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(Ring price: 9/2 4/1 7/2 4/1 18/5 7/2 3/1 10/3 3/1 10/3 3/1 11/4 5/2 11/4) SP 11/4


7/2 pays 11/4, bang on the BSP.  Don't see that too often.  does ya ??

16/28 movers won today. where were you ?. where were you ? only amazon drivers and emergency workers work on a bank holiday

Tame nose

AWOL. Friday Saturday Sunday Monday.....4 day easter egg hunt.....

Musta got lost in the maze

£1,834 wants 4.8 about Hes Our Cracker (5.55)

must be the biggest figure to appear in any box, back or lay, all day. 

and there's been a lot of races.  my dosh at 4.9, unsurprising.

£108 x 17 = £1,836

interesting .....

Where was he?

He’s done a 9 to 5 on a Bank Holiday. I hope they’ve given you a day in lieu for it!

first gubbed.  someone's not depositing until Ascot.

£1,834 wants 4.8.... £450 of that was my syndicate. we got some 4.8, some 4.7, a bit of 4.6. sp 4.3 happy days ! another highly profitable day for us with 16 winners from 30 wagers

been here all afternoon kenbo.

i do however take days off.  unlike you, cos you're addicted. 


pmsl

behave yourself tigger, you had to look syndicate up to see how to spell it.

i fancy moving a biggie.  just for you tigger.

610. last race, move it here, move it in the bookies.

state pension.  32.0 

fill boots.

You’ve been on here all day but didn’t start your first thread until 530pm? The gremlins in head wouldn’t allow that to happen!

More like, walk in the door at 5.32pm. Start waffling five minutes later. Carry on until bed time! Rinse, repeat.

29/32

30.0 lay money gone

27/28  pension

26/27 pension

^^^ did ya lissen kenbo ??  did ya fk

26/29

nothing at all in the whole of betfair at 27 or 28.  pmsl

32 to 26

see you're listening now kenbo.  cos you can see i'm moving the prices.  and i told you.

our last 6 winners

4.9 sp 4.6
5.8 sp  5.5
4.1  sp 3.9
5.3  sp 4.8
2.8  sp 2.4
5.5  sp 5.5

if our £450 only moves the price 0.2-0.4 how much are you staking ? genuine question.

bsp 29

never went above 32.0 for a second after i posted.

no stream available.  last price matched 980.0 suggest the gamble ("gamble") on state pension has floundered. 

what you got to ask yourself kenbo isn't how did i know, what you got to ask yourself is how do i always know. 

and if you want a 10k donation to the IJF i'll post some of my bets, from this afternoon.  all afternoon.

made a cnt of yourself again.  sozzy

06-Apr-26
16:45:38    16:40 Kempton
Final Night - Win
Betfair Bet ID 1:4245765xxxxx | Placed: 06-Apr-26 16:33:36    Lay    2.09    100.00    --    109.00
100.00
Won

post receipt of donation kenbo.  thanks in advance.

The most deluded person ever to post on here, that's some achievement imho

Forget the IJF. I’m sure the £10k would be better in your bank!

I do like it when you’re happy to post selective bets though. It speaks volumes.

06-Apr-26
14:59:09    14:55 Kempton
Devils Advocate - Win
Betfair Bet ID 1:4245483xxxxx | Placed: 06-Apr-26 14:48:08    Lay    3.25    70.00    --    157.50
70.00
Won

how many more you want ?  i got plenty.

He got home at 4.30pm then!!

All of them please. Last three months while you’re at it?

you tried to call me out.  look at the state you're in. 

i'm too good for you kenbo, you know that, think twice before attempting to have a go. 

maybe think "what happened last time" ....

He got home at 4.30pm then!!

looks like it was 2:48

How about the back and lay for the horse in the opening post? Back at 4.7, lay at 3.75?

Crossed posts there, obviously.

Still not difficult to place a bet while at work though.

06-Apr-26
13:53:26    13:45 Kempton
Rogue Messiah - Win
Betfair Bet ID 1:4245346xxxxx | Placed: 06-Apr-26 13:41:18    Lay    4.60    17.00    --    61.20
17.00
Won

or was it 1:41

i'm confused kenbo.  the bets seem to suggest i been here all afternoon.  but you're such a fking know it all i couldn't possibly have been.

unless ya guessing.  are ya guessing kenbo.  are you a guesser ??

