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Report dj876 October 25, 2013 4:50 PM BST
He had winners up yesterday in his luck 15 at CarlisleWink
Report kingrat October 25, 2013 8:59 PM BST
standby gentlemen,i will be making my move shortly.Wink
Report kingrat October 25, 2013 11:06 PM BST
patience is a virtue gentlemen.standby!Wink
Report pa lapsy October 25, 2013 11:18 PM BST
Standing by, all proceeds to be donated to the Ozymandius nosey neighbour fund is my proposition.
Report dj876 October 25, 2013 11:20 PM BST
Turn on your light Pa.
Report pa lapsy October 25, 2013 11:21 PM BST
Nah, keep em guessin, shure they have nothin else to do.
Report kingrat October 25, 2013 11:29 PM BST
standby old pa,dont u worry chump,the selection will be put up!Wink
Report kingrat October 25, 2013 11:33 PM BST
i am not selfish  old pa,u do understand i have to get on and its solid.btw i would not insult the forum(like yre self) with a shortie.Wink
Report pa lapsy October 25, 2013 11:38 PM BST
Good for you, put proceeds into Ozy,s nosey neighbour fund because i,m giving fook all anyway.
Report Ozymandius October 25, 2013 11:41 PM BST
Lapsy is in a right state tonight, all over the bestiality remarks...sometimes you throw out a gag and it lands a little too close to home for comfort Whoops
Report pa lapsy October 25, 2013 11:44 PM BST
Only you could construe it like that,the correct way of reading things is in fact you are in a state over the holy show you made of yourself on the calling wildman thread.
Report kingrat October 25, 2013 11:46 PM BST
tbh old pa,i am not interested in yre sh1te!all u do is moan and put up loser after loser.to be blunt,u bore the the tits of me!Shocked
Report richters October 25, 2013 11:50 PM BST
More like THE MILKY BAR KID ffs........milky bars are on you rocky......
Report pa lapsy October 25, 2013 11:50 PM BST
Mr animation man is trying to portray an actual thought,hope for ya yet,keep going,looking forward to the reasoning behind this "touch" tomorrow, a wink and a smiley maybe,surprise me.
Report Ozymandius October 25, 2013 11:52 PM BST
Wonks was upset about being cruelly stood up like that, Pa, and its wrong of you to keep reminding people.
Report pa lapsy October 25, 2013 11:55 PM BST
Who is "Wonks"? you,re derogatory term is in direct contradiction to what you are sneakily proposing to be standing up to.
Report kingrat October 25, 2013 11:56 PM BST
ah stop pa will ya,yre a fool and a loser.i am sorry m8 but yre no good to me.all u do, is take up space.noise!interferance!comprendi chump?Shocked
Report Ozymandius October 25, 2013 11:59 PM BST
Pa, do u seriously think that Wonks is somewhere along the spectrum?  I hadn't considered that, I just thought he was a bit slow.
Report pa lapsy October 26, 2013 12:01 AM BST
Did ya? haven,t you fierce meas in yourself?
Report Ozymandius October 26, 2013 12:03 AM BST
Do you feel un
Report Ozymandius October 26, 2013 12:04 AM BST
Don't tell me you hadn't noticed?
Report pa lapsy October 26, 2013 12:08 AM BST
In regard Workrider you are implying he is slow,no don,t agree whatsoever, your behaviour on the calling Wildman thread don,t know what to make of it after several readings,slow might be kind.
Report kingrat October 26, 2013 12:10 AM BST
its all about getting the dough pa and u just dont have it m8,never had it and never will.u can kid yre self all u like but that is the facts of it.yre selections on here over the period of time i have been on here prove it.sorry m8 but facts are facts.
Report pa lapsy October 26, 2013 12:12 AM BST
How have your selections been doing over the period of time i,ve been on here KR, abysmal m8,sad fact wake up.
Report Ozymandius October 26, 2013 12:15 AM BST
Put it this way, I will be backing Ratser's selection tomorrow, Pa.  I can't say the same of yours.

