Must get this off my chest.

Happened to be in a nightclub about 2 years ago when this stunning looking women approaches me and asks would i like a black russian.I was pretty well on but i must admit to have been very flattered so felt it unwise to refuse.After a while chatting which lead to a canoodle, to my wild surprise she suggested we head for her place for a night of mad passion.At this stage my level of intoxication had increased markedly and what happened subsequently remains very hazy.Apparently i almost passed out when the lady brought me out into the air,she threw me over her shoulder and brought me down a nearby lane.After relieving me off my new corduroys and jockey underpants,she started to perform a sex act on me totally against my will.The next thing i can remember is Sargeant Mullarkey shining his torch down on top of my doodle and the lady in question being whisked away in the back of a white fiesta van.Just last week the girl got 10 years for the offence in question and has subsequently been placed on the sex offenders list.I feel very guilty about the whole thing because i know it may not have been wilfull sexual contact but if i had managed to stay awake im pretty sure id have given her the green light.