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DARTING LOOPY
(Chorus)
Darting Loopy Muggs are we
Watching the tungsten on TV
They show us what they can do
When they're trying to make a quid or two
Keep on missing the double-one
Cos you've backed the Correct Set Score 3-1
Darting Loopy muggs are we
Watching the tungsten on TV
(Verses)
Now 'H20'
As everyone knows
Is the real World Number One
No-one's ever seen him pi$$ed but he still has loads of fun
But sometimes he gets some jealous looks
Especially from Gangsta Rappers
Hey why's that Col, you lovely old doll ?
(sings) 'It's because I wear these Dappers'
(repeat chorus)
When Tezza's on stage,
He's all the rage
And 'The Horns' gets loads of applause
The men all wish they could be like him
And the women all wet their drawers
He's an entrepreneur
He'll never be poor
More cash than Richie Branson
(sings) 'Step inside my Scrap Metal Boutique and I'll sell you a rusty pram son'
(repeat chorus)
Now Newcastle 'Nick'
He gets some stick
'cos he's the hardest thing on legs
He never shows any mercy
Even when his opponent begs
As a sporting legend he's up there with the Bradmans, Warnes and Langers
(sings) 'And I've got a Top Secret Government job, neutering all the Kangas'
(repeat chorus)
But there's only one King, of whom we sing
And it ain't Merv, Phil or Ted
His play is finger-licking good,
And he's known for his very calm head
My girlfriend's got tattoos of him on a place I just can't mention
(sings) 'They'll still be on her big fat a r s e even when she's drawing her pension'
(repeat chorus until you get a headache or dementia sets in)
World Copyright Alun2005 2009
(Chorus)
Darting Loopy Muggs are we
Watching the tungsten on TV
They show us what they can do
When they're trying to make a quid or two
Keep on missing the double-one
Cos you've backed the Correct Set Score 3-1
Darting Loopy muggs are we
Watching the tungsten on TV
(Verses)
Now 'H20'
As everyone knows
Is the real World Number One
No-one's ever seen him pi$$ed but he still has loads of fun
But sometimes he gets some jealous looks
Especially from Gangsta Rappers
Hey why's that Col, you lovely old doll ?
(sings) 'It's because I wear these Dappers'
(repeat chorus)
When Tezza's on stage,
He's all the rage
And 'The Horns' gets loads of applause
The men all wish they could be like him
And the women all wet their drawers
He's an entrepreneur
He'll never be poor
More cash than Richie Branson
(sings) 'Step inside my Scrap Metal Boutique and I'll sell you a rusty pram son'
(repeat chorus)
Now Newcastle 'Nick'
He gets some stick
'cos he's the hardest thing on legs
He never shows any mercy
Even when his opponent begs
As a sporting legend he's up there with the Bradmans, Warnes and Langers
(sings) 'And I've got a Top Secret Government job, neutering all the Kangas'
(repeat chorus)
But there's only one King, of whom we sing
And it ain't Merv, Phil or Ted
His play is finger-licking good,
And he's known for his very calm head
My girlfriend's got tattoos of him on a place I just can't mention
(sings) 'They'll still be on her big fat a r s e even when she's drawing her pension'
(repeat chorus until you get a headache or dementia sets in)
World Copyright Alun2005 2009
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Absolutely magnificent Sir Alun
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Brilliant, although the last verse has gone over my head (I'm still a n00b when it comes to the Lionel's of this world or other forum champs.)
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King K..
As I may have mentioned before, it was your Snooker Loopy verse about Murphy's trousers that was the inspiration. |
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Ah ok, with you now. For some reason I'd totally missed that mannerism!
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GENIUS
This truely has made me smile. LOL :-) WD The Welsh Wizzard. |
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now old king john, we all know, likes the single life
he's a good counter, takes big shots out doesn't need a "trouble and strife" but when the groupies say to him "would you like to come to the disco"? he politely declines with a smile on his face (sings) "I'm off to San Francisco" |
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