Jesus, do you play golf? If you do, your probably a chopper
You speak about golf, like you are a chopper?? Put yor five up
And I’ll know where you are

Conor Graham was too big at 8/1 for top amateur. I annoyingly missed it and halved my bet taking 6/1.

You keep guessing sonny.

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What a ****, why do you need a caddy a St Andrews, , ya hit it left
On way out, and left on the way back ?
At car nasty, did you break a 100 ?? Where yor 5 pics then ehhh ?

Brill LH

We were in a ballot for St Andrews but no joy unfortunately.

I'd love to back and have another go....I was completely overawed and I shouldn't have been. Was completely relaxed on the first tee in front of a busy clubhouse and nearly air balled it...I was worrying more about what my caddie would think than what I was hopefully about to enjoy. Lessons learned.

Ill defo give as many Championship courses a go as soon as possible.

Great stuff Paulo...Well played. I wish i'd scored 8-10 shots less

Yep, spoking like Two absolute fcuking choppers 8 shots less than Paulo, that
Puts you over a 100x take up fcuking knitting will ya, ya know zip about golf
Or racing, yet you continue to pist , why were you overowed?? Are you a gimp
Horatio? Overowed ffs

Quick tip for real golfers, if you want to play st.andrews, and avoid the
Choppers ballot,  stay at the old course hotel. If ya cant, pop up to
The caddie master at old course hotel. Give him a drink and he will get
You out. The OCH, books all their allotted tee times a year in advance
All 4 ball slots, but lots a 1,2 and 3 balls, he will slot you in, if they are
Not 4’s,

Yeah, knock it on the Gulliver,  yor ****, everytime I get stuck
With a high h/capper, they usually behave like their h/cap, play
With your fellow choppers and just keep out of the fcuking way

It’s true, no one wants to play with a chopper, in fact if
You are **** at any game, no fcuker wants to know, do they ??

My lads a good tennis player plays in  first team for county, he won’t even knock
It up with me, says, Dad yor ****. Not bad on piano, won’t teach me, says Dad, you
Have no musical ability, yor tone def.

He’s right im **** at both, he don’t want to know

, 3 or 4 sharp ones there? Hatton has got a big
One in him, but not at 25s, Penge shows up a lot, but hasn’t he or
Does he suffer with anxiety and panic attacks, not good them for
A golfer ??

Finau has a great open record, never wins though
And he has the yompers, with the putter, worse than the yips

Think I will sit on the side lines for a day or two and see how it unfolds.

I was going to go with my mate one year we said we would go to the open but never got around to it then he died I wish we had made the effort now.

Although Rory is short in the betting we do know he loves the course and if he gets off to a reasonable start (unlike 2019) then he will be hard to beat.

The other picks of mine have already done me a favour in various tournaments earlier in the year so owe me nothing, so will stick by them.

I do think that Scheffler is too short, especially given his comments this week about golf not being that important to him these days.

I had Fox FRL 70/1 in the bookies, now been cut to less than that win only on here

Done Jon Rahm 15 and couldn't resist Mccarty
at 1000 on here.

11/1 Rahm at books 10 places.

Wallace
Fitzpatrick
Reed
Kim
Harman
Riley

Managed to get 42 against Oleson top 5 finish. I can only assume that someone mistook it for the win market as it was the highest odds on there at the time. I have laid it at 30 as there is an awful long way to go but a free 12/1 bet is a nice start.

HN. .