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Not to mention, Colder Gambling Week. It's distinctly parky outside.
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Dear Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Please don't tax us. We love punters really.
Signed, the bookies.
PS no I can't give you a price, the terminal's over there between the FOBTs.
Please don't tax us. We love punters really.
Signed, the bookies.
PS no I can't give you a price, the terminal's over there between the FOBTs.
Dear Rachel,
Trying to balance a book is so last century - but if you are determined to try:
If you don't tax us, we'd be willing to give you a lend of some of our software that could solve all of your problems.
The software will enable you to profile, identify and target a huge number of people that are very susceptible to being fleeced.
RSVP to: The Society for the Protection (& Proliferation) of The Wheels & Reels.
Trying to balance a book is so last century - but if you are determined to try:
If you don't tax us, we'd be willing to give you a lend of some of our software that could solve all of your problems.
The software will enable you to profile, identify and target a huge number of people that are very susceptible to being fleeced.
RSVP to: The Society for the Protection (& Proliferation) of The Wheels & Reels.
Betflimpers & Roguebook are both insisting that all addicts 
(I mean clients) wear a condom whilst playing the new "Who's The Daddy" slots game.
(I mean clients) wear a condom whilst playing the new "Who's The Daddy" slots game.
Talking about woke.
Just had a card flier posted through the door inviting me to see Father and MRS CHRISTMAS turn on the village tree lights.
wtf is going on in these peoples heads?
Just had a card flier posted through the door inviting me to see Father and MRS CHRISTMAS turn on the village tree lights.
wtf is going on in these peoples heads?
The new software at RobUblind.com can identify both a safe height and safe heat for optimum gameplay.
Men playing roulette up ladders and women playing slots near a hot stove - will automatically be redirected to safer spinning environments.
Men playing roulette up ladders and women playing slots near a hot stove - will automatically be redirected to safer spinning environments.
show your bank statements - wheres your money come from - deposit limits - limit your time - bla bla bla
now heres 10 free spins on the slots something you've never been on or had an interest in but we will try n get you hooked.
now heres 10 free spins on the slots something you've never been on or had an interest in but we will try n get you hooked.
Get_U_Hooked_On_Slots.com (the ethical Bingo site), they're a "community" not a gambling company don't you know - have installed some new Bingo Callers for the week.
The new calls will include:
10) Number Ten - Deposit again.
80) Eight and Blank - You've done your bank.
34) Ask for more - we're breaking the law.
17) Dancing Queen - sell your spleen.
30) Dirty Gertie - Lost your shirtie.
44) Droopy Draws - we want what's yours.
61) Six and one - You've been well done.
On it's own.... - You've lost your home.
The new calls will include:
10) Number Ten - Deposit again.
80) Eight and Blank - You've done your bank.
34) Ask for more - we're breaking the law.
17) Dancing Queen - sell your spleen.
30) Dirty Gertie - Lost your shirtie.
44) Droopy Draws - we want what's yours.
61) Six and one - You've been well done.
On it's own.... - You've lost your home.
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