Acey & Dickster

Aceform is a two bob ponce with plenty to say on every subject.
I will never be dictated to by anybody.
Anyone want to Lay Old Park Star?

uptheirons 22 Feb 26 16:51 
The only bets I have ever posted on here are those I stated  I had and was challenged by cretins.
I don't go in for,"My todger is bigger than yours" statements.

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errrrr, yes you do, most days. Probably every day tbh.

uptheirons 21 Feb 26 21:19 
Acey,you must be seething that you are a potless,clueless guesser whilst others actually win.

Just one example from this thread.

a tad over there sunshine. its 9/4

The race is nearly three weeks away,Busy.
If it doesn't run I will lose but will be prepared to do so.
I was only stating facts regarding Aceform,saddo/thicko

Couldn’t have the horse in a million tbh…..

Imo.

im sure aceform offers nrnb

That is the utter bullshat the Two Bobber posts daily.
Stick up the Lay at 4.0 anybody?

instead of your p&l how about a pic of your todger or shall i put up the one i have?

dicpics now commonplace. ask any lady

formoftheace • February 22, 2026 5:31 PM GMT
Couldn’t have the horse in a million tbh…..

Typical of the Sweaty Two Boober who wouldn't Lay an egg

you saying hes not a chicken?

He is a  Grade A potless,motormouth,Busy.
Simple as that really

BTW,that water is going to be really cold,Busy

i know. it takes a long time to warm up but ive backed meself into a corner by giving it large to my mate m and he called my bluff so im going to suffer horribly

1st visit this year. there will be 80% wimmin in there as well so even more humiliation awaits

The Spuds are getting battered at home by the Gunners.
My cup runneth over

wanted lpool to pose today to enhance the chance of your mob going down but apparently they fluked a win

no doubt you will escape 

No doubt at all,Busy

No takers for my Supreme bet?

So the self certified lifetime winner has managed to avoid posting any proof and now wants someone to lay him £3000/£1000 a horse that can currently be laid at 3.4? I think we have a new contender for the Clown League.
IMHO 99.5% of those that ridicule most of the forum but then refuse to proof any of their own lifetime profits simply haven't got one to post.

Neither you or anybody else dictates to me Hugo.
I will happily take 3/1 about a possible non runner with three weeks to go but do not expect to be matched.
Have you posted your lifetime P&L?

He hasn't been giving it the big un about his winnings, you have.

uptheirons • February 22, 2026 11:18 AM GMT
Do you make a living  a living from horse racing  top2?
I do

If that is your idea of giving it large you are mistaken,saddo/thicko

www.wofflers.com

acey deucy Joined: 29 Sep 02
I really hope he runs but the horse is a shadow of his former self ffs.......You people getting excited aboUt fack all....Proper Mugs the lot of ye lmfaro.

acey deucy 17 Feb 26 21:44
Best Hurdler in my Lifetime but dem Days long gawn ffs.

slickster 18 Feb 26 23:13
Horse won't know what hit him. This race is all wrong for him on so many fronts.

slickster 19 Feb 26 10:28
The race is tomorrow frico not today. Plenty of time to decide how to play it. Mr Henderson and Buckley should retire him. Too old for the flat.

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 09:17
He would lap this lot in his Pomp but like i have said he is a shadow of his former self....Lay like yer life depends oan it lads and dont forget tay thank me.

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 12:20
Drifted to 9-4.....Acey moves Markets.....Keep hittin that lay button lads

lest we forget....pi$$ing my pants at the forum clowns..

Whilst Rico is changing his underwear, Lest we forget the pictorial balls-up shown below.  Fancy forgetting to close the 4th tab, the 'GayPorn@GayMaleTube' tab. 

wd, Rico you must have made loads, poast ya bets.

acey deucy Joined: 29 Sep 02
I really hope he runs but the horse is a shadow of his former self ffs.......You people getting excited aboUt fack all....Proper Mugs the lot of ye lmfaro.

acey deucy 17 Feb 26 21:44
Best Hurdler in my Lifetime but dem Days long gawn ffs.

slickster 18 Feb 26 23:13
Horse won't know what hit him. This race is all wrong for him on so many fronts.

slickster 19 Feb 26 10:28
The race is tomorrow frico not today. Plenty of time to decide how to play it. Mr Henderson and Buckley should retire him. Too old for the flat.

