GOLF TERMINOLOGY-not for pc correct peoples.

GOLF  TERMINOLOGY

Ø        A  Paris  Hilton - an expensive  hole

Ø         A Muldoon  -  very very  nasty little 5  footer

Ø        A   Salman Rushdie - an impossible  read

Ø        A Rock   Hudson - thought it was straight, but it  wasn't

Ø        A  Cuban  - needs one more  revolution

Ø        An   Elton John - a big bender that lips the  rim

Ø        An  Adolf  Hitler - two shots in the   bunker

Ø        A   Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the   sand

Ø        A Kate   Moss - bit thin

Ø        A  Gerry  Adams - playing a   Provisional

Ø        A   Rodney King - over-  clubbed

Ø        An O.   J. Simpson - got away with  it

Ø        A  Princess  Grace - should have taken a  driver

Ø        A   Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a  driver

Ø        An   elephant's arse - high and  ****

Ø        A   condom - safe but didn't feel real  good

Ø        A   sister-in-law - up there but I know I shouldn't be