Second with Francesco (must get him putting lessons ffs), T4 for PHIL but woulda coulda shoulda - It’s actually surprising Callit that he hasn’t won here, T5 for LEHMAN as Maggert wins in play-off, Justin THOMAS misses out by a shot, Bohn two shy as Pablo also disappoints on his home course and for my few 'dream trebles' with Rory, JFK still running but Forgotten Rules did not let me down - Roll on Royal Ascot.

Sounds like a forum trip to Royal County Down is on the cards.  Callit and Borneo, confirmed, hard to see Wonks not travelling.   Throw in Paulie and CatchMe and you would have a right motley crew!

Can see CatchMe bound and gagged and thrown in the boot within half an hour.  Callit the only one that could be trusted with driving duties, especially given that you will be towing a portaloo for Paulie's convenience.  With Wonks in charge of Hotel selection, god knows where ye will end up and that's even before you get pulled over by the Constabulary what with The Commander singing rebel songs with his head stuck out the sun roof and gesticulating angrily with a pitch fork.

Norn Iron can book a table in the Percy French bar for us.

We can all arrive under our own steam,no one states who they are,it would be interesting to see how long it would take us to figure out who is who.

OK-who's who ?

1- A balding ,paunchy figure with self-satisfied smirk adorning a wrinkly countenance
2- A bulky gent with spiky hair and staring eyes suggesting a choleric temperament.
3- A well-dressed man-about -town type ,immaculately coiffed and sporting a neatly clipped moustache
4- A chain-smoking bumpkin of sour demeanour who finds communication difficult
5- A shifty Del Boy type with a facial tic who fancies himself as a class A flirt.

sum crew oz for sure!!

Sketches by Boz I would presume.