Open Golf anybody see any good bets?

Well done 1tp.  You picked him and I suggested that no World No. 1 had won it in 20 odd years.
Yo the man.
And I’m green and happy.

Hey poncho.  Remember that guy you swore would miss the cut and share a taxi to the airport with Brooks?
He’s lying third old son.
Funny old game sinner.

poncho currently at the range LH, working on his Sally Gunnell, or the shot known in the game as an ugly runner

i just took the 11 to 2,s a few times to cover my other bets and  win a few £, youve basically got have a few £ on as a saver at least every week if he,s 4,s or bigger,i,m more interested in alberg finishing in front of svenson to land my 5 to 2 double at the moment alberg/matsy, he,s currently level at 7 under with svenson in the hutch

.. W'O' Scottie ...

Bryson Dechambeau. 160 on here.

fook me thats gone alberg dropped 5 shots in 2 holes .alberg is so spursey itsv untrue

Good luck with it 1tp.
Horatio.  You are a lovely man. 

sheff looks like going 5  and 6 on par 5,s and still further ahead than he started

ok 5 / 5 scrambling,s unreal

Impression. time.
Who is this?

“I’m a Cat 1 golfer and you choppers haven’t got a clue”.

Poncho has done a runner.  He can dish it but not take it seems.
Currently lurking on the GAA thread.
Poor wee scone.

Well you have displayed a severe lack of ability
Over a vast range of sport,  amongst other things
You are a total genetic fcuk up tbh

poncho raging at his preply course failure...You cal always re sit it ponch

ponchoslament 20 Jul 25 16:12 
My mrs is a paddy, she calls them muck savages. The Irish are a very fair people
They never speak well of each other



You have a Mrs.....pray tell....What is her handicap?

Is it Geography?

Wouldn't be History would it?

What courses in London has she played?

Does she play tennis?

if rory had 10% of the faith in himself that this lady oncourse comms has in him,he,d be leading by 7

Do they both? Its all so exciting.

Son plays tennis at County level.

ponch plays golf to a serious standard.

I wonder what Mum does well?

Does she cook?

I bet she’s a lovely woman. 

McIntyre whingeing like a wee bairn.  Caddy playing blinder just keeping the bag and not walking off.

My money says she is a belter too.....lucky boy poncho...at near 60 are you still working on your handicap ponch?

sorry, near 70...

Oh dear the two gimps are at it again, Linda and Louise
Once one **** appears, then the other does,  are you
Sure you‘re not one and the same, there surely csnt be
Two fsckers as clueles, one chopper  plays off 15,which probably
Means 25, yet he still  comments, the other is either Welsh
Or Irish,and is clueless in almost everything he post on, yet they
Still persist

Four holes to go and you can only bet two players. The rest 1000.0.   Never been heard of.  Total dominance.

Four holes to go and you can only bet two players. The rest 1000.0.   Never been heard of.  Total dominance.

Absolute comedy gold.
You’re a real softie underneath aren’t you boyo. 

Three now.  Li must have eagled?

Yep, look he just cant help himself, the other gimp
Will be along shortly, if you have nothing to say,
Say nothing ?? Just day nothing ??

We love poncho.  We love poncho.  We love poncho.  Forumite of the week. 

got to feel sorry for anyone who took 325/350 ew 8 places on LI,been cursing myself as he,s in my DP tour stable so nearly had a few £ ew on him,glad i didnt now  looks like missing out on places.never been  out of top 3 all week and been overtaken by people whove never been in contention for 4 days, HARD SCHOOL GOLF BETTING

Yep.  All bar one 1000.0 as I write.

had 2 goes in 6 yrs hope its another 6 before we return to port rush all a bit samey and very tame without the wind howling rory 61 as a kids says it all

Most of these major courses are the same - without real bad weather these guys tear them apart.

must be worst final hole in open golf fairways about 60 yds wide and not much trouble around the green

Fifteen Americans in the top 30 here, seven in the top ten including tied.  Haven’t seen that kind of domination for a long, long time.

wonder what  us pga would think of 51 players under par in usa open

McIlroy gets relief on 18th.  Lucky wee chap that he is.

rory 60 yds offline free drop,not had a bad liein over a dozen 40 yds wide visits to the rought all week,ABSOLUTE JOKE

Perfect.  Caught a bunker.  Lucky all week.

Come on Rory.  Give us a bogey.

Poncho me old fruit.

I play golf badly, off a 15 handicap. My lowest was 11. What is your golf handicap?

What courses in London have you played?

I would imagine his handicap would be his enormous chip on the shoulder.

well done any LI ew backers 2 birdies,par at last gets him in top 8 places

The next half hour is when poncho goes to play tennis with his Son or his good Wife is lining up his meds whilst Frank Sinatra plays gently in the background.

Don't you rush your reply poncho

Good lad.  He deserves it.  Will learn from it and be back I hope.

God these commentators don’t have talk a lot if it.  Absolute drivel sometimes.

**** one and **** too, here they come, ones a chopper, those thst
Can play, play, those thst csnt,  yak, and talk tosh
The other sits on the couch all day, posting bilge
On every thread. Has an opinion on everything, yet
Knows nothing. That’s the new way now.

ponchoslament 16 Jul 25 16:36 
Tommy has no go nads but a lovely lad, how da fcuk can
You bet on golf, 160 in the field, 50 capable of winning
Hugely dependant on draw, early late, late early, weather huge
Variable, and the filth price up under on almost everything

Should be 14s the field minimum, but the mugs will play Rory n Scott
At 6s or 7s



The gift that keeps on giving.....Thanks Poncho

I’ll leave you too ladies to it

Thank you poncho.  It’s a delight to converse with such a lovely man.  And, just think - if you hadn’t been full of abusive kraaaaap we would never have met.
Boyo.