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 09:17
He would lap this lot in his Pomp but like i have said he is a shadow of his former self....Lay like yer life depends oan it lads and dont forget tay thank me.

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 12:20
Drifted to 9-4.....Acey moves Markets.....Keep hittin that lay button lads

this idiot now bragging hw won the tipping comp...pmsl how?

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 12:20
Drifted to 9-4.....Acey moves Markets.....Keep hittin that lay button lads

aceys total lay was hab sol lute tele fck hall

slickster 19 Feb 26 10:28
The race is tomorrow frico not today. Plenty of time to decide how to play it. Mr Henderson and Buckley should retire him. Too old for the flat.

won 10L on the snaff...abso pi$$ing my pants..dickster the forum clown.

This thread has turned into a cesspit and toxic for the usual trolls. I wonder why they bother behaving in a narcissistic manner.

As Lord Byron said, self praise is no praise ar all.

dickster & acey.

hinge & bracket.

Stephen & Harold - Byron knows! 

slickster Joined: 29 May 02
Replies: 793020 Feb 26 20:29 
Jesus how hard can this be for you to understand??? A simple question. How many more flat races will he run In??? ZERO is the answer. Tonight told us NOTHING.





Oops !!

dickster is a guessing fantasist...be back when he's finished trapesing round dublin.

Apart from last Friday night I don't recall any other flat races he ran in.

slickster Feb 26 20:29
Jesus how hard can this be for you to understand??? A simple question. How many more flat races will he run In???

looks like a few pending.

slickster 19 Feb 26 10:28
The race is tomorrow frico not today. Plenty of time to decide how to play it. Mr Henderson and Buckley should retire him. Too old for the flat.

won 10L on the snaff...abso pi$$ing my pants..dickster the forum clown.

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 09:17
He would lap this lot in his Pomp but like i have said he is a shadow of his former self....Lay like yer life depends oan it lads and dont forget tay thank me.

acey laid abso folk hall.

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 12:20
Drifted to 9-4.....Acey moves Markets.....Keep hittin that lay button lads

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acey deucy24 Feb 26 10:28
Listen and listen good.....There is not a snowballs chance in hell that C.H will run in The Champion Hurdle Whe it comes to the crunch Henderson and the owner will realise that there is just to much to lose.Reputation respect it all goes out the window if the worst was to happen.......Now come back and say Acey was right when you hear he will not ever jump another obstacle in public.

Wiz i right or rang?

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 09:17
He would lap this lot in his Pomp but like i have said he is a shadow of his former self....Lay like yer life depends oan it lads and dont forget tay thank me.

thank you 😆

telling folks that whilst not laying 1p yourself..you fkn silly potless mug.😆

You think The McCanns Helped dispose of young Madelines body ydc how can anybody possibly take you seriously?

I thought that wid shut ye right up pal.

🆗 ydc 😆

Nobody in there right mind bar you and a couple of other nutters think the McCanns helped to dispose of Madeleine's body.

Rico-Dangleflaps18 Sep 24 22:07Joined: 07 Sep 18 | Topic/replies: 50,271 | Blogger: Rico-Dangleflaps's blog
maddie went awol
they said abducted
all contrived as evidence to the contrary.

no-one knows for sure where her body went..but 100% they disposed of it.....Ysdc.

Do you still think that rico?

Cat got yer tongue son?

maddie went awol
they said abducted
all contrived as evidence to the contrary.

no-one knows for sure where her body went..but 100% they disposed of it...

Good God man i feel sorry for you.

Acey has done well to change the subject of him being a clueless bluffer to the disappearance of a suspected murder

Saturday, 10 October 2009
The statement of Dr Katherine Zacharias Gaspar made to Leicestershire Police on 16 May 2007:

"I give this declaration in relation to the McCANN family who are currently in Portugal. The McCANN family is composed of Gerry McCANN, his wife, Kate McCANN and their three children, Madeleine, aged 4, and Sean and Amelie, who are twins and 3 years of age. As is abundantly clear, Madeleine is not with her family presently, and has been missing for the last two weeks.