That must’ve been your toilet break! Any more?

How about the back and lay for the horse in the opening post? Back at 4.7, lay at 3.75?

made a right cnt of yourself.  didn't you. 

anyway, happy easter pmsl

How about the back and lay for the horse in the opening post? Back at 4.7, lay at 3.75?

Posting a few selective bets only makes a cooont out of the person doing it.

If you could post something hitting to shut me up it would’ve been done in a flash.

I think that one will take him a while to whip up, Dave!

they're all timestamped.  but i wasn't here.  according to you.
you can be on here, but not on the forum.  are you aware of this ?

you can't cos this is ya life.  nothing wrong with that, also nothing wrong with choosing not to come on. 
place is like a morgue anyway, mainly due to cnts like you having a pop at anything that moves.

I didn’t know that!

Is it possible to place a few bets on here while you’re at work?

Also I notice that two of your lays shortened and one drifted - I thought you said the bf traders always stopped you trading out?

I think a lot of my posts towards you are congratulatory? Often along the lines of…. Well done, Hulk, you must be making fortunes!

and when someone tells you whats going on, and more or less proves it, you get all defensive and we get the dealer giving it oooh, here comes the biggest fantasist ever on here. 

the same fantasist that puts up 12 movers and 11 are correct.  ohhh, the fantasist is right again.  what a fantasist. 

you're so committed to paudy not being involved on here it's fkng laughable. 

try going into a casino and getting red or black right 11 times out of 12.  good luck.

can you point me in the direction of the report which shows he's not ball deep in every market.

i must have missed that investigation.

You don’t back them though. You go in several ticks higher and then don’t get on.

Back them at the price on offer, then let Paddy shorten them, then get out.

I assume we won’t see a back and lay for Hittheheadlines?

It's all smoke and mirrors, plenty posted after they have moved. You say shorten, they drift first then shorten you claim it. You say shorten, it shortens then drifts you claim it and vice versa with the said drifters.
How can all those £108's possibly be all his, with nothing from no one else. You have the holy grail allegedly but often start threads guessing 14 runner handicaps.
All those bets posted today will have a matched win bet with them

Post the £70,k win from a few months back and I'll be a believer.

Plenty more if you want

You have posted the same stuff for years and paddy are quite happy to let you do it, do you not think thats strange ??

You posted 35 times on a thread without a reply, do you not think that is odd behaviour??

No one says he doesn't play these markets but I'm a million sure, your bets didn't move the markets at Cheltenham

If you had access to everyone’s betting accounts, I don’t think Hulk would be the man he’d choose to undercut every time! Surely he’d just sit back and follow him in!!

Anyway you charge on with the crusade, for my own sanity I'll just block your posts and we both can live happy ever after

Yes kenbo you would think so,

He’s batsh11t crazy!

Think I might say my goodbyes for the night. Good luck on the USA stuff, Hulk!

theres greyhounds til 21.46 too

He is as mad as a box of frogs

If you dont believe paudy is up to something with the 108s then ...

You believe that when I went to lay under 4.5 goals in that Swiss woman's football match or whatever it was.  Very obscure anyway. 

It was "pure coincidence" that £108 popped up one tick lower. 

You believe that ?? Seriously ? 

And if it popped up there.  Its popping up on the horses too, better believe it.

It's just harder to spot.  But its there.
And its not just me.  Never said it was.
But its there.  If you're backing and laying the same horse the £108's will be there to attempt to block the trade.

Makes sense.  He doesn't want you doing that.  I get it.

But it impacts the prices.  Thats the issue.

(Ring price: 22/1 20/1 22/1 20/1) SP 20/1

Pension

Not a biggie by any means.  But you could argue its 20's to 25's if I didnt decide i wanted to make paudy move it here (32 to 26).  So are the sp's reflective of a horses chances of success, or a reflection of paudy injecting money (£108, multiples thereof) into markets on here using information only he has access to in order to guard against trading ?