Why can't...

The Just Stop Oil mob bring London traffic to a standstill whilst covering the road in Orange confetti, as Youth Action and Palestine Action spray Red paint over  the Pride March all wearing their silly Pink outfits whilst the Farmers Action group send their muck spreaders to cover the lot of them in an orangey, red, pink and brown mess. I might even go along to witness this colourful spectacle.
    Then the Police make them clear the whole mess up, wishful thinking i suppose.