NHS to reward people who walk 30 minutes a day..

Busywithhistool rises at 3pm and is straight online to book his Tesco whoosh!
3 bottles of Tesco plonk and a pot noodle.

rico walks 15 minutes to Kebabskee on Station Road

Kebab Box
Serves 4-6 People.... 1x Chicken Adana, 1x Lamb Adana, 1x Chicken Skewer, 1x lamb Skewer, 1x Chicken Tikka Skewer, Kebab Meat, Any Burger, Any 10" Pizza, Chips, Side Salad, 2x Naan Bread, 1x Chilli Sauce and 1x Garlic Sauce
Meal Deal 3
Any 10" Pizza and any Chicken Parmesan served with salad, chips, chilli and garlic
Mega Mixed Grill Kebab
Selection of marinated and chargrilled skewers served on a bed of doner meat 1x chicken skewer, 1x lamb skewer, 1x lamb adana with salad, naan bread, chilli dip and garlic dip and a choice of either chips or rice.

4 bottles of full fat coke.

walks 15 minutes home.

be looking for his reward

A greggs pasty delivered to his door

phone in one hand, Chicken Tikka Skewer in the other. 

Yeah, i'm calling about the reward ...

Chicken Tikka Skewer in the other.

Never heard it called that before Hulk

And the NHS says those who complete the challenge will then be eligible for rewards - which could include incentives and Free Bets with BetFair

No more Reloading

I'll settle for the Free Bets incentive Nanny, i already do double the NHS target every day

Denise donating free spin packets.
Foxy Bingo there for it.

    Cant see Racingstar qualifying. ??

96% of the forum never leave the house..

lighest ive been since was 21 hulk..eat 6-700 calories 6 days a week..

and punish those who don't .. another step towards the social credit system

Country is weak and daft as a brush……laughing stock of the world.

Multi coloured tent required over the building on the Thames……

Plod force comedy gold.

eye conquer wiv fárty..

It is approx 10 steps from my sofa to what I call the fun cupboard where the booze is stored.

Ill smash those numbers set no drama

I walk 10 hours a day and im putting weight on

my gonads are too heavy for walking , i am one of the 96 %

NO drinking and smoking and just the usual food a day ya be fine

Do you mean that your "Jockey Bashing" posts are made whilst sober,abba

That was advice for others

That's me then. What's the reward? £100 annually similar to Nationwide would be nice. I think the NHS should charge the fatties who've over-indulged in food and drinks. They should help to pay extra even as taxpayers because they'll most likely be using the NHS more than the average joe or harriet.

I d say mostly the people who dont work much use it more, if you re working ya probably not use it much.

The NHS should have set charges at the door of every A+E imo.

Any Narcotic issue £100
Any pretendee MH issue £85
Any silly issue caused by self idiocy £75
Any intoxicated fool being mouthy and aggressive £150
Any waste of NHS time £80

Cant speak the lingo or you pay for the translator on a minute by minute old school pips and the call ends type effort.

Just arrived on these shores and given birth. Returned to Country of origin within 72hrs.


All genuine illnesses, accidents or emergencies cared for as normal.

I need to sign up, I have a Greyhound and Whippet, they would walk all day. They either walk or sleep.

NHS should give you financial credits for the amount of BS some posters put on here, the more BS the more you get. I can talk some pony and would be well paid, however there is probably 1,000 in front of me for top bucks.

You going to cost nhs fortune you only probably getting up now!

That will enthuse idiot lefty cucks like you.  Who STILL think the bloated anachronistic waste of money that is the NHS is somehow A GOOD THING even though not one country in the world has the equivalent of an NHS.

@HoratioNelson04

Excellent post.

@HugoHackienbush

Or as Chico called him "hackenapuss".
Great Marx Bros reference.  Love A DAY AT THE RACES

abba2104 Jul 26 12:42Joined: 02 Apr 25 | Topic/replies: 2,622 | Blogger: abba21's blog
I walk 10 hours a day and im putting weight on

I was thinking to myself what a strange thing to own up to abba, then i realised you had actually written "walk"

Hugo-Hackenbush 03 Jul 26 23:53 
lighest ive been since was 21 hulk..eat 6-700 calories 6 days a week..

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Kudos, htf do you do that? I have more than that in croissant alone.

Dixie

LOL

. The human body cannot get enough protein, fats, vitamins, and minerals from just 600 calories. Over time, this leads to deficiencies that can affect muscles, organs, and immunity.