I have my bandages around my waist

And don't exhale any droplets either.

when i heard who was presenting it that was enough for me.

Probably the most unfunny woman on the planet.

Saying something unfunny in a funny voice doesnt make it funny dear. {in case she reads this forum }.

This old type of gig is well past its time anyway .

The mid eighties , 2 channels and broke on a friday night and i would probably have watched it.

35 years later no thanks.

{and no say in where your donation goes either}

Can't be as funny as Mick Martin choosing completely the wrong time to announce Cork will be winning a double in the near future.

I heard Hosier was v. good but then again he wasn't trying to be funny. I was watching old episodes of Vera, at least you know they're going to be bleak.