My missus jinxed Ireland

97mins: I told her that I'd run to the pub in my boxers if we qualified, and buy her a few vodkas.

101mins: She begins putting on 'mascara'

103mins: Henry handles twice, Gallas scores :_|

120mins: Ireland are out of World Cup

JINX

She informs me that she is available to put on 'mascara' whenever an odds-on away team are leading in the future; a horse is leading and approaching the last at Cheltenham, and when Jedward are about to win X-Factor.