Displaying a table on a forum thread - How is it done?

[   This image is no longer available.   ]

[   This image is no longer available as it was reported by uptheirons who specified "bullying & name-calling" as his reasons for doing so.   ]

[   This image is no longer available.   ]

Irons away to Blackpool for the weekend 

[size=20pt]

Thomas Crapper invented the flushing toilet.

Or didn't he?

L  O  L

L  O  L

           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           

           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           

All Our Yesterdays

All Our Yesterdays

As of January 2025, an estimated 46 percent of adults in Great Britain had taken part in some form of gambling in the previous four weeks.

Number of respondents:  5,133

Any gambling   46%
Any gambling online   37%
National Lottery draws   29%
Any gambling in person   28%
Another lottery   15%
Scratchcards   12%
Betting   10%
Online instant win games   7%
Fruit and slots games   5%
Bingo   4%
Casino games   4%
Private betting   4%
Another form of gambling activity   2%
Football pools   2%

UK & Irish.

Flat, Jumps & AW.

2024/2025 & 2026 to date.

Odds (SP)	AvgOddBF
1.02	1.03
1.03	1.04
1.04	1.05
1.05	1.06
1.06	1.07
1.07	1.09
1.08	1.10
1.09	1.11
1.10	1.12
1.11	1.14
1.13	1.15
1.14	1.17
1.15	1.18
1.17	1.21
1.18	1.21
1.20	1.24
1.22	1.26
1.25	1.29
1.29	1.32
1.30	1.34
1.33	1.39
1.36	1.42
1.40	1.47
1.44	1.51
1.50	1.56
1.53	1.60
1.57	1.65
1.62	1.70
1.67	1.77
1.73	1.82
1.80	1.89
1.83	1.97
1.91	2.04
2.00	2.14
2.10	2.26
2.20	2.35
2.25	2.45
2.38	2.56
2.50	2.71
2.63	2.85
2.75	3.00
2.88	3.15
3.00	3.34
3.13	3.46
3.25	3.61
3.50	3.90
3.75	4.19
4.00	4.58
4.33	4.94
4.50	5.38
5.00	5.95
5.50	6.56
6.00	7.20
6.50	7.83
7.00	8.45
7.50	9.07
8.00	9.82
8.50	10.53
9.00	11.28
9.50	12.00
10	12.89
11	14.12
12	15.53
13	17.53
15	20.46
17	23.64
19	26.77
21	30.23
23	33.75
26	39.32
29	46.53
34	58.45
41	77.24
51	110
67	153.94
81	214.55
101	310.06
126	424.35
151	586.91
201	768.03
251	899.91
301	962.32
401	975.61
501	979.34

[   This image is no longer available.   ]

🍔    🍟    🥛    🚽

🍔    🍟    🍷    🚽

The Met Office have just issued a Yellow Tornado Twister warning...

🌪[/size]

[size=12pt]for Hammersmith Embankment, Chancellors Road (Access On Winslow Road), London, W6 9HP.

The Met Office have just issued a Yellow Tornado Twister warning...

🌪

for Hammersmith Embankment, Chancellors Road (Access On Winslow Road), London, W6 9HP.

2,414 UK & Irish wins to date which include...

Trainer	Rides	Wins
Prescott, Sir Mark	2588	473
Harris, R A	1243	115
Carroll, A W	942	97
Watson, Archie	730	90
Tate, James	553	79
Appleby, M	692	78
Walker, Ed	391	59

plus another 1,501 winners for a multitude of trainers.

Is smartarse OK?

Thirteen-year old topic lost to the ages,
resurrected by Rico
and returned to the frontmost pages

Hey [b]Gaze, are you still on tipsterr.com but now using a new identity?[/b]

Your last bet on there was almost three years ago when you were using the moniker 'Racing King', look....

Racing King lost an each way double at Newcastle, UK.

Added 15th November 2023 at 11:38
£2 total stake with Bet365   -£2 profit

Unlock premium content from Racing King - Subscription auto-renews at £49 per month.  Cancel your renewal any time.

Hey [b]Gaze, are you still on tipsterr.com but now using a new identity?

Your last bet on there was almost three years ago when you were using the moniker 'Racing King', look....

Racing King lost an each way double at Newcastle, UK.

Added 15th November 2023 at 11:38
£2 total stake with Bet365   -£2 profit

Unlock premium content from Racing King - Subscription auto-renews at £49 per month.  Cancel your renewal any time.

Hey Gaze, are you still on tipsterr.com but now using a new identity?

Your last bet on there was almost three years ago when you were using the moniker 'Racing King', look....

Racing King lost an each way double at Newcastle, UK.

Added 15th November 2023 at 11:38
£2 total stake with Bet365   -£2 profit

Unlock premium content from Racing King - Subscription auto-renews at £49 per month.  Cancel your renewal any time.

