Crumb from Paris...

Snap ,on the lash down in his vineyard ,ffs comedy gold and then the really great line .Usually have an associate of mine on hand when he calls who is fluent in the language .......
Can just see this poor bloke hanging around all day ,Eh Snap the lines bad ,think he said they were 11/8 but that CORK accent is hard to understand.... ...

Del Boy hasn't a patch on the Snapster.
Asking Snap if he knows anything about French basketball is like asking Mr Kipling if he knows anything about cakes...

funny this thread..have to agree..

callit wont be impressed when he sees this latest ridicule of snap!

A rare reversal for the French basketball connoisseur

Crack open the bubbly pa!

Ah stop Snap,twas a great thread and very funny,i'm sure something was lost in translation, whoever heard of 1/18?

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extra betting on this one tonite

It wasn't meant to be a funny thread pa.

You think I started this just to entertain you?

This is for serious players only.

And considerably in profit and profits will continue to roll in, have no doubt

It turned out funny,a couple of cracking one liners on it,i,ll leave ya off now,won't have replied only for your snotty comment with the bubbly.

good to see joke corals get there £20 loses back tonight

Just another 20 of your odds-on basketball shots to win in a row to match my 6/1 tip for Eurosong Snap...

It might happen, as you say, there is a first time for everything....

Well done Roger, nice price as well.

cheers Gotchee.

brillaint stuff roger

ngu

merci beaucoup

Good one Rodge, already broken your quota of winners from previous 12 months!

poor snap,bouncing the basketball of his bedsit wall

when's the next 8/13 shot running???

1/18

Whens the next karaoke championship?

Roger ....whether you won or lost the bet is irrelevant ....you should hang your head in shame....anybody betting on a song contest needs treatment ....where's the next stop... The rose of Tralee maybe?.... Toerag of Tallaght possibly?...

You can follow me in on the Eurovision. No 8/13 tips from me. Only gold. You were told before. When I put something up, take notice.

Roger , beware the BASKETBALL kings and the 1/18 shots , Pikey lost £2 on his last bet

hang your head in shame? 8/13 French Basketball, told it should be 1/18......and it loses...........

you need help paulie.....

There's no shame in betting in €2 wonks.... If was a life long scrounger like yourself then maybe I could bet bigger too....I can't afford to bet... I work for a living ....

He'll be heading up to the big white house soon in Stillorgan Roger , you'll have to answer to the poor doctor for what you've done to him ...The ESB are on high alert....

Get into bed ya little leech....it's easy for you to be cocky... With all the benefits you have scrounged for decades....workrider is right....should have called yourself workavoider .....

knock it off Paulie..same auld shyte from u as always

Sorry Freddiek....didn't mean to lower the tone....wonks and yourself set such a high standard....

Freddiek , Pikey is getting worried about his electricity bill , everytime he visits the big house in Stillorgan he faces a huge one ...Pikey loves to moan its his nature , old guys like him find it hard to adjust ...

Fear not, the French bloke has arrived back in Paris after a few days on the pizz down in his vineyard!

He says Nanterre are the basketball equivalent of a penalty kick tonight in their Pro A game at 8pm

3/5 looks worth filling yer boots with

with all due respect snap..don't you get fed up backing odds on?

Ya tony, really getting fed up of backing winners so I am, may even have to trade in the wheelbarrow for a bigger one to accommodate the winnings

ok snap..fine  welldone..wins a win I suppose..

bore off snap wil ya

needs a wheelbarrow collecting winnings from jjke corals and the big £22 thats traded on here on these matches

Hope the crumb from Paris didn't go unbacked by too many in the midst of all the furore on here this evening

Top stuff Snap. Again.

Tnx callit! Time to pop open a bottle of the good stuff!

French Cup match tonight at 7pm

Nancy will beat Dijon he says.

At 4/7, time to get those Cheltenham expenses folks! Should be 1/20

snap, serious question: how can these odds be continually so wrong ?

im with you tonight snap.....missed your last winner sadly.....see where they are introducing a new thing where you can skype post at the same time.....so shortly when your selections are winning we will be able to skype Old Pa and see whether the smoke is coming out his ears or his eyes.....

Reb they are drastically wrong on an ongoing basis, as you can see for yourself the results pretty much speak for themselves.

Unlucky Paulie, never good when ya miss a penalty kick like that.

Lapsy would have to get a second chimney installed to deal with all the smoke coming out of every place!

Reb they are drastically wrong on an ongoing basis, as you can see for yourself the results pretty much speak for themselves.

Unlucky Paulie, never good when ya miss a penalty kick like that.

Lapsy would have to get a second chimney installed to deal with all the smoke coming out of every place!

did they win

Dont know NGU , I'm sure the Unholy Trinity will be along shortly to let us know , there again maybe they are off buying cases of wine...

maybe snaps sitting outside joke corals with his wheelbarrow shovelling the snow away

does snap even know what day his bet is running?

It's not on till tomorrow...

the match isnt until tomorrow ffs,shows snap up even more for the clown he is.

That lad who helps him out will be hanging around ALL night so waiting for the phone call to be confirmed...

^ like puppets on a string!

Paulie 13.50, i'd say your puss is a feckin picture,thank feck for no skype,get inta bed ya gowl ya.

maybe snaps mon ami is 24 hours ahead of us

Snap 14.03, i know what day it is anyway.
You couldn't make this up.

snap crackle and pop • March 3, 2015 12:46 PM GMT
French Cup match tonight at 7pm

Nancy will beat Dijon he says.

At 4/7, time to get those Cheltenham expenses folks! Should be 1/20

WHAT A FOOL

ngu
    we are all allowed to make a mistake..but snap..your your own worst enemy mate..

