The Wife is mowing the lawn then doing a bit of weeding.

this could get messy

Well, good of her to break off to do that.

A good woman, saddo.

is mowing the lawn and weeding a euphemism?

It would be if the weeds were in the lawn

one mans lawn is another mans bush

Goy you

Chinese for got you.

I’m backing the Happy Pharoah after reading this

See happiness is just a ice cold alcoholic beverage with a working wife away

Cheers for the hint

People often weed their gardens, but not their minds

I don't think my eyesight is good as it used to be. I read the subject wording to read 'The wife is mowing the lawn then doing a bit of welding'!

I an shocked at you letting her do barstool.


Surely everybody knows she should do the weeding before she mows the lawn.

...Get her straight into the shower when she's finished.......otherwise she'll sweat all over your furniture.

its the time of year when gadens could do with a few bags of topsoil and compost tell her to bend her knees before lifting as you dont want her doing her back in or  she will find it difficult shoveling it in to the borders and pots !

What time's your tea on the table Foyles     

It’s the time to mulch.
Lifted my first, first earlies, yesterday.  Duke of Yorks.
Absolutely beautiful!