the cincinnati kid will be going for a touch tomorrow!

He had winners up yesterday in his luck 15 at Carlisle

standby gentlemen,i will be making my move shortly.

patience is a virtue gentlemen.standby!

Standing by, all proceeds to be donated to the Ozymandius nosey neighbour fund is my proposition.

Turn on your light Pa.

Nah, keep em guessin, shure they have nothin else to do.

standby old pa,dont u worry chump,the selection will be put up!

i am not selfish  old pa,u do understand i have to get on and its solid.btw i would not insult the forum(like yre self) with a shortie.

Good for you, put proceeds into Ozy,s nosey neighbour fund because i,m giving fook all anyway.

Lapsy is in a right state tonight, all over the bestiality remarks...sometimes you throw out a gag and it lands a little too close to home for comfort

Only you could construe it like that,the correct way of reading things is in fact you are in a state over the holy show you made of yourself on the calling wildman thread.

tbh old pa,i am not interested in yre sh1te!all u do is moan and put up loser after loser.to be blunt,u bore the the tits of me!

More like THE MILKY BAR KID ffs........milky bars are on you rocky......

Mr animation man is trying to portray an actual thought,hope for ya yet,keep going,looking forward to the reasoning behind this "touch" tomorrow, a wink and a smiley maybe,surprise me.

Wonks was upset about being cruelly stood up like that, Pa, and its wrong of you to keep reminding people.

Who is "Wonks"? you,re derogatory term is in direct contradiction to what you are sneakily proposing to be standing up to.

ah stop pa will ya,yre a fool and a loser.i am sorry m8 but yre no good to me.all u do, is take up space.noise!interferance!comprendi chump?

Pa, do u seriously think that Wonks is somewhere along the spectrum?  I hadn't considered that, I just thought he was a bit slow.

Did ya? haven,t you fierce meas in yourself?

Do you feel un

Don't tell me you hadn't noticed?

In regard Workrider you are implying he is slow,no don,t agree whatsoever, your behaviour on the calling Wildman thread don,t know what to make of it after several readings,slow might be kind.

its all about getting the dough pa and u just dont have it m8,never had it and never will.u can kid yre self all u like but that is the facts of it.yre selections on here over the period of time i have been on here prove it.sorry m8 but facts are facts.

How have your selections been doing over the period of time i,ve been on here KR, abysmal m8,sad fact wake up.

Put it this way, I will be backing Ratser's selection tomorrow, Pa.  I can't say the same of yours.

Good night, sheep dreams x

I won,t be doing yours Ozy, cheerio

I,d be way too late

King these are the type of threads that got you your name king

Same as yourself with Hudson.

I'd say the same about you but the 's' seems to have off pa

Apologies, that wasn,t right out of me,it is just when i see "the Rock" it,s the first thought that enters the head, shouldn,t have said that to be fair.

TTT

The "kid" is full of sh1te

the milky bar kid won the 3 quid jackpot in the tuppenny nudger in his local amusement arcade today in ballymun on a day trip with his carer.......WELL DONE ON THE TOUCH ROCKY......MILKY BARS ARE ON YOU..........

relax chumps,i have got all the moves.keep hanging in there.the kid will deliver!

Thank You SIR MILKY BAR KID......

standby dickie,its a special!

make sure big joe and bernie get on first.....

tell us dickie?where do u stand on our mini saipan affair?

i will be backing TANNERY in the taylor stakes at woodbine rocky,an ex irish trained filly

just like that milky bar kid just like that......5/2 winner read and weep.......

u tip up a winner for the Woodbine 20.38 at 20.40?

oz it was on live on atr you swinging hoooooooor ye....i didnt tip it.i told the milky bar kid i backed it.....

20.40 'I WILL be backing it'....future tense...a horse in the 20.38?

E. P. Taylor Stakes Group 1 1m 2f
(3yo+, 1m 2f, 10 runners)
Winner $319,400 2nd $98,900 3rd $49,449 4th $24,650
Surface: Turf
Off:
Off time: 20:42:05

sporting life website just for you ozzie

Seriously, what do you take us for?

do you really want to know what i take you for ozy?i wouldnt have enough room on this thread to write it,you have been well and truly showed up here for what you are a twisted, sick,LONER with nothing better to do than troll strangers on an internet forum....

Well done Richters,a shambolic thread that doesn,t deserve rescuing.

tks pa,ozy has gone very quiet........and ozy i will be backing slumber in the international race at woodbine just to give you enough notice this time......

Chill Dickie, I was only shaking yer Mickie

old pa makes an appearance.did u get yre composure back after i gutted u.

Ozymandius has some cheek accusing Richters of anything especially after timing which is what Ozymandius is famous for.

Ozymandius has progressed though as he has learnt how to spell bestiality even though he doesn't know what it means.

Richters you have destroyed this thread by putting a winner on it as it will be the only one.

Its ridiculous how easy Old pa gets rattled on here.

Ok, Dickster, seeing as u are on a roll of 1, I shall throw a fiver at your selection.