Testing again

§§ uptheirons

§§:  The forumite is so temperamentally unsatisfactory as to not be worth a rating

color=#2789CE]§§ [uptheirons[/color]

§§ uptheirons

	The Wallsend Flasher again fails to impress

The Wallsend Flasher again fails to impress

The Wallsend Flasher again fails to impress

Delashay, I asked Capt. Ryan Price for a 'tip' one Saturday afternoon at Newbury, many moons ago.  In typical fashion he replied....

"Never wipe your arse with broken glass"

* bugger

TSE Global Limited was a private UK-registered company (originally incorporated as Betfair Technology Limited) that used the correspondence address Waterfront, Hammersmith Embankment, Chancellors Road, London, W6 9HP (c/o Betfair Limited).

• Company Name: TSE Global Limited (Company Number: 05741254)
• Status: Dissolved on 6 January 2026
• Previous Name: Betfair Technology Limited (13 March 2006 – 30 January 2008)
• Nature of Business: IT consultancy, other IT service activities, and business support services

U T V

size=40pt]⚓[/size]

If you were to place the letter W in front of the symbol above the result could be interpreted as a personal insult if were posted in a reply.

Let's be careful out there!

⚓

If you were to place the letter W in front of the symbol above and then post it in a reply the result could be interpreted as a personal insult thereby breaching Forum guidelines.

[i]Let's be careful out there![/i

⚓

If you were to place the letter W in front of the symbol above and then post it in a reply the result could be interpreted as a personal insult thereby breaching Forum guidelines.

Let's be careful out there!

⚓

If you were to place the letter W in front of the symbol above and then post it in a reply the result could be interpreted as a personal insult thereby breaching Forum guidelines.

Let's be careful out there!

How about 'urinated' then?

Arse from elbow springs to mind as regards the Mods/Moderation software on here.

Roll on Monday 21st December!!!

Description	Registered ™ of Forumite
Deliberate misspelling(s)	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Resurrection of ancient threads	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
References to male genitalia	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Alluding to homosexual pursuits	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Blowing his own trumpet	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Daily attention seeking	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Inappropriately suggestive username[/centre]	[center]Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack

Description	Registered ™ of Forumite
Deliberate misspelling(s)	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Resurrection of ancient threads	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
References to male genitalia	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Alluding to homosexual pursuits	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Blowing his own trumpet	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Daily attention seeking	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Inappropriately suggestive username	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
	[/center]                       [/center]

Description	Registered ™ of Forumite
Deliberate misspelling(s)	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Resurrection of ancient threads	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
References to male genitalia	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Alluding to homosexual pursuits	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Blowing his own trumpet	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Daily attention seeking	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack
Inappropriately suggestive username	Warrac****, roida, Willie Shafter, Rico-Dangleflaps, Sid-Saggysack

[size=12pt][color=#2789CEStu[/color]    Joined: 2026-10-28    Last visit:  Today at 14:51      Posts:  9[/b]

[b]Stu    Joined: 2026-10-28    Last visit:  Today at 14:51      Posts:  9[/b]

Stu    Joined: 2026-10-28    Last visit:  Today at 14:51      Posts:  9

♻

Username	Joined
The Dragon	30/10/26
CitizenSmith	30/10/26
Over2.5s	30/10/26
uptheirons	30/10/26
Jumper74	30/10/26
undecided	30/10/26
jasStardust	30/10/26
HoratioNelson	30/10/26
urallskint	30/10/26
swift-tuttle	30/10/26
sofaking	30/10/26
GLASGOWCALLING	30/10/26
Warwick Hunt	30/10/26
Poor Man	30/10/26
Burton Albion	30/10/26
casemoney	30/10/26

①

①

ⓌⓐⓡⓦⓘⓒⓚⒽⓤⓝⓣ

You have to wonder what Reged's let himself in for...

Below is the profile of a user on Reged's Forum by the name of [color]#2789CE]Lé Caffé Annie[color].

Gender :  Female

Posts :  12

Birthday :  1960-04-01

Join date :  2026-10-28

Age :  66

Location :  Thurso

Job/hobbies :  Dogging

Humor :  Ejaculating

You have to wonder what Reged's let himself in for...

Below is the profile of a user on Reged's Forum by the name of [color]#2789CE]Lé Caffé Annie[color].

Gender :  Female

Posts :  12

Birthday :  1960-04-01

Join date :  2026-10-28

Age :  66

Location :  Thurso

Job/hobbies :  Dogging

Humor :  Ejaculating

[You must be registered [color=#ff0000]and logged in to see this image.]

[You must be registeredand logged in to see this image.]

[You must be registered [color=#ff0000] and logged in to see this image.]

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

calling-jennypuntinplay-chelsea-girl-yeahyeahwhatever-gracie-etc-etc

https://tinyurl.com/mrxh63hm

Key:

Strongly agree	Agree	Too close to call	Disagree	Strongly disagree

Retired-jockey J.D. Smith used to post on here years back as domino14. 

