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mitolo
22 Feb 25 11:37
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apologies to those worthy of inclusion ive forgotten

stoopid
pansydora fishface leafy
3-way dead heat. now dis free is proper fick. they should be tied together and chucked in the canal. the forum iq average will increase but that of the canal will go down. nobody will miss them, they are solitary sad hopeless souls angry at a world that has rejected them. the only remarkable thing about them is that their age is greater than their iq

conspiracy mugs
big selection but 2 stand-outs. boy george and whopping piccaninny
bg was awarded the nob ed prize for medical conspiracy, jointly with his partner maccine. he founded the campaign against rogue antivirus propaganda (CRAP)  and is a supporter of the national union of toxicologists campaign against sinister experimentation (NUTCASE). favourite conspiracies include the manchester arena killings being by mi5 and israel is funding hamas
but even this mug cant get near the undisputed world chump, possibly the goat, wp. this goon has never seen a conspiracy so utterly bananas that he will not believe it. barclays bank is behind the war in ukraine is one of them but the clincher is this; the titanic was not hit by an iceberg. no chance. he wont say what happened because he would have to kill you, but has hinted it was sabotage. marvellous

boring
1timepoofter different dumb and unbearable!!!
another 3-way go. these three titans of tedium form a triumvirate of ****s that are so mind-numbingly dull that as soon as you see them appear your heart sinks, your shoulders sag and your balls ache. ever wonder why your pc suddenly goes into 'sleep' mode for no apparent reason? so did i, until i realised that the common factor was that i was looking at a post from one of these 3 plantpots. even inanimate objects yawn when confronted by their drivel

fantasist
after a poll of 155k forumites, a landslide winner, and you all know who it is, but let us first list his achievementsbig-time punter, fearless layer, cistern developer, deep sea fisherman who holds the world record for a fish caught in a small yellow net on the end of a cane, a 50,000lb stickleback
prior to this he was a military man, attaining the ranks of admiral of the fleet, field marshal and chief of the fleet air armmuch-decorated, when he dons full regalia he is so weighed down with cutlery and spaghetti he cant stand in his uniform and has to be transported to the british legion by 4 royal marines in an armoured personnel carrier-bag
he is the only man alive to have escaped from colditz, smashed the track record at escalado and broke the bank of totopoly in the same evening in the royal united services institute games room

arise admiral field marshal air commodore sir toby of mug, vc gc mc dfc dsc fro ydc

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By:
differentdrum
When: 22 Feb 25 11:53
How long did that load of trash take you? Hard to believe you could get any worse. What a joke you are.
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 22 Feb 25 11:53
favourite conspiracies include the manchester arena killings being by mi5 and israel is funding hamas

The Hamas funding quote came from Netanyahu himself in 2019, and was quoted on Question Time by Baroness Wasri.

It is here, watch it dopey.

https://x.com/BeckettUnite/status/1757754303614161252

As for Manchester, it is not my conspiracy theory, it is Richard D Hall's. You've haven't seen the documentary so you're not qualified to comment on it. All I said was that I've seen and he made some interesting points using actual evidence from the night.

But the big question is: what 'award' are we going to bestow upon *YOU*.

How about: the forum's ultimate warmonger / coward?
Fine for tens of thousands to die so as long as it's not you.

Suppose we could give you an award for 'honesty'.
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 22 Feb 25 11:58
And btw, you're wrong about 1st time and differentdrum because whether we agree with them or not, they're not scared to criticize or call stuff out, and have original viewpoints.
By:
mitolo
When: 22 Feb 25 12:29
CRAP
By:
stewarts rise
When: 22 Feb 25 12:53
Don't know who some of these Pseudonyms are but i found it funny, no offence to anyone intended, but there are put downs and then there's this.LaughLaugh
By:
werbie
When: 22 Feb 25 13:02
fantasist
after a poll of 155k forumites, a landslide winner, and you all know who it is, but let us first list his achievementsbig-time punter, fearless layer, cistern developer, deep sea fisherman who holds the world record for a fish caught in a small yellow net on the end of a cane, a 50,000lb stickleback
prior to this he was a military man, attaining the ranks of admiral of the fleet, field marshal and chief of the fleet air armmuch-decorated, when he dons full regalia he is so weighed down with cutlery and spaghetti he cant stand in his uniform and has to be transported to the british legion by 4 royal marines in an armoured personnel carrier-bag
he is the only man alive to have escaped from colditz, smashed the track record at escalado and broke the bank of totopoly in the same evening in the royal united services institute games room

arise admiral field marshal air commodore sir toby of mug, vc gc mc dfc dsc fro ydc


I like this one Laugh
By:
freddiewilliams
When: 22 Feb 25 13:20
Yep Toby muglier
By:
leif
When: 22 Feb 25 13:36
Appears to be a comprehensive post.

What is he tipping please?