“I will start by explaining that I am married to Arul Savio Gaspar and we have two daughters. I have been married to Savio for 11 years. We met when we were working together in Exeter about 14 years ago [1993]. I am a General Practitioner as was my husband. He continues to be a General Practitioner but is also a specialist.

"To explain how we know the McCann family, I would say that my husband knows Kate, as they both attended the University of Dundee between 1987 and 1992. At the time, Kate was known by the name of Kate Healey. I met Kate and Gerry on the occasion of their wedding around 1998 in Liverpool. Both Savio and I went to the wedding because Savio was an old friend of Kate; we were both invited to the event. From what I know, Savio did not know Gerry McCann before they married. From that time on, we met as friends, probably about three times a year and we would spend the weekend together

“I would say we got to be close friends of Gerry and Kate. I remember that in 2002 or 2003, Savio and I spent a weekend with Gerry and Kate in Devon. We maintain contact with each other by 'phone. In 2002 or 2003 Savio and I were living in the Birmingham area and the McCanns were then in Leicester. In September 2005 Savio, me and 'A' [name of first child] (who was around one year and a half) holidayed in Majorca, with Kate, Gerry, Madeleine (who was about 2½ years old) and the twins, Sean and Amelie, who were only a few months old. I was pregnant with 'B' [name of second child]. There were also other friends of Kate and Gerry with us there. There was a couple, Dave and Fiona (the Paynes, I think). I believe they were married and had a daughter around one year old called Lily. I remember Fiona was pregnant on that holiday.

"There was another couple on the vacation: C_____ and D_____, whose surname I can't remember. They had two boys (three years and one year old respectively) whose names I don't remember. I did not know either of these two families before this holiday. I think it was Dave Payne who organized the trip and we stayed in a big house in Majorca. We were there for one week whilst the McCanns and the Paynes stayed for two weeks. I C_____ and D_____ believe and their two sons also stayed for one week.

"It was fun during the first two or three days. Probably around the fourth or fifth day there was an incident that stuck in my mind. I say this because I have thought about the particular incident I am about to describe many times since then.

"One night, when all the adults, that is, from those couples I have mentioned above, were all sitting around on a patio outside the house where we were all staying. We had been eating and drinking 'Berbers'.
I was sitting between Gerry and Dave and I thought both were talking about Madeleine. I can't remember the conversation in its entirety, but they seemed to be discussing a particular scenario. I remember Dave saying to Gerry something about 'she', meaning Madeleine, 'would do this'.

"While he mentioned the word 'this', Dave was doing the action of sucking one of his fingers, pushing it in and out of his mouth, while with his other hand he was doing a circle around his nipple, with a circular movement around his clothes. This was done in a provocative way. There seemed to be an explicit insinuation about what he was saying and doing. I remember being shocked by that. I always felt it was something very weird and that it was not something anyone should say or do. I looked at Gerry, and also at Dave, to gauge their reactions.

“I looked around as if saying: “Did anyone else hear that, or was it just me?”. The conversations stopped for a moment, then we all started conversing again. Furthermore, I remember Dave doing the same thing on another occasion. In saying this, I want to mention once again that it was during a conversation in which he was talking about an imaginary scenario, although I'm not sure. He again stuck one of his fingers in and out of his mouth and with the other hand he once again drew a circle around his nipple in a provocative and sexual way. I think he was referring to the way she, that is, his daughter Lily, would behave or what she would do. I think he did this later during this same holiday, but I'm not sure.

"The only time since then that I have been in the company of Dave and Fiona was several weeks after the holidays, when Savio and I met Gerry, Kate, Dave and Fiona in a restaurant in Leicester. I'm sure that he said what he said and made the gestures I have related, but [the second time] it could have happened in the restaurant in Leicester, although I do think it was in Majorca that I heard Dave say and do this for the second time. After the second occasion [when he made these gestures] I took it's more serious.

“I remember thinking whether he would look at my daughter and other little girls in a different way than I or others do in particular. I did this [stay hear the bathroom when Dave was bathing the children] quite obviously because hearing what he said had troubled me and I didn't trust him bathing 'A' [our first child].