He was well-known for his ride on Lakatoi in the 21:15 race at Beverley on 12thJuly 2002.

During the Queen's Golden Jubilee Maiden Stakes, J.D. Smith briefly stopped riding his mount, Lakatoi, after mistakenly thinking he had reached the winning post early.

Although Smith quickly realized his error and roused Lakatoi back into action, the momentum loss was costly—the horse was caught and narrowly beaten by a short head.

This blunder capped off a terrible week for the horse's trainer, Barry Hills. Just four days prior, another one of his jockeys, Tony Culhane, had dropped his hands prematurely on a horse named True Courage at Pontefract, throwing away a certain victory.

Courtesy of tonymontana, posted on the Labs Chat forum on 30 March 2010......

...............................,-~*`¯lllllll`*~,............................................. .....
...........................,-~*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll¯`*-,..........................................
......................,-~*llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*-,......................................
..................,-*llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.\... ..................................
................;*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll,-~*~-,llllllllllllllllllll\....................................
................\lllllllllllllllllllllllllll/...........\;;;;llllllllllll,-`~-,................................
.................\lllllllllllllllllllll,-*.............`~-~-,...(.(¯`*,`,...............................
...................\llllllllllll,-~*........................)_-\..*`*;..)..............................
.....................\,-*`¯,*`)............,-~*`~................../...............................
.....................|/.../.../~,......-~*,-~*`;.................../.\..............................
.................../.../..../..../..,-,..*~,.`*~*..................*...\.......................... ...
...................|.../.../..../.*`...\................................)....)¯`~,........... .........
...................|./..../..../........).........)`*~-,............../.....|..)...`~-,..............
.................././.../....,*`-,.....`-,....*`....,---......\...../...../..|..........¯```*~-,,,,
.................(............)`*~-,.....`*`.,-~*.,-*.......|.../..../..../...............\..........
..................*-,.......`*-,...`~,..``.,,,-*.............|.,*...,*....|.................\.........
......................*,.........`-,....)-,..................,-*`...,-*.....(`-,..............\........
........................f`-,........`-,/...*-,___,,-~*.....,-*......|....`-,...............\.......


He'll be here when you need him.

R A C E F O R M

R A C E F O R M

R A C E F O R M

R A C E F O R M

R A C E F O R M

Just had a look at the Australian forum for a 'race that stops a nation' thread.

Lo and behold there wasn't one.

Couldn't help but notice though that in the 'Latest Post' column that six of the last seven contributors were Hugo-Hackenbush (3), Rico-Dangleflaps (2) and Sid-Saggysack (1).

L  O  L

Here's a link for [colot=#2789CE]The Top Ten International PROPUNTERS In The World Today[/color] thread

https://tinyurl.com/2zf2vw42

Here's a link for The Top Ten International PROPUNTERS In The World Today thread

https://tinyurl.com/2zf2vw42

Gender :  Male

Posts :  6

Birthday :  1970-09-10 

Join date :  2026-10-30

Age :  56 

Location :  Hexham 

Job/hobbies :  Philanderer/Facebook Group:  Hardon Matters

Humor :  Tommy Cooper

✦ AI Overview

uptheirons is widely regarded as the No.1 Troll on the Betfair Community Forum.

Within minutes of either formoftheace or slickster posting, he replies with his usual name-calling insults.

However within minutes of doing that he'll be sucking-up to the Forum's self-appointed DaddyRico-Dangleflaps in an effort to gain favour with him.

LOLYBOF

Interesting card at Newcastle tonight as well.....

Well done to Rico & Hugo and the other Forumites for sponsoring most of the races....


2.30    Rico-Dangleflaps 'This is a full bank..pawn the lot and invest' Handicap (Class 5, 1m , Standard, £3978, 4yo+, 9 runners / 9 entries)
3.00    Deltá & stridingedge Forum Legends MIA Handicap (Class 4, 6f , Standard, £5400, 2yo, 6 runners / 7 entries)
3.30    vonclausewitz loves #gibberishhe & #puntinne Classified Stakes (Class 6, 5f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.00    Hugo-Hackenbush 'Live From The Kitchen' Handicap (Class 6, 7f , Standard, £3245, 3yo, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.30    uptheirons 'Don't forget to leave a space after a comma!!!' Restricted Novice Stakes (Class 4, 1m2f , Standard, £5400, 3-5yo, 8 runners / 8 entries)
5.00    Betfair's 'How Many Moderators Does It Take To Ruin A Forum?' Handicap (Class 6, 1m2f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 8 runners / 8 entries)

[url=https://servimg.com/view/20667430/15][/url]

Date		Joined Forum
05/11/26	Angoose	28/10/26	8 days on the bfnc Forum	185 Topics/replies	Average daily output = 23.1 Topics/replies

[size=20pt][center]It's not an obseession
it's more attention to detail.[center][size]

It's not an obseession
it's more attention to detail.

levelbreak§§