Good night, sheep dreams x
Report pa lapsy October 26, 2013 12:20 AM BST
I won,t be doing yours Ozy, cheerio
Report pa lapsy October 26, 2013 12:23 AM BST
I,d be way too lateWink
Report Rocketfingers October 26, 2013 12:48 AM BST
King these are the type of threads that got you your name king
Report pa lapsy October 26, 2013 12:51 AM BST
Same as yourself with Hudson.
Report Rocketfingers October 26, 2013 1:01 AM BST
I'd say the same about you but the 's' seems to have off pa Wink
Report pa lapsy October 26, 2013 1:07 AM BST
Apologies, that wasn,t right out of me,it is just when i see "the Rock" it,s the first thought that enters the head, shouldn,t have said that to be fair.
Report Kriskin October 27, 2013 1:51 AM BST
TTT
Report pa lapsy October 27, 2013 7:14 PM GMT
The "kid" is full of sh1teShockedLaugh
Report richters October 27, 2013 8:03 PM GMT
the milky bar kid won the 3 quid jackpot in the tuppenny nudger in his local amusement arcade today in ballymun on a day trip with his carer.......WELL DONE ON THE TOUCH ROCKY......MILKY BARS ARE ON YOU..........
Report kingrat October 27, 2013 8:08 PM GMT
relax chumps,i have got all the moves.keep hanging in there.the kid will deliver!Wink
Report richters October 27, 2013 8:09 PM GMT
Thank You SIR MILKY BAR KID......
Report kingrat October 27, 2013 8:14 PM GMT
standby dickie,its a special!Laugh
Report richters October 27, 2013 8:27 PM GMT
make sure big joe and bernie get on first.....
Report kingrat October 27, 2013 8:35 PM GMT
tell us dickie?where do u stand on our mini saipan affair?ShockedShockedWinkWinkLaughLaugh
Report richters October 27, 2013 8:40 PM GMT
i will be backing TANNERY in the taylor stakes at woodbine rocky,an ex irish trained filly
Report richters October 27, 2013 8:45 PM GMT
just like that milky bar kid just like that......5/2 winner read and weep.......
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 8:47 PM GMT
u tip up a winner for the Woodbine 20.38 at 20.40?
Report richters October 27, 2013 8:48 PM GMT
oz it was on live on atr you swinging hoooooooor ye....i didnt tip it.i told the milky bar kid i backed it.....
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 8:50 PM GMT
20.40 'I WILL be backing it'....future tense...a horse in the 20.38?
Report richters October 27, 2013 8:51 PM GMT
E. P. Taylor Stakes Group 1 1m 2f
(3yo+, 1m 2f, 10 runners)
Winner $319,400 2nd $98,900 3rd $49,449 4th $24,650
Surface: Turf
Off:
Off time: 20:42:05

sporting life website just for you ozzie
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 8:51 PM GMT
Seriously, what do you take us for?
Report richters October 27, 2013 8:53 PM GMT
do you really want to know what i take you for ozy?i wouldnt have enough room on this thread to write it,you have been well and truly showed up here for what you are a twisted, sick,LONER with nothing better to do than troll strangers on an internet forum....
Report pa lapsy October 27, 2013 8:54 PM GMT
Well done Richters,a shambolic thread that doesn,t deserve rescuing.
Report richters October 27, 2013 8:56 PM GMT
tks pa,ozy has gone very quiet........and ozy i will be backing slumber in the international race at woodbine just to give you enough notice this time......
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 8:56 PM GMT
LaughLaugh Chill Dickie, I was only shaking yer Mickie
Report kingrat October 27, 2013 8:58 PM GMT
old pa makes an appearance.did u get yre composure back after i gutted u.Laugh
Report wildmanfromborneo October 27, 2013 9:02 PM GMT
Ozymandius has some cheek accusing Richters of anything especially after timing which is what Ozymandius is famous for.

Ozymandius has progressed though as he has learnt how to spell bestiality even though he doesn't know what it means.

Richters you have destroyed this thread by putting a winner on it as it will be the only one.
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 9:02 PM GMT
Its ridiculous how easy Old pa gets rattled on here.

Ok, Dickster, seeing as u are on a roll of 1, I shall throw a fiver at your selection.
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 9:03 PM GMT
Ah, Il Duce, I see you also are in a seething frenzy Laugh
Report richters October 27, 2013 9:10 PM GMT
the cambridge graduate didnt realise that the off times for races are published,if he did he would still be accusing me of aftertiming a winner indeed he thought it was christmas when he checked the time of the thread.....and to give abuse to pa lapsy ,the man who put up double figured winners of the grand national and beechers chase plus hundreds of numerous winning threads well is just laughable considering your own recent tipping exploits.....
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 9:15 PM GMT
I was only messin' with ya Dickie, relax.

My Nan also picked the winner of the National.  And, just like Pa, no one paid a blind bit of notice to her selection either.

Thankfully she doesn't keep prattling on about it...
Report wildmanfromborneo October 27, 2013 9:22 PM GMT
Pa Lapsy has never mentioned it because that's not his style but others have because of the low attention span of the Unholy Trinity.

Rocketfingers even thought the pricing thread reflected badly on Pa Lapsy when it was in fact spectacular both for winners and market reading.
Report kingrat October 27, 2013 9:25 PM GMT
be careful old pa.wildman speaks with forked tongue.ask wr!Laugh
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 9:25 PM GMT
The Rock was winding Pa up...do u Old Timers ever get irony or hmuour?  Everyone could see Pa had done well with the pricing.

It was hilarious...he even had Pa eventually admitting that he hadn't actually 'nailed it'...it was a Rock masterclass.
Report richters October 27, 2013 9:27 PM GMT
oz even yo a university graduate can see that the rock is mentally challenged.....yeah....like its not rocket science.....
Report pa lapsy October 27, 2013 9:30 PM GMT
I can,t bring that thread up again Kingrat, tis bad but very funny.
Report freddiek October 27, 2013 9:31 PM GMT
Oy must have done his dough this weekend. bit more nastiness in his posts than usual
Report wildmanfromborneo October 27, 2013 9:31 PM GMT
This is the new line when caught out,sure twas all humour and irony.

