Somewhat of a dream team but if the forum had a soccer team this is what I would imagine it to be.
Goalkeepers. Pat Jennings/ Jumper. A safe pair of hands and all round gentleman. Shay Given/Deplasterer Proximity puts them together along with golfing skills.
Defenders. Tommy Smith/Tony57. A no nonsense defender and two proud Liverpudlians. Graeme Le Saux/ Vubiant. Le Saux was famous for his cerebral activities.
Ron Harris/ Calling Card. A take no prisoners uncompromising Chelsea defender of the seventies,nicknamed Chopper. Kevin Moran/Frank60 An unassuming Dub who excelled in two sports. Paul McGrath/Premier Fantasy. Proximity again its no distance from Sallynoggin to Dalkey. Franz Beckenbauer/Keen Leader. Der Kaiser effortless,stylish and supreme.
Midfielders. Paul Gascoigne/ Mr Combustible. Lacrimose in need of safe spaces and unable to cope with differing views. Diego Maradona/ Bigwilliestyle Mercurial,flashes of brilliance sprinkled with some darker moments. Antonio Rattin/Callitasucit. Both wrongly sent off. Roy Keane/ Applehunter Two proud Corkmen Joey Barton/ DJ876 Capable of great stuff but an unpleasant side. Johnny Giles/ Huddys. Two of Shamrock Rovers finest. Martin ONeill/Norn Iron. Proximity again,loyalty and deep thinkers. Willie Bryan/ Kavvie. A MacGuffin.
Forwards. Stanley Matthews/Workrider Still playing at 57. Justin Fashanu/Ozymandius Ticks all the politically correct boxes. George Best/Pa Lapsy The best footballer and best poster,both have a Cork connection. Derek Dougan/Insideinfo. Northern Irelands great goal scorer,could be something about a never worn sash also. Steve Heighway/ Neil d Liverpool player who unusually got his academic qualifications first. Lionel Messi/Olddesperado. Fancy footwork and all round brilliance. Mario Balotelli/ Slickster. Obsessive and slightly deranged. Paolo Di Canio/Cheltenham Roar Unpredictable but capable of brilliance. Eric Cantona/Guinness2dear. Always good for a quote.
Sure you put in that "Quiet" for a bit of devilment Neill D. I am as well but only as in on the pitch like . Garrincha for Wildman himself,going along in the one direction goodo and then takes the feint and yer man is sitting on the floor.
Sure you put in that "Quiet" for a bit of devilment Neill D.I am as well but only as in on the pitch like .Garrincha for Wildman himself,going along in the one direction goodo and then takes the feint and yer man is sitting on the floor.