12.2
H	43	18.3	5.4
I	28	28.2	3.5
J	95	8.3	12.0
	789		100.0

Horse	Rating	Rating to odds	%
A	29	27.2	3.7
B	115	6.9	14.6
C	94	8.4	11.9
D	164	4.8	20.8
E	74	10.7	9.4
F	51	15.5	6.5
G	96	8.2	12.2
H	43	18.3	5.4
I	28	28.2	3.5
J	95	8.3	12.0
	789		100.0

Horse	Rating	Rating to odds	%
A	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D2	=100/F2
B	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D3	=100/F3
C	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D4	=100/F4
D	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D5	=100/F5
E	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D6	=100/F6
F	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D7	=100/F7
G	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D8	=100/F8
H	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D9	=100/F9
I	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D10	=100/F10
J	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D11	=100/F11
	=SUM(D2:D11)		=SUM(H2:H11)

Horse	Rating	Rating to odds	%
A	29	27.2	3.7
B	115	6.9	14.6
C	94	8.4	11.9
D	164	4.8	20.8
E	74	10.7	9.4
F	51	15.5	6.5
G	96	8.2	12.2
H	43	18.3	5.4
I	28	28.2	3.5
J	95	8.3	12.0
	789		100.0

Formulae:

Horse	Rating	Rating to odds	%
A	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D2	=100/F2
B	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D3	=100/F3
C	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D4	=100/F4
D	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D5	=100/F5
E	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D6	=100/F6
F	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D7	=100/F7
G	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D8	=100/F8
H	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D9	=100/F9
I	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D10	=100/F10
J	=1+FLOOR(200*RAND();1)	=$D$12/D11	=100/F11
	=SUM(D2:D11)		=SUM(H2:H11)

"💓 says pi$$ in"

Rico 💔

💓 says pi$$ in

Rico 💔

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15 years and six minutes to come up with a reply...

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15 years and six minutes to come up with a reply...

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The fact that Rico-Dangleflaps needs to edit and distort top2rated's original post in order to deceive readers simply confirms that he lacks creativity and has little or no confidence in his own abilities.  It's no wonder that pissing in the wind is his trademark.

✦AI Overview

The fact that Rico-Dangleflaps needs to edit and distort top2rated's original post in order to deceive readers simply confirms that he lacks creativity and has little or no confidence in his own abilities.  It's no wonder that pissing in the wind is his trademark.

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The fact that Rico-Dangleflaps needs to edit and distort top2rated original post in order to deceive readers simply confirms that he lacks creativity and has little or no confidence in his own abilities.  It's no wonder that pissing in the wind is his trademark.

BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS

Sep 7, 2026 -- 10:53AM, Delashay wrote:

I’ll wait until the draw and ground conditions now, I thought that Pearled Majesty ran a good race in the Niel and I’ll see where they go. Soumi was very easy on him and the trainer felt that it turned into a sprint, he was keen early on also so there’s more to come from him. Alam and Pearled Majesty: strong runners-upMore than a length behind Varandir, Alam and Pearled Majesty took the runner-up spots. Mauricio Delcher-Sanchez, trainer of the latter, was not dissatisfied with his charge’s performance, but regretted the way the race unfolded: “Nobody kept up with Montreal... Pearled Majesty pulled a bit and the race boiled down to a sprint, which isn’t his forte. However, he produced a fine finish, proving himself competitive. We’ll see how he recovers and then we’ll take our time reviewing the rest of his programme (he is entered in the Arc and the Prix Dollar, ed.).” Alam, for his part, also put in a convincing performance on his return. Having been last for much of the race, he finished strongly, much to the satisfaction of his team, who still have their sights set on the Arc with him. “He’s made a very good return,” commented Mikel Delzangles. “We were beaten by a good horse and we know there isn’t a huge gap in class between the two. I’m very pleased with his finish and his behaviour. If he recovers well, he should be in the starting line-up for the Arc. He copes with all ground conditions, but I wouldn’t want it to be too heavy either.”Earlier in the year on this tread I’d said that with Pink Pantera beating the colts before the Diane that the form pointed the fillies to being better. The Niel was slower than the Vermille and had another close finish, that early assertion I made seems right given the big run from Pink Pantera again yesterday. I’d backed Behranya on the basis of that and had added Bay City, he’ll need much slower ground next time but I wasn’t disappointed with his run, the Tattersalls was franked by Saddad in Baden Baden yesterday and Bright Light ran very well.The ground was given as good and he was held up in last, it looked to me a prep for the Arc and should it be very wet he’ll be an EW and @ 100/1 I’ll be happy with that as he’s proven against older horses whereas those from the Niel aren’t. Bright Light350£0.30£104.70Ref: Matched: 13:09 Sep-26Bright Light340£2.00£678.00 Matched: 13:09 Sep-26I have bits in at big odds for the win but I can see him placing. Torceto Tasso was also 3rd in the same.

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Topic DOB	Topic title	Age in days	Posts	Views	Average no. of Posts per day	Average no. of Views per day
27/08/13	Homepage – Community tab – What did they SAY ?	4760	26,023	349,973	5.47	73.5

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27/08/13	Homepage – Community tab – What did they SAY ?	4760	26,023	349,973	5.47	73.5

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Rico's Coprographia

According to the British Medical Journal this affliction is an uncontrollable urge/obsession to write specific words or phrases, obscenities or socially inappropriate content.