Lingfield (6 races, 49 runners - value £24513)

2.30    Rico-Dangleflaps 'Fifteen years ago today' Handicap (Class 5, 1m , Standard, £3978, 4yo+, 9 runners / 9 entries)
3.00    Deltá & stridingedge Forum Legends Handicap (Class 4, 6f , Standard, £5400, 2yo, 6 runners / 7 entries)
3.30    vonclausewitz loves #gibberishhe & #puntinne Classified Stakes (Class 6, 5f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.00    Homepage - Community tab What did they say ? thread closing in on 350,000 views (Class 6, 7f , Standard, £3245, 3yo, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.30    uptheirons Don't forget to leave a space after a comma Restricted Novice Stakes (Class 4, 1m2f , Standard, £5400, 3-5yo, 8 runners / 8 entries)
5.02      Net 'N Yahoo & Jim Nasium Welcome to the Forum Handicap (Class 6, 1m2f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 8 runners / 8 entries)

Newcastle (6 races, 49 runners - value £24513)

2.30    Rico-Dangleflaps 'Fifteen years ago today' Handicap (Class 5, 1m , Standard, £3978, 4yo+, 9 runners / 9 entries)
3.00    Deltá & stridingedge Forum Legends Handicap (Class 4, 6f , Standard, £5400, 2yo, 6 runners / 7 entries)
3.30    vonclausewitz loves #gibberishhe & #puntinne Classified Stakes (Class 6, 5f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.00    Homepage - Community tab What did they say ? thread closing in on 350,000 views (Class 6, 7f , Standard, £3245, 3yo, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.30    uptheirons Don't forget to leave a space after a comma Restricted Novice Stakes (Class 4, 1m2f , Standard, £5400, 3-5yo, 8 runners / 8 entries)
5.02  Net 'N Yahoo & Jim Nasium Welcome to the Forum Handicap (Class 6, 1m2f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 8 runners / 8 entries)

Newcastle (6 races, 49 runners - value £24513)

2.30    Rico-Dangleflaps 'Fifteen years ago today' Handicap (Class 5, 1m , Standard, £3978, 4yo+, 9 runners / 9 entries)
3.00    Deltá & stridingedge Forum Legends Handicap (Class 4, 6f , Standard, £5400, 2yo, 6 runners / 7 entries)
3.30    vonclausewitz loves #gibberishhe & #puntinne Classified Stakes (Class 6, 5f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.00    Homepage - Community tab What did they say ? thread closing in on 350,000 views (Class 6, 7f , Standard, £3245, 3yo, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.30    uptheirons Don't forget to leave a space after a comma Restricted Novice Stakes (Class 4, 1m2f , Standard, £5400, 3-5yo, 8 runners / 8 entries)
5.02    Net 'N Yahoo & Jim Nasium Welcome to the Forum Handicap (Class 6, 1m2f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 8 runners / 8 entries)

Newcastle (6 races, 49 runners - value £24513)

2.30    Rico-Dangleflaps 'Fifteen years ago today' Handicap (Class 5, 1m , Standard, £3978, 4yo+, 9 runners / 9 entries)
3.00    Deltá & stridingedge Forum Legends Handicap (Class 4, 6f , Standard, £5400, 2yo, 6 runners / 7 entries)
3.30    vonclausewitz loves #gibberishhe & #puntinne Classified Stakes (Class 6, 5f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.00    Homepage - Community tab What did they say ? thread closing in on 350,000 views (Class 6, 7f , Standard, £3245, 3yo, 9 runners / 10 entries)
4.30    uptheirons Don't forget to leave a space after a comma Restricted Novice Stakes (Class 4, 1m2f , Standard, £5400, 3-5yo, 8 runners / 8 entries)
5.02    Net 'N Yahoo & Jim Nasium Welcome to the Forum Handicap (Class 6, 1m2f , Standard, £3245, 3yo+, 8 runners / 8 entries)

✦ AI Overview

   ⬅That's what is known as a cartoon.

It is used extensively by the Betfair Horse Racing Forum's most prolific poster named uptheirons.

Rarely, does he let a sentence end without using that cartoon.  It's done mainly to convince himself that the text he's written is even remotely amusing.

The irony is that he regularly refers to another Forum user as Cartoon Boy/Cartoon Man!

✦ AI Overview

   ➤ That's what is known as a cartoon.

It is used extensively by the Betfair Horse Racing Forum's most prolific poster named uptheirons.

Rarely, does he let a sentence end without using that cartoon.  It's done mainly to convince himself that the text he's written is remotely amusing.

The irony is that he regularly refers to another Forum user as Cartoon Boy/Cartoon Man!

✦ AI Overview

Here's an example of a cartoon:

It is used extensively by the Betfair Horse Racing Forum's most prolific poster named uptheirons.

Rarely, does he let a sentence end without using that cartoon.  It's done mainly to convince himself that the text he's written is remotely amusing.

The irony is that he regularly refers to another Forum user as Cartoon Boy/Cartoon Man!

TESTING

As long as your reply does not contain any text formatting, e.g.  Bold, Italic, Underlined, Text size or Color, it should appear immediately.

Well, will it?

✦ AI Overview

Here's an example of a cartoon:

Today's date	Forumite	Date joined	Days since joined	'Topics/replies’ to date	Average no. of 'Topics/replies' on each and every day since ‘Date joined’
28/08/26	leif	26/06/08	6637	14,580	2.2
28/08/26	top2rated	28/02/04	8217	17,862	2.2
28/08/26	uptheirons	01/04/25	514	12,337	24.0

⯎  AI Overview

HDR (Hugo's Daily Ritual) is a conscious, consistent act of self-care or intentionality (comprising of resurrecting seven, eleven & fifteen year-old Horse Racing Forum topics, insulting fellow Forum users with references to male genitalia and other obscenities or simply socially inappropriate content) that transforms mundane habits into meaningful moments to reduce stress and foster mindfulness. 

Oh sorry, I forgot to include those tedious deliberate misspellings which he's been using since he was known on here as Warrackoont.

Somethings never change.

✦ AI Overview

If all of uptheirons's 12,368 'Topics/replies' were laid end to end they would equal the distance between Bethnal Green and Barking.