“When I heard Dave say this for the second time, it reinforced what I had already been thinking about his thoughts about little girls. During our stay in Majorca, Dave and his wife Fiona and their daughter Lily used to take Madeleine with them for the day in order that Kate and Gerry could rest a bit and had time just for the twins. I wasn't worried about Madeleine's safety, because Fiona and [another female adult] were there, as well as Dave. As already referred to, I was only with Dave and Fiona on one occasion, after [we were on holiday together in] Majorca. And I have not spoken to them at all since that time. Recently, we have seen the McCann family on occasions. These occasions coincide with the children's birthdays – a time when we all get together.

"The first time I heard the terrible news regarding the disappearance of Madeleine McCann on the radio, my thoughts raced immediately to Dave. I asked Savio if Dave was also on holiday with the McCanns in Portugal, but he didn't know. I watched TV to catch the coverage of the news and eventually discovered that Dave was there with the McCanns.

"Then I saw him on TV a few days after Madeleine disappeared. I therefore believed that he was on holiday with the McCanns in Portugal. Today, Wednesday May 16, 2007, at 3.40pm, I have given Detective Constable Brewer a page containing 2 photographic images. I am going to reference these images as: Ref KZG/1). I consent that these may be issued as required [by the police]. All these photographs were taken during our holidays in Majorca. In the photographs, Dave is wearing a white T-shirt and the woman in the photograph is his wife Fiona. The man that is holding the cup of wine in the photograph is _____”.

That statement of Dr Katherine Gaspar alone is very concerning. I now turn to a statement made by Dr Katherine Gaspar's husband, Dr Arul Savio Gaspar, also made on the same day:

"I make this statement in relation to the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. I currently work as a General Practitioner at St Clements Surgery, Birmingham, where I have been employed for the last nine years. Madeleine is the daughter of Kate and Gerry McCann and we are friends of the family. I have known Kate since 1987, when we met at Dundee Medical School, and became friends. We have remained in touch all this time and meet up three or four times a year. We often talk on the 'phone or email each other. When we first became friends in 1987, she was still known as Kate Healy; this remained so until she married Gerry at the end of the 1990s.

“Kate and I completed our medical degrees in 1992, when we each carried on with our lives, once we had begun our careers. After I finished my degree, I started my career in Exeter, and I think Kate went to Glasgow. I only met up with Kate again in 1997 or 1998. At that moment I was married to Katherine. We had both been invited to attend Kate and Gerry's wedding.

"After their wedding we lost contact and I think they went to New Zealand. We only met up again in 2001 in Birmingham. The couple visited us in the house where we then lived, in ______, and this was the first time I had ever talked to Gerry. I think that at that time Kate and Gerry were living in Queniborough, Leicestershire. From 2001 until 2005, we were in regular contact with each other and often visited each other's homes.

"We planned a holiday together for the first week of September 2005 in Majorca, together with three other couples including Kate and Gerry. We didn't know the other two couples; they were both friends of Kate and Gerry's. We had never met them before. All of us had children. When we went on this holiday we had one daughter, 'A', aged 18 months. Kate and Gerry had three children, Madeleine – almost two – and the twins, who were six months old [NOTE: Madeleine was 2¼ in September 2005].

The other couples were Fiona and David Payne and their daughter Lily who was one year old and ______ and ______ who had two boys aged three and one. I do not remember the surname of ______ and ______ nor the names of their children. Katherine and I had booked the holiday for one week and the McCanns and the other two couples had booked for two weeks. We stayed together in a large villa. We all arrived at the villa separately.

"During the period we stayed at the villa I remember a gesture made by David Payne. I do not remember the context of the conversation between David and Gerry, but I do seeing David use his left index finger to rub his nipple, using circular movements, whilst he put his right index finger into his mouth, touching his tongue. This happened during a meal, at the end of the day, in the villa. I do not remember the time or the date, but we would usually dine between 7.30pm and 9.00pm every day I think this happened in the middle of the holiday.

