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For instance, if I wanted to post the results of a horse racing system using the column headers

'Horse', 'Rating', 'Result', 'Betfair SP'

how can I do this?

Thanks.
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    Today's date        Forumite        Date joined        Days since joined        Topics/replies’ to date        Average no. of 'Topics/replies' on each and every day since ‘Date joined’   
    05/08/26        uptheirons        01/04/25        491        11532        23.5   
    05/08/26        Rico-Dangleflaps                 07/09/18        2889        53067        18.4   
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    05/08/26        uptheirons        01/04/25        491        11532        23.5   
    05/08/26        Rico-Dangleflaps        07/09/18        2889        53067        18.4   
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    05/08/26    uptheirons        01/04/25        491        11532        23.5   
    05/08/26    Rico-Dangleflaps        07/09/18        2889        53067        18.4   
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    05/08/26    uptheirons        01/04/25        491        11532        23.5   
    05/08/26    Rico-Dangleflaps        07/09/18        2889        53067        18.4   
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hows yours looking?  L O
      L
    Red and black #LOL

hows yours looking?  [size=25pt]LOL /size]   

Red and black #LOL
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hows yours looking?  L O
      L
    Red and black #LOL

hows yours looking?  LOL   

Red and black #LOL
Report top2rated August 5, 2026 4:27 PM BST
hows yours looking?  L O L   

Red and black #LOL

hows yours looking?  LOL   

Red and black #LOL
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hows yours looking?  L O L   

Red and black #LOL

hows yours looking?  LOL   

Red and black #LOL
Report top2rated August 5, 2026 4:36 PM BST
How's your ego?  LOL   

How are your tics?  LOL

ego & tics LOL
Report top2rated August 5, 2026 4:39 PM BST
How's your ego?  LOL   

How are your tics?  LOL

ego & tics #LOL
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In a word, NO.

It would be a flagrant breach of the Betfair Community - Conditions of use as evidenced below...

4.  All users of the Betfair Community agree not to post any item or any links to content that TSEG deems:

d) to contain any form of advertising, promotional materials or any form of commercial activity;
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SAID NO ONE
EVER
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The Two Ronnies  Joined: 09 Jan 04 | Topic/replies: 13,856 | Blogger: The Two Ronnies blog

06 Aug 26 08:15
                                                                                                                     

Greatful?

Laugh

Wot, no spellchecker?


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If you say the word GULLIBLE really, really slowly, it sounds like ORANGES
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AI Overview

The fact that he needs to put a Laugh at the end of every sentence simply confirms that he lacks self-confidence and has low self-esteem.  You name it, he exhibits it.

Out of interest we passed copies of  some of his recent posts to a ex-gynaecologist friend of ours who is currently a psychiartrist in the public sector.

After reviewing the posts of said Forumite he came to the conclusion that he's definitely one.  'One' as in One with a capital C .
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Today 16:12, by Hugo-Hackenbus
Today 16:10, by Hugo-Hackenbush
Today 16:08, by Hugo-Hackenbush
Today 16:07, by Hugo-Hackenbush

LOL
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Sam Aritans: How can I help you today?

Caller (Stephen from Wallsend): I can't resist posting (using several different usernames) obscenities on the Betfair Forum with references to male genitalia etc., These are often misspelt.  Posts made on all  six of my current/recent Forum usenames fall into this category....please, please, help me!!!
           
Sam Aritans: Thanks for reaching out.  The simplest solution would be to use a spellchecker.  Bye!
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AI Overview  [/b]How it works...[b]

Depending on your query there are occasions where several individual AI bots respond at the same time to provide a response.

This is why occasionally, you'll see the word 'We' or the word 'we' incorporated in a reply to your query.

As the old saying goes...[b]Many bots make light work[b]
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AI Overview  [/b]How it works...[/b]

Depending on your query there are occasions where several individual AI bots respond at the same time to provide a response.

This is why occasionally, you'll see the word 'We' or the word 'we' incorporated in a reply to your query.

As the old saying goes...Many bots make light work
Report top2rated August 7, 2026 1:25 PM BST
AI Overview  How it works...

Depending on your query there are occasions where several individual AI bots respond at the same time to provide a response.

This is why occasionally, you'll see the word 'We' or the word 'we' incorporated in a reply to your query.