I just want to know your golf handicap?

Is it a secret?

Gimme a number between 1 and 28

He’s a Cat 1.  According to him at least.

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Yet you won, didn’t you, greening up everywhere, every day,
Only winners on here, you couldn’t lie s8 in bed

Thanks betfair.  Your immediate payout is impressive.

See s palmer on the Golf forum.  If you can master the navigation.
Harmon my good winner, Im would have been better but delighted with my week.

market not settled for me yet

No. I lost on this tourny.

£105

My bets were £60 @ 28 DeChambeau, £30 @ 34 Hovland and £15 @ 85 Cantlay.

I hardly green up.

How did you do, and what is your golf handicap?

I had a 4 fold winning acca on the 2 balls today, outrights weren’t so good, Harris & Gotterup were ones that got away

Fav wins on the snaff.

I bet several all with a view to greening up and had done so on Keegan Bradley before he even teed off.  On the  Thursday ( or Friday ) before he was 180.0. The day before he was 120.0 so I take it.  I should greened on Spaun and didn’t then when Harmon came good I made my money from him.  What a great decision.  I didn’t let the greed take over and laid him back. He was 180.0 in advance, and varied from 150.0 to 230.0 leading up - ludicrous for a former winner still playing well and with a deceptively decent record in the Open.  He would have been a £10.5k winner so when he dropped to around 13.0 at one stage I cashed in.  My biggest winner by far would have been Im but he never got going so I couldn’t trade back and, sadly, my lay of Dustin Johnson came unstuck.
I bet Rose and cleared my feet, Fleetwood same, Lowry same. No profit, no losses.
For some reason I lumped on Im and kept doing it.  He would have been a huge winner if he’d done anything at all.  But he didn’t.
Overall I made small profit on the week but had a great run.
Finally I had a loose £1 on Fitzpatrick to lead on day one, with a few others too.  He came good at 50.0 but shared it with four others so I won a princely £9. 
Sometimes you get lucky but this year I took the trouble to research ten days in advance.  It makes a huge difference, as does that bit of luck that finds you the right ones.

I bet Schauffele too and got rid of him on day 2 as well.

Yeah of course you did, I wouldn’t believe you
If you told me tomorrow was Monday

Hmmmm, your sister horacio post a reply about
greening up too, did you forget to sign out
And In?? Ive a sneaky suspicion, you are the same poster??

If you are, you are a very sad man

I couldn’t give a Donald Duck what you believe.   And how we can be the same people when we have been known to post just seconds apart only a real fruitcake would suggest.  rotflmao.  .   .

Hmmmmm

Hmm pretty boy.  You’re not too bright are you?  Boyo?

What nationality are you ?

Poncho the fruitcake, clutching at any straw he can grab.
But you’re a lovely man.
Why won’t you tell me your handicap.?

We’re not going through this again are we.  I gave you a clue earlier on, all gift wrapped in nice Welsh heather. 
Do keep up.

Your not Italian, are you

Just to clear this up, I was called the rotavator when I played golf!

The ladies call me chopper!

Well done all the winners on here, its a shame most of you didnt post PRE the event as the OP was asking.

Ten pages and I cant see one person who actually thought Scheffler would win.?

I know FA about Golf other than following Fleetwood in the big Tournys for a few £s ( just for an intrest ), what I cant understand is the amount of folk who manage to " Trade for a profit " on players that have only got bigger in odds from day 1. ??

ponchoslament 20 Jul 25 20:11 
Yeah of course you did, I wouldn’t believe you
If you told me tomorrow was Monday

Hmmmm, your sister horacio post a reply about
greening up too, did you forget to sign out
And In?? Ive a sneaky suspicion, you are the same poster??

If you are, you are a very sad man



I posted what about greening up where please?

My post at 18:49 is surely clear enough

l'll post the bets if you wish poncho.....What is your golf handicap?

asking for someones h/cap is getting a bit too  personal  imo 

Clearly string!

He can label me as rubbish which I will happily accept, but doesn't have the balls to reply with his handicap. I would happily play this kind of chap for dough.


Tell me your handicap, give me the shots then lets play.

I'm 46....He is at least 65....tell me your handicap and lets play. He seems to be woofing it though which is a shame.

Another one of those "I play off" types.....ten a penny.

Rico-Dangleflaps16 Jul 25 14:20Joined: 07 Sep 18 | Topic/replies: 45,499 | Blogger: Rico-Dangleflaps's blog
betting a person in a 160 runner field at under 100/1 is sectionable.


Got to be the worst pre race punter on here! No 10 secs advantage anymore and cries punters dont want to back a horse 50 yards from the line when they 100 yards back, time to retire.

.... Jesus, not another " class of 25 " Numbnuts !

Are you?

A Glasgow
B Southampton
C Cheshire

You've Definity lived a life! Not

You've Definity lived a life! Not

   OH dear, spelling not a strong point, my first assumption was correct it seems.

Where did Spelling get you? On this forum

What was your previous username ?  Why were you banned ?

I closed my account because they asked for docs, nosey ***** used to make 80k a year, now on **** and its half but its getting better over there. Time will tell but the good times here are gone.

B e t  q ad

Fair play on making it pay, I dont anything about the other site only guessing it can never be as big as here.

* Know anything

Well dun Amherst , get your p+l ready for Rico

.. You dodged the data breach as well, imagine just giving this crowd all sorts of bank statements, etc, then that happens.!

HN, which of us should I be tomorrow?

Lets see where the mood takes us LH

I’m me today.  Be lucky.

Well take was crime seems I can still post on the forum.

In english please.