Or is it another tenuous link to horse racing, akin to the tale he related wherein he and a 'mate' invented a ruse to defraud a bookmaker?
Allegedly they entered the bookie's branch and altered the evening greyhound forecast betting slips and thereby implicating the decent betting shop staff in their insidious scheme; putting jobs at riskCry

All went awry when their greed did for the lousy scoundrels.

a Zelensky fanboy after watching the guy in stockings and high heels,scumbag and wino, who's seemingly pished oota his tiny brain most daysPlainLaugh
By:
mitolo
When: 22 Feb 25 13:48
^ thicko could have gone in every category
By:
leif
When: 22 Feb 25 20:44
For the OPMischief
By:
swiftynifty
When: 22 Feb 25 21:14
Maggie wore heels and she was a patriot too.
By:
Rico-Dangleflaps
When: 22 Feb 25 21:19
ty tolo..1st derogatory fred in yrs that i aint been menchunned.

merci.
By:
swiftynifty
When: 22 Feb 25 21:22
you were mentioned in first line, he was pre-occupied.
By:
Rico-Dangleflaps
When: 22 Feb 25 21:50
woodnt have fitted in any of his 3 kattagourees.
By:
mitolo
When: 23 Feb 25 14:01
rest easy ricardo. those ahead of you are the elite

boy george has distanced himself further by doubling-down

the greatest danger is that fishface is in poor health and leafy might succeed in his next suicide attempt. would be fitting if that was to be the only thing he succeeded at
By:
Rico-Dangleflaps
When: 23 Feb 25 14:51
merci.
By:
leif
When: 23 Feb 25 15:00
Mipolo still at it

By:
salmon spray
When: 24 Feb 25 10:11
mitolo has just offered to join the Humbugs in the Team Comps. I have been captain of said team for over 15 years. Being much more mellow than I was I was going to accept him as I wasn't aware he had attacked me recently. I may be thick but ,having seen this,not that thick.
By:
Rico-Dangleflaps
When: 24 Feb 25 10:16
girth isnt the answer sam.
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 24 Feb 25 12:25
Sorry to disappoint you, salmon spray, but I don't think madtolo is referring to you, so, like Rico,  you're not one of the 'elite' on this thread.
By:
s.kenbo
When: 24 Feb 25 14:02
Who is Fishface? Is Unbearable, Impossible?
By:
GLASGOWCALLING
When: 24 Feb 25 14:24
Mitolo is calling Salmonspray Fishface for some reason. I would guess Impossible is Unbearable.
By:
s.kenbo
When: 24 Feb 25 14:27
George doesn’t seem to agree. What a surprise!!
By:
elise
When: 24 Feb 25 14:35
salmon was often referred to as fish face by one of his old arch enemies back in the day, there were a few in that group but it was always hard to work out how many as there were so many alias's flying about
By:
elise
When: 24 Feb 25 14:43
i thought there was a bit about someone's health but perhaps i'm going blind, but i took it as salmon which if that's the case i hope you are doing ok?
By:
mitolo
When: 24 Feb 25 14:49
aliases

boy george wrong. whoodathunkit?

blackballed by fishface. the ignominy. team chances much-diminished as a result. might join a rival outfit. their choc-ice will plunge as soon as its announced which one. i am open to bribery and will look at any inducements with favour

impossible is indeed unbearable, in every sense
By:
Hayden
When: 24 Feb 25 14:50
If you look at Mitolo's first post on the thread below it's hard to see how it refers to anyone else but Salmon.....

https://community.betfair.com/horse_racing/go/thread/view/94102/31860233/small-boat-crossings-hit-20000-under-labour?post_id=564415527#564415527#flvWelcomeHeader
By:
elise
When: 24 Feb 25 14:50
mitolo doesn't take prisoners
By:
Hayden
When: 24 Feb 25 14:51
Sorry too late posting by the looks         Grin
By:
mitolo
When: 24 Feb 25 14:54
it was grappler who referred to salmon as fishface. im copying him as he was my hero and a sad loss to the forum, a victim of denunciation by small-minded inadequate sh1thouse
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 24 Feb 25 14:55
madtolo, why was salmon spray included then as "stoopid and proper fick"?

Give just one example.

I bet you can't, dopey.
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 24 Feb 25 14:59
Fair enough, I presumed because we rarely see ss on here nowadays, it wouldn't be him.

But the challenge still stands because you're in a minority of one who think that of salmon spray.

And having a different opinion to you doesn't qualify as being "stoopid and proper fick"
By:
s.kenbo
When: 24 Feb 25 15:00
Salmon is one of the good guys.
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 24 Feb 25 15:02
exactly, s.kenbo, see, we do have something we can agree on Wink
By:
s.kenbo
When: 24 Feb 25 15:03
Do you know he’s had his jabs!? Wink
By:
GEORGE.B
When: 24 Feb 25 15:04
placebos? Wink
By:
mitolo
When: 24 Feb 25 15:23
elsie, its not to be taken seriously. no-one could be that orrible all the time, theyd blow up

but conspiracy mugs and putinites are they are the ones i really dont like

and heres more CRAP from NUTCASE boy george. my animus toward fishface is because when putin invaded he came out with some idiotic gabage to justify it and worse, when that great russian patriot and incredibly brave hero navalny was murdered, he made an unfunny joke about it

and being in a minority on here is a healthy position to be in, given the staggering levels of ignorance on display  Happy
By:
elise
When: 24 Feb 25 15:25
i wasn't really commenting on the content, i know you're targeting your political opponents for the most part, some of the fcktards & moaners you left off made that obvious lol
By:
mitolo
When: 24 Feb 25 16:13
er, hate to sound contrary but im not political and have never expressed an opinion. eg, fishface and leafy are leftists and boy george and wp quite the opposite. and there certainly is no shortage of other candidates

could have a made a monster list but it was rushed, and ive bored on even more than usual recently
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