As the old saying goes...Many bots make light work
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    Rank        Forumite        Own Goals        Assists   
    1.        Rico-Dangleflaps        14,535        9,799   
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July 13, 2026 -- 10:15AM, Rico-Dangleflaps wrote:

how ards yours howey?


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July 13, 2026 -- 10:15AM, Rico-Dangleflaps wrote:

how ard's yours howey?


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AI Overview  How it works...

Depending on your query there are occasions where several individual AI bots respond at the same time to provide a response.

This is why occasionally, you'll see the word 'We' or the word 'we' incorporated in a reply to your query.

As the old saying goes...Many bots make light work

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AI Overview  How it works...

Depending on your query there are occasions where several individual AI bots respond at the same time to provide a response.

This is why occasionally, you'll see the word 'We' or the word 'we' incorporated in a reply to your query.

As the old saying goes...Many bots make light work

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Testing
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AI Overview  How we work...

Depending on your query there are occasions where several individual AI bots respond at the same time to provide a response.

This is why occasionally, you'll see the word 'We' or the word 'we' incorporated in a reply to your query.

As the old saying goes...Many bots make light work

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Hugo's OCD,
it's as easy as 1 2 3,
as simple as do re mi,
OCD, 1 2 3!


Oh sorry, I forgot.  You prefer a bit of Mo-town don't you?  Here you go....

Ooh, Sugar Pie, Hackenbush
You know that Rico loves you
He can't help himself
He loves you and nobody else

In and out his life (in and out his life)
You come and you go (you come and you go)
Leaving just your picture behind (ooh)

Ooh, Sugar Pie, Hackenbush
You know that Rico loves you
He can't help himself
He loves you and nobody else


LOL
Report top2rated August 8, 2026 2:45 PM BST
Hugo's OCD,
it's as easy as 1 2 3,
as simple as do re mi,
OCD, 1 2 3!


Oh sorry, I forgot.  You prefer a bit of Mo-town don't you?  Here you go....

Ooh, Sugar Pie, Hackenbush
You know that Rico loves you
He can't help himself
He loves you and nobody else

In and out his life (in and out his life)
You come and you go (you come and you go)
Leaving just your picture behind (ooh)

Ooh, Sugar Pie, Hackenbush
You know that Rico loves you
He can't help himself
He loves you and nobody else


LOL
Report top2rated August 8, 2026 6:23 PM BST
How do you do those little emojis, Hugo?

😆
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These were they:

Wex   2.50  Harpy Eagle  4/1
New   3.40  Arctic Dawn  11/2
Asc   3.55  Archers Bay  5/2
Hay   4.09  Norcross Brow  4/1
Red   4.19  Doralee  3/1
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When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I'll just log-in to the Community Forum
And all my cares just drift right into space

On the Forum, it's as peaceful as can be
And there the world outside can't bother me


SAID NO ONE.  EVER.
Report top2rated August 9, 2026 10:46 AM BST
When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I'll just log-in to the Community Forum
And all my cares just drift right into space

On the Forum, it's as peaceful as can be
And there the world outside can't bother me


SAID NO ONE.  EVER.
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Rico & Hugo - they put the 'fun' into dysfuntional

LOL
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Rico & Hugo - they put the 'fun' into dysfunctional

LOL
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Rico & Hugo

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Rico & Hugo - they put the 'fun' into dysfunctional

LOLYDC
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AI Overview

What a girl wants is something Rico can no longer provide.  Hugo is similarly afflicted.
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AI Overview

Bragging about his lifetime P&L is one of his age-old responses when he's feeling overwhelmed.

He needs to hire a script writer to come up with some new material and not rely on other usernames like Sid-Saggyscrotum to support him.


Rico & Hugo - they put the 'fun' into dysfunctional

LOLYDC
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Thank you for understanding my mental health issues[
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Thank you for understanding my mental health issues[
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AI Overview

uptheirons is widely regarded as the No.1 Troll on the Betfair Community Forum.

Within minutes of either formoftheace or slickste posting, he replies with his usual name-calling insults.