Ah, Il Duce, I see you also are in a seething frenzy

the cambridge graduate didnt realise that the off times for races are published,if he did he would still be accusing me of aftertiming a winner indeed he thought it was christmas when he checked the time of the thread.....and to give abuse to pa lapsy ,the man who put up double figured winners of the grand national and beechers chase plus hundreds of numerous winning threads well is just laughable considering your own recent tipping exploits.....

I was only messin' with ya Dickie, relax.

My Nan also picked the winner of the National.  And, just like Pa, no one paid a blind bit of notice to her selection either.

Thankfully she doesn't keep prattling on about it...

Pa Lapsy has never mentioned it because that's not his style but others have because of the low attention span of the Unholy Trinity.

Rocketfingers even thought the pricing thread reflected badly on Pa Lapsy when it was in fact spectacular both for winners and market reading.

be careful old pa.wildman speaks with forked tongue.ask wr!

The Rock was winding Pa up...do u Old Timers ever get irony or hmuour?  Everyone could see Pa had done well with the pricing.

It was hilarious...he even had Pa eventually admitting that he hadn't actually 'nailed it'...it was a Rock masterclass.

oz even yo a university graduate can see that the rock is mentally challenged.....yeah....like its not rocket science.....

I can,t bring that thread up again Kingrat, tis bad but very funny.

Oy must have done his dough this weekend. bit more nastiness in his posts than usual

This is the new line when caught out,sure twas all humour and irony.

Rocketfingers contribution on that thread was one of trying to curry favour with Paulie Wallnuts and then not quite following the pricing aspect of the thread.

What Grand National winner did your Nan tip up,Tipperary Tim or maybe even Wildmanfromborneo.

Didn,t been "bad" on Wildmans side btw,know your M O is twisting truth.

If you didn't recognise the Rock was on the wind up about the pricing, you must be a bit simple

" The Rock " was deathly serious and is incapable of irony as he doesn't understand it.

I think you have a blind spot with " The Rock " probably because he hero worships you,the man is an unfortunate.

He hadn,t a clue Ozy as well you know,truth twisting again.
Love to know basis you thought the 4 matches not scoring was a bet,surely couldn,t have been a good bet based on historical stats, looked a right lottery bet to me on a wing and prayer and you had no edge whatsoever. What was the reasoning for it?

dj caught that he was messing at the time, if I recall about the only one who did.

Pa, completely a lottery wing and a prayer bet, saw it at 10 to 3, felt like it might be worth a punt, jut instinct had no real idea of what the price should be?  Do you?  It was a bit of FUN.

And of course I covered the loss and turned profit by backing United straight after...not that you would recall that of course

Dickie, how did or hoss go please?

* our

My balance does not appear to be increasing...

1.45 isnt "10 to 3", its 4/9, surely you remember what price you backed it at? No bet at such short odds are "fun"

Ozy and kingtw@t, what a pair of inbreds!

1.45 isnt "10 to 3", its 4/9, surely you remember what price you backed it at?

ten to 3 as in ten minutes before the 3 pm kick offs you simpleton...your knickers are in such a twist to pounce on something it is pathetic

short-odds bets Ozy, no wonder you're in the poorhouse.

And I await your assesment of the true odds?  What price would you have offered me?

Does Freddie K still have the horn for me or has he started discussing other matters as yet?

Lets take 4 games kicking off at 3 next Saturday...what price will u give me and I will have a bet with u?

ozy zero balance + zero bet = zero balance mate....

Its ok, Richters, no need to apologise.  I knew there was little chance of you going 2 from 2.  Only a fiver mate.

Not my thing football generally,the price was 1.45, probably the "true" price, based on historical stats would imagine there is a goal scored in 5 minutes in 4 weeks out of 9, not a bet i,m interested in as can,t see an edge.Whether backing or laying it seems to me your lucky to collect.

I had a feeling you wouldn't take me on.

Just think it,s a dopey bet unless you have 8 low scoring teams,with 4 normal matches you are just relying on pure luck,no appeal whatsoever.

Ozy..There is a cure for Agoraphobia I believe. All is not lost for ya.

It was a gut shot.

You know when it's 3am in a smokey Jazz bar and you see a broad at the other side of the room with a glint in her eye and ass that just won't quit, who you catch looking you up and down.  Do you say to yourself...that's a dopey bet..or do you just go with your gut and go for it.  Well, Pa, do you?  Do you trust your gut?

old pa is still trying to redeem himself i see!

stay within in the realm of reality, Ozy.

Freddie, I hope you are not posting on my account as you know I cannot see what you have to say.

If you are making a contribution unconnected to my good self, then I apologise for having ignored it

If there was a goal scored in 5 minutes in 4 weeks out of 9 then a lay at 4/9 would be very much a value lay.

4/9 equates to 9 positive outcomes as opposed to 4 negatives outcomes and equates to a probability of 69.23%,the inverse of a 9/4 chance which has a probability of 30.76%

Here Ozy, I found another funny pic for ya. Hope ye enjoy it Fantasy boy

lol

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