"I remember that when I saw this gesture, I immediately thought it to be in very bad taste, regardless of the context of the conversation they were having. We were sitting around a white plastic table in the villa. I don't know if anyone else saw the gesture, apart from my wife Katherine. After this gesture, we did not notice any others and as far as I know, the gesture was not repeated. We never commented on this gesture during the rest of the holiday and I thought no more about it.

"I can describe Dave as a Caucasian male 5' 10" tall, and of a medium complexion. He had brown hair and used glasses or contact lenses depending on the circumstances. I can say that Dave was a pleasant person. I do not remember him having any unusual characteristics.

During the holidays Dave never behaved in an inappropriate manner with Madeleine or with any of the other children. Dave was popular with the children and I took this to be because he was a close friend to the family.

“I never distrusted Dave. After the holidays there was one occasion when we were with Kate and Gerry and Fiona and Dave were also present. That was in a restaurant in Leicester in 2005. I do not remember the name of the restaurant. We had a pleasant evening, just the three couples without the children. I do not remember Dave having behaved inappropriately on this occasion. We have not spoken to Dave or Fiona since December 2005, only due to their being friends of Kate and Gerry [rather than ourselves], not for any other reason. The last time I saw Kate, Gerry, Madeleine, Sean and Amelie was in March 2007 when they came to our house for the first birthday celebration of my daughter 'B'.

"On the morning of May 4th [2007], Katherine saw the news about Madeleine on television. We were very shocked and worried given that they were close friends. It was during the days following the news of the abduction that we discovered that Fiona and David Payne were also with them in Portugal. It was at this moment that Katherine showed concern at the gesture made by Dave in Majorca in 2005. Katherine remembered that when Dave made the gesture, he was referring to Madeleine.

I only remember that Katherine saw the gesture at the time I had forgotten the episode, it was never the subject of conversation. At the time I did not feel the gesture was referring to Madeleine

"It was fun during the first two or three days. Probably around the fourth or fifth day there was an incident that stuck in my mind. I say this because I have thought about the particular incident I am about to describe many times since then.

"One night, when all the adults, that is, from those couples I have mentioned above, were all sitting around on a patio outside the house where we were all staying. We had been eating and drinking 'Berbers'.
I was sitting between Gerry and Dave and I thought both were talking about Madeleine. I can't remember the conversation in its entirety, but they seemed to be discussing a particular scenario. I remember Dave saying to Gerry something about 'she', meaning Madeleine, 'would do this'.

"While he mentioned the word 'this', Dave was doing the action of sucking one of his fingers, pushing it in and out of his mouth, while with his other hand he was doing a circle around his nipple, with a circular movement around his clothes. This was done in a provocative way. There seemed to be an explicit insinuation about what he was saying and doing. I remember being shocked by that. I always felt it was something very weird and that it was not something anyone should say or do. I looked at Gerry, and also at Dave, to gauge their reactions.

“I looked around as if saying: “Did anyone else hear that, or was it just me?”. The conversations stopped for a moment, then we all started conversing again. Furthermore, I remember Dave doing the same thing on another occasion. In saying this, I want to mention once again that it was during a conversation in which he was talking about an imaginary scenario, although I'm not sure. He again stuck one of his fingers in and out of his mouth and with the other hand he once again drew a circle around his nipple in a provocative and sexual way. I think he was referring to the way she, that is, his daughter Lily, would behave or what she would do. I think he did this later during this same holiday, but I'm not sure.

acey..do not try and get involved in something you have absolutely no knowledge of becos you just end up making a knt of yourself...capiche?

this picture was taken within days of Madeleine going missing..they claim abducted by paedophiles...is this really how normal devastated parents show their grief?

rico get some help ffs buddy.

acey..do not try and get involved in something you have absolutely no knowledge of becos you just end up making a knt of yourself...capiche?

"One night, when all the adults, that is, from those couples I have mentioned above, were all sitting around on a patio outside the house where we were all staying. We had been eating and drinking 'Berbers'.
I was sitting between Gerry and Dave and I thought both were talking about Madeleine. I can't remember the conversation in its entirety, but they seemed to be discussing a particular scenario. I remember Dave saying to Gerry something about 'she', meaning Madeleine, 'would do this'.

