Test - Lab Rats Darts

DARTING LOOPY

(Chorus)

Darting Loopy Muggs are we
Watching the tungsten on TV
They show us what they can do
When they're trying to make a quid or two

Keep on missing the double-one
Cos you've backed the Correct Set Score 3-1

Darting Loopy muggs are we
Watching the tungsten on TV

(Verses)


Now 'H20'
As everyone knows
Is the real World Number One
No-one's ever seen him pi$$ed but he still has loads of fun

But sometimes he gets some jealous looks
Especially from Gangsta Rappers
Hey why's that Col, you lovely old doll ?
(sings) 'It's because I wear these Dappers'


(repeat chorus)


When Tezza's on stage,
He's all the rage
And 'The Horns' gets loads of applause

The men all wish they could be like him
And the women all wet their drawers

He's an entrepreneur
He'll never be poor
More cash than Richie Branson

(sings) 'Step inside my Scrap Metal Boutique and I'll sell you a rusty pram son'

(repeat chorus)

Now Newcastle 'Nick'
He gets some stick
'cos he's the hardest thing on legs
He never shows any mercy
Even when his opponent begs

As a sporting legend he's up there with the Bradmans, Warnes and Langers

(sings) 'And I've got a Top Secret Government job, neutering all the Kangas'

(repeat chorus)

But there's only one King, of whom we sing
And it ain't Merv, Phil or Ted
His play is finger-licking good,
And he's known for his very calm head

My girlfriend's got tattoos of him on a place I just can't mention

(sings) 'They'll still be on her big fat a r s e even when she's drawing her pension'

(repeat chorus until you get a headache or dementia sets in)

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