Rocketfingers contribution on that thread was one of trying to curry favour with Paulie Wallnuts and then not quite following the pricing aspect of the thread.

What Grand National winner did your Nan tip up,Tipperary Tim or maybe even Wildmanfromborneo.
Report pa lapsy October 27, 2013 9:33 PM GMT
Didn,t been "bad" on Wildmans side btw,know your M O is twisting truth.
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 9:35 PM GMT
If you didn't recognise the Rock was on the wind up about the pricing, you must be a bit simple Cool
Report wildmanfromborneo October 27, 2013 9:40 PM GMT
" The Rock " was deathly serious and is incapable of irony as he doesn't understand it.

I think you have a blind spot with " The Rock " probably because he hero worships you,the man is an unfortunate.
Report pa lapsy October 27, 2013 9:41 PM GMT
He hadn,t a clue Ozy as well you know,truth twisting again.
Love to know basis you thought the 4 matches not scoring was a bet,surely couldn,t have been a good bet based on historical stats, looked a right lottery bet to me on a wing and prayer and you had no edge whatsoever. What was the reasoning for it?
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 9:51 PM GMT
dj caught that he was messing at the time, if I recall about the only one who did.

Pa, completely a lottery wing and a prayer bet, saw it at 10 to 3, felt like it might be worth a punt, jut instinct had no real idea of what the price should be?  Do you?  It was a bit of FUN.

And of course I covered the loss and turned profit by backing United straight after...not that you would recall that of course Wink
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 9:52 PM GMT
Dickie, how did or hoss go please?
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 9:52 PM GMT
* our
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 9:53 PM GMT
My balance does not appear to be increasing...
Report pa lapsy October 27, 2013 9:57 PM GMT
1.45 isnt "10 to 3", its 4/9, surely you remember what price you backed it at? No bet at such short odds are "fun"
Report soldieroffortune October 27, 2013 9:57 PM GMT
Ozy and kingtw@t, what a pair of inbreds! Laugh
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 10:01 PM GMT
1.45 isnt "10 to 3", its 4/9, surely you remember what price you backed it at?

ten to 3 as in ten minutes before the 3 pm kick offs you simpleton...your knickers are in such a twist to pounce on something it is pathetic Laugh
Report freddiek October 27, 2013 10:02 PM GMT
short-odds bets Ozy, no wonder you're in the poorhouse.
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 10:04 PM GMT
And I await your assesment of the true odds?  What price would you have offered me?
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 10:05 PM GMT
Does Freddie K still have the horn for me or has he started discussing other matters as yet?
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 10:10 PM GMT
Lets take 4 games kicking off at 3 next Saturday...what price will u give me and I will have a bet with u?
Report richters October 27, 2013 10:16 PM GMT
ozy zero balance + zero bet = zero balance mate....
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 10:21 PM GMT
Its ok, Richters, no need to apologise.  I knew there was little chance of you going 2 from 2.  Only a fiver mate.
Report pa lapsy October 27, 2013 10:24 PM GMT
Not my thing football generally,the price was 1.45, probably the "true" price, based on historical stats would imagine there is a goal scored in 5 minutes in 4 weeks out of 9, not a bet i,m interested in as can,t see an edge.Whether backing or laying it seems to me your lucky to collect.
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 10:27 PM GMT
I had a feeling you wouldn't take me on.
Report pa lapsy October 27, 2013 10:31 PM GMT
Just think it,s a dopey bet unless you have 8 low scoring teams,with 4 normal matches you are just relying on pure luck,no appeal whatsoever.
Report freddiek October 27, 2013 10:32 PM GMT
Ozy..There is a cure for Agoraphobia I believe. All is not lost for ya.
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 10:39 PM GMT
It was a gut shot.

You know when it's 3am in a smokey Jazz bar and you see a broad at the other side of the room with a glint in her eye and ass that just won't quit, who you catch looking you up and down.  Do you say to yourself...that's a dopey bet..or do you just go with your gut and go for it.  Well, Pa, do you?  Do you trust your gut?
Report kingrat October 27, 2013 10:39 PM GMT
old pa is still trying to redeem himself i see!ShockedLaugh
Report freddiek October 27, 2013 10:41 PM GMT
stay within in the realm of reality, Ozy.
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 10:46 PM GMT
Freddie, I hope you are not posting on my account as you know I cannot see what you have to say.

If you are making a contribution unconnected to my good self, then I apologise for having ignored it Love
Report dj876 October 27, 2013 10:53 PM GMT
If there was a goal scored in 5 minutes in 4 weeks out of 9 then a lay at 4/9 would be very much a value lay.

4/9 equates to 9 positive outcomes as opposed to 4 negatives outcomes and equates to a probability of 69.23%,the inverse of a 9/4 chance which has a probability of 30.76%
Report Ozymandius October 27, 2013 10:55 PM GMT
Report freddiek October 27, 2013 11:34 PM GMT
Here Ozy, I found another funny pic for ya. Hope ye enjoy it Fantasy boy





Report richters October 27, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
lol
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