However within minutes of doing that he'll be sucking-up to the Forum's self-appointed DaddyRico-Dangleflaps in an effort to gain favour with him.
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[   Rico, your full-frontal-lower-body selfie will not be approved.  This is your Public Gallery.  You do not have a Pubic Gallery.   ]
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[   Rico, your full-frontal-lower-body selfie will not be approved.  This is your Public Gallery.  You do not have a Pubic Gallery.  ]
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[  Rico, your full-frontal-lower-body selfie will not be approved.  This is your Public Gallery.  You do not have a Pubic Gallery.  ]
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Betfair Customer Services

Aug 13, 05:59PM
Please refrain from name calling and bullying other users. If someone is name calling or bullying yourself or other users, e.g. uptheirons or Rico-Dangleflaps or Hugo Hackenbush, please report the message and we will handle it accordingly. Thank you.

You have been warned because someone reported you.
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Betfair Customer Services

Aug 13, 05:59PM
Please refrain from name calling and bullying other users. If someone is name calling or bullying yourself or other users, e.g. uptheirons or Rico-Dangleflaps or Hugo Hackenbush, please report the message and we will handle it accordingly. Thank you.

You have been warned because someone reported you.
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Betfair Customer Services

Aug 13, 05:59PM
Please refrain from name calling and bullying other users. If someone is name calling or bullying yourself or other users, e.g. uptheirons or Rico-Dangleflaps or Hugo-Hackenbush, please report the message and we will handle it accordingly. Thank you.

You have been warned because someone reported you.
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Betfair Customer Services

Aug 13, 05:59PM
Please refrain from name calling and bullying other users. If someone is name calling or bullying yourself or other users, e.g. uptheirons or Rico-Dangleflaps or Hugo-Hackenbush, please report the message and we will handle it accordingly. Thank you.

You have been warned because someone reported you.

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Betfair Customer Services

Aug 13, 05:59PM
Please refrain from name calling and bullying other users. If someone is name calling or bullying yourself or other users, e.g. uptheirons or Rico-Dangleflaps or Hugo-Hackenbush, please report the message and we will handle it accordingly. Thank you.

You have been warned because someone reported you.  Laugh
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Betfair Customer Services

Aug 13, 05:59PM
Please refrain from name calling and bullying other users. If someone is name calling or bullying yourself or other users, e.g. uptheirons or Rico-Dangleflaps or Hugo-Hackenbush, please report the message and we will handle it accordingly. Thank you.

You have been warned because someone reported you.  So there!  Laugh
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AI Overview

snitch

A snitch is an informal, negative term for someone who secretly tells a person in authority—like someone in Customer Services —that someone else did something wrong or broke a rule. As a verb (to snitch or to snitch on), it means to act as an informer.
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For information purposes only...

AI Overview

snitch

A snitch is an informal, negative term for someone who uses the report button to tell a person in authority—such as someone in Betfair Customer Services —that someone else did something wrong or broke a rule. As a verb (to snitch or to snitch on), it means to act as an informer.
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AI Overview

Forum snitch

A 'Forum snitch' is an informal, negative term for someone who uses the report button to tell a person in authority—such as someone in Betfair Customer Services that someone else did something wrong or broke a rule. As a verb (to snitch or to snitch on), it means to act as an informer.
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AI Overview

Forum snitch

A 'Forum snitch' is an informal, negative term for someone who uses the report button to tell a person in authority—such as someone in Betfair Customer Services that someone else did something wrong or broke a rule. As a verb (to snitch or to snitch on), it means to act as an informer.
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uptheirons  Hugo-Hackenbush  Rico-Dangleflaps  HoratioNelson
Aug 16, 08:39AM  They have been warned to....

Please refrain from name calling and bullying other users. If someone is name calling or bullying yourself or other users, please report the message and we will handle it accordingly. Thank you.
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Betfair Customer Services

uptheirons  Hugo-Hackenbush  Rico-Dangleflaps  HoratioNelson
Aug 16, 08:39AM  They have all received a final warning....


Please refrain from name calling and bullying other users. If someone is name calling or bullying yourself or other users, please report the message and we will handle it accordingly. Thank you.
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Betfair Customer Services

uptheirons  Hugo-Hackenbush  Rico-Dangleflaps  HoratioNelson
Aug 16, 08:39AM  They have all received a final warning....


Please refrain from name calling and bullying other users. If someone is name calling or bullying yourself or other users, please report the message and we will handle it accordingly. Thank you, you boring old farts.
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