Where was Scoobyknows on Saturday night.

I can confirm he was drinking and playing cards in Horse and Jockey with me,and for further confirmation we were joined by Zipifired at around midnight.A shadowy figure with a flame thrower was seen burning grass beside the winning post at Fairyhouse on Saturday night,when he was accosted by the Nigerian security guard he explained ...just doing final track preparations...the Nigerian went back to his Eastern European colleagues saying...not all Irish are lazy...It definitely was neither Scoobyknows or Zipifired for reasons stated above.

You can't beat the horse and jockey for a nice bowl of soup and the homemade brown bread.

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