A day in life of Pa Lapsy

17:00 Snap posts tip

17:01 Pa Lapsy pulse raises, he tosses aside his Racing Post and furiously checks oddschecker, hoping to find an error in price quoted. If minimal error or discrepacy found, RPM of rocking chair raises to unsafe levels and pre**** appears on end of gnarled kn0b

17.02 Pa Lapsy triumphantly posts findings If no discrepancy found, seething remark of some other nature is made.

18.01 Le basket begins. Lapsy is furiously scouring news updates in hope of bad news. Rocking Chair RPM goes up a beat every time opposition score. Rocking Chair up to 90.

19.00 Snap's tip win again. Pa Lapsy seethes.

19.01 Lapsy posts derogatory remark and fails to congratulate Snap on yet anther winner. Lapsy kicks his poor unfortunate dog and goes to bed miserable and broken. Again.

Snap i'm not coming out with pure bull claiming get your Cheltenham expenses on this 4/7 shot and havn't a clue what day it is on, oh the stench.

*23.01 Enters seething reply

You should knock the ponies on the head snap, and ask Inspector Clouseau to build you a seomra in the vineyard?

Nothing turns me on quite like a man who can beat the bookies and make me laugh.



That's why I am a Crispette.

No, a factual reply,Snap. Ya chancer

tony57 • March 3, 2015 10:55 PM GMT
ngu
    we are all allowed to make a mistake..but snap..your your own worst enemy mate..

yeah,but claiming to having "lumps" on these matches were the biggest match betting on these matches has been £22 and talking to himself is french is jusr attention seeking bollix

in french is just ^^^^

If Pricewise Pa is so certain Snap is a chancer ?

Why did he sprint away from the tipping challenge faster than Bolt?

Worried about Borneo dropping a deuce doesn't wash with me.

Bad form to be continuously sniping at Snap for putting up selections just because you don't like his delivery,oh only if we're all as modest as the messiah!

Been there and done it dj(challenge),the last one was a disgrace,you are welcome to challenge someone yourself,not for me. Bad form? take a read of the last page,it is drivel.

Where is the drivel pa?

"Faster than Bolt" Lol!

There are about 20 other threads on the first page not even sports related that are more worthy of criticism.

I don't now much about Basketball or these bets but you seem to have a vendetta against Snap,you jumped on one of his racing threads immediately after the race but no comment beforehand?

Would you be as quick to criticise WR or Tony in any instance (selection/delivery?)

~know

That you will get your Cheltenham expenses on this 4/7 shot tonight when the match isn,t until tomorrow,how can that not be clearer? No bet or certainly not for a sum of Cheltenham expenses.

No DJ i won't but neither said they were starting a tipping line.

Pa Cheltenham isn't til next week, sure what difference will a day make!

Is he undercutting Easygold?

It would be refreshing to see the blinkers removed now and again.

Snap should be applauded for bringing diverse sporting selections to the forum and he seems to be a very price sensitive punter with what appear to be value selections,S/R of approx 83% is impressive at these prices but a smallish sample size yet tbf

If you are "advising" people to get their Cheltenham expenses(12.46)on this you are surely having a lumpy bet yourself,the fact you don't know what day the match is on despite being told by your "French mole" is unfathomable. You are right though that Cheltenham is next week.

A lumpy lump of a one pa!

Plus if you had actually done your research correctly you would have known that the game was originally scheduled for this evening but postponed until tomorrow

Well that's my forum retirement, good luck now

snap crackle and pop • March 3, 2015 11:51 PM GMT
A lumpy lump of a one pa!

Plus if you had actually done your research correctly you would have known that the game was originally scheduled for this evening but postponed until tomorrow

WELL DONE ON YOUR GOOGLE SEARCH SNAP

Retirement is a bit hasty Pa..... theres no need for such a rash move....its only a bit of fun after all......you'll be back Pa....most people including myself have retired at some stage.....but invariably they return....Ozy ony retired there 2 weeks ago.....and hes already planning his next retirement.....wonks is after packing it in many times.....
Willddan would be very upset with this development.....hes already under siege....and Baldrick from Tallaght is hardly going to stem the tide....

dj,
   you forget that snap has had plenty of snipes at pa..for you to say pa has a vendetta against snap..is laughable tbf..it works both ways..there's enough blame to go round..but as ive said before snap keeps giving people bullets to fire...its up to him..hes a big boy..but as for yourself..remember snap has said plenty...

Another 3/5 Loser......comical..... What's worst is snap's merrymen defending these selections!

What about the plethora of winners Roger?

what is it now 7  1/2 selections 5 winners 2 losers  plus half a point to level stakes

c'mon snap, youv'e had two losers you said should be 1/18 & 1/20. What does that tell you?

Roger stick to the karaoke betting ya ginnit!

Leave the basketball to the pro's!

Not to worry snap....can't win them all .... There will be bonfires in Dunmanway tonight...it's an ill wind and all that....

never mind snap..i never had much time for nancys..

Never lose your dash when you have lost some cash.



Everyone back to Snap's Jacuzzi and lets partay like its 2007!

Ozy that's a fantastic pic wherever ya found it!

Have no doubt the Parisian punter will bounce right back tomorrow, he's just that shroooood

The main man himself!

Great reception near the Eiffel he claims

them girls look a bit mature for you snap

L'escargot racing next on the menu!

unlucky snap ya clown

Crawl back under your rock now inside, there's a good lad!

The irish racing wouldn't inspire many today wildman

aye thats me told,ya feckin muppet

Mar 5, 2015 -- 11:05AM, insideinfo wrote:

aye thats me told,ya feckin muppet

biggest clown on here, but loved by all