Brilliant post by Royal.

I make that Royal Academy 7 Wildman 0

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF FONTWELL ROCKET a cracking little track imo ...I ate at EXETER last year and it was dire , I also ate at Bath WERE I WAS MISTAKEN FOR AN OWNER ...Hard to believe i know , Anyway i'd made my way to the owners and trainers unawares , A woman and her friends came and asked it i mind if they sat beside me i been the gent i am said no problem , I GOT INTO CONVERSATION with them and ordered a meal as we spoke , i was amazed when i gave my order to the waiter he asked me my name , i gave it to him and away he went , i continued my conversation and when my meal arrived the waiter asked my fellow guests if they would like to order , They decided they would , giving her name the woman sitting beside me said , LADY SO AND SO ...NAME WITHHELD IN CASE SHE READS THIS ...She had a horse running in a race worth £1,500.. RIDDEN BY R, HUGHES ...She I SHOULD ADD WAS A PART OF A SYNDICATE ...Mr Hughes proceeded to ride a stinker and the horse was beat a half length carrying a hefty wad of my cash...Oh by the way the food was SUPERB.................................that is a cracking story workrider .....i fancy the english lady still tells the story of the day she met the thick irish pikey at bath..

The last time rocketfingers told us he was at a race meeting in the uk he claimed hunt ball was running that day..........he later told us he made a mistake.