"While he mentioned the word 'this', Dave was doing the action of sucking one of his fingers, pushing it in and out of his mouth, while with his other hand he was doing a circle around his nipple, with a circular movement around his clothes. This was done in a provocative way. There seemed to be an explicit insinuation about what he was saying and doing. I remember being shocked by that. I always felt it was something very weird and that it was not something anyone should say or do. I looked at Gerry, and also at Dave, to gauge their reactions.

have you read the above acey dopey? they were at it.

acey & dickster

little & large

pair o knts

acey deucy 25 Mar 26 15:44
Best Hurdler in my Lifetime but dem Days long gawn ffs.Lay for all you have.

slickster 25 Mar 26 15:46
I agree,Horse won't know what hit him. This race is all wrong for him on so many fronts.Lay till your nose bleeds.

Another one of those falsified copy, edit & paste jobs from Rico.

At least he avoided the mistake he made yesterday namely editing and putting tomorrow's date in instead of today's.

do you want a c&p lifetime to compare?

oh soz..ewe dont bet

Top2 lmfaro.

t2r & acey

dean martin & jerry lee lewis.

Time fur yer bed pal.

slickster 25 Mar 26 16:03
7.30 Kempton.  Instead of ploughing in on Constitution hill at 1-6, you back the 1 to beat 2 forecast. This ensures the guts of 4-6 8-11 odd. Profits need to be maximised. 4-6 sounds better than 1-6 to me. Easy dollars.

Angela Rebecchi 25 Mar 26 20:07
2.3 it was on here, hope you got on

slickster 25 Mar 26 21:32
Angela I rarely bet on here. Not playing against the green bots chasing my tail.


trapesing the streets of dublin betting f/c's at 4/5 whilst siting in your own home its available at 2.3..of course ewe needs funds to be able to bet on here...
Díckster..probably the greatest fantasist currently in the forum now that toibymugs went awol...#WAC  😆

acey deucy 12 Apr 26 18:44
wont win again on flat,mark way to high

slickster 12 Apr 26 18:46
cudnt agree more acey,will be laying it till my nose bleeds.

Does the Dickster actually bet on BF?

jussed in demo mode..prefers trapesing round Dublin high st on fantasy Island.

Fake News pal.

Acey,the cretin that wants to ban 2YO Races

Aye.

pity bf didnt ban people with zero funds..at least we'd be rid of these 2 nobbers.

I am making plent betting on Tennis and Boxing.....Betting on Horses is an absolute fakin mugs game.

Agreed and a  good few more would go (Delbert being top of the list)

Care to post any proof of that,Acey?

I thought not

Dead fakin right he is wac.

acey deucy 16 Feb 26 18:44
I really hope he runs but the horse is a shadow of his former self ffs.......You people getting excited aboUt fack all....Proper Mugs the lot of ye lmfaro.

acey deucy 17 Feb 26 21:44
Best Hurdler in my Lifetime but dem Days long gawn ffs.

slickster 18 Feb 26 23:13
Horse won't know what hit him. This race is all wrong for him on so many fronts.

slickster 19 Feb 26 10:28
The race is tomorrow frico not today. Plenty of time to decide how to play it. Mr Henderson and Buckley should retire him. Too old for the flat.

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 09:17
He would lap this lot in his Pomp but like i have said he is a shadow of his former self....Lay like yer life depends oan it lads and dont forget tay thank me.

acey deucy 20 Feb 26 12:20
Drifted to 9-4.....Acey moves Markets.....Keep hittin that lay button lads

lest we forget...

wd acey & dickster CLICK HERE for free BANANA

As already stated he should be retired. Hurdles gone. Can't run on summer flat ground. He's 9. Wd slick.

slickster 18 Feb 26 23:13
Horse won't know what hit him. This race is all wrong for him on so many fronts.

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Hey Rico, how do you do those mini-emojis?

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3 non betting forumites in attendance.

dickster,acey and t2r.

You need some new material Rico not that same old, same old.



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slickster 19 Feb 26 10:28
The race is tomorrow frico not today. Plenty of time to decide how to play it. Mr Henderson and Buckley should retire him. Too old for the flat.

classic    😆