Cutter's Cash Collector..

The top weight in a seven-furlong Lingfield Handicap of this calibre will always win. Take the booty, lads, lasses, and them pronouns!

O, what glory to win! What triumph! What ecstasy!
Well done to all those who followed Cutter's Cash Collector! Go collect your winnings!

Nobody seems to have any interest whatsoever.

Idiots not interested in winning money wouldn't, would they, doylemhead.

I will be laying them ......so keep putting them up please . We can then see who the "Doylemhead " is ?

cutter..poast ya pretendee bet ydc.

Oh dear, the real slushguttertrash has arrived. I posted in the winner in the opening call of this thread, doylems!

Guessing you're a Geordie with that dialect Cutter...?

On the contrary, my good sir, nothing could be further from the truth: I have royal blue - through a distant line, of course - flowing through these vibrant veins of mine.

Didn’t need u ,Marquand  to give Hollie the business,King Lear and Beckett and and Rossa.

cutter..poast ya pretendee bet ydc.

cutter = slubberdegullion.

No, only King Lear would be appreciative to my artistic ear. Beckett was scoundrel: full of worship to Rome and he denounced our poor Henry the Second to love her in France again, the one from Aquitaine.

Royalty does not need to kneel to the requests of Ricomoneygoes.

Ok, just wondered why you chose that very Geordie term doylem..?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doylem

Okay: We had an estate in that dismal county with so many peculiar folk - just walk in Sunderland on a saturday night - I was sick to the bottom testicles of these plebians visiting our sweet home on Sunday, and coudn't stand it any more. I sold it.

Anyway, enough of these wandering underpants. We won today and a good price too!

ricardo sez shop shuts at 11pm.

Cutter farts in his silk underpants with tassles from Georgias.

✅

Cutter fruit cake or not is rather odd behaviour don't you think to share your bad habits on here. you sound a little vulnerable shrewdies on here find people like you out just be mindful that. 17:13 bit early couldn't imagine you had been on the sauce.

Aug 16, 2023 -- 10:38AM, liberator of the oppressed wrote:

Cutter fruit cake or not is rather odd behaviour don't you think to share your bad habits on here. you sound a little vulnerable shrewdies on here find people like you out just be mindful that. 17:13 bit early couldn't imagine you had been on the sauce.

On the contrary, Sir, my wit wakes in the morning with the larks and leaves upon the sleepy hours of nightfall.

Eye of the Water for today's cash collector from Cutter. Another heavyweight winning!

Cutter's Mighty Ulysses in the next

Oh, darling beauty of Fortune! Another Winner!

The next race is the best:
David Allan and Tim Easterby: Cough
Ben Curtis: Ben?
Danny: Rubbish
Faye: XXX

Hi, folks of Alaska and Ihaho! Winds of dropped for us ex-pats.
Cutter's Cash Collector today is one of the best:
Savethelastdance at 4
Collect the cash mates!

The cutter is back! What have you been doing these past four years.


Did covid suit your lifestyle well?

The 'past four years'?
I was one of the first on this forum back in the early days of the century.
Covid? It ended my dating days. I was covering at least five fillies a week, and then the virus killed it. I had too much sophistication to **** and decided to wait, but then the langer was not loaded and practiced as it was used to.

walofs..

cutter cannae get the horn..he's ordered a prosthetic peenus.

Another winner! Hey Ho! Backed Ballydoyle again. I cannot lose, folks!

The cutters loss is every other mans gain

Cutter27 24 Aug 23 15:26 
Hi, folks of Alaska and Ihaho! Winds of dropped for us ex-pats.
Cutter's Cash Collector today is one of the best:
Savethelastdance at 4
Collect the cash mates!

Cutter27 24 Aug 23 15:51 
Another winner! Hey Ho! Backed Ballydoyle again. I cannot lose, folks!

Only women gain from Cutter's loss of sin sprayed upon them in love's give me it to mi Cutter

Aug 24, 2023 -- 3:57PM, Rico-Dangleflaps wrote:

Cutter27 24 Aug 23 15:26

York 16:10
Good Morning
Folks of soothing soul in America, enjoy!

Alcazan in the next, men and women, for a the big one!

Yoh!!!!!! Another Cutter Cash Collector at 9!!!!!!!!!

Aug 15, 2023 -- 3:45PM, sludge wrote:

I will be laying them ......so keep putting them up please . We can then see who the "Doylemhead " is ?

Sludge has just jumped into freezing cold debt-ridden waters!

What a doylem sludge head of an idiot!  Hahaha

Yes you are too good Cutter . Amazing poster indeed.

Thank you, Sludgepot. I am good.
Since I've taken a good lion's share from the pot today, I might chance my strong body on Tafreej, a good old handicapper, to take the spoils and catapult my darling date tonight into the Ritz.

Oh dear.

Cutter is doing his jig at the moment, Folks, in anticipation of crowning glory at York!

How was The Ritz last night??

She didn't turn up. Before I knew, I'd already swallowed the viagra.

Hope you'd not paid her a deposit in advance???

cutters walking like john wayne today,encountered a cwad last night who battered his waste disposal pipe with his sildenafil enhanced gash basher.

English please?

Dutching the Ebor from 2nd fav to Scriptwriter = 11/10

Aug 26, 2023 -- 3:28PM, airto wrote:

Hope you'd not paid her a deposit in advance???

"her?" Them

You're the one who said "she" at 1527

Well, I never met the woman, but since it didn't turn up, you can call the dump anything.

What another Cutter Cash Collector winner for my fans in Alaska and Idaho! We're on the beer and wine again tonight methinks!

“Grape or grain but never the twain” and “Beer before wine and you'll feel fine; wine before beer and you'll feel ****” regarding moderate-to-severe alcohol intoxication, whereas subjective signs of progressive intoxication were confirmed as accurate predictors of hangover.

GAY doesnt rhyme. !

Glasgee. I'd never travelled up the West End of Scotland, but I did the other year, and I could not believe how sophisticated the buildings in the city were. I was very impressed, indeed. I like your poetry as well.

Was that Benbecula Airport?



Did you think it was  contempory modern palladian?

Cutter. You seemed to have turned a corner and are a most curtious fellow these days.

How did you make this change. Was it the onset of middle age or the love and companionship of a lady friend?

If the later, does she share your passions for the horses?

CW, I've always been of the utmost kindness and courtesy to all posters: Salmon Spray will tell you that.

The first at Beverley is interesting - where did that great dinner go nestled in the stands there many years ago - We must listen to draw bias here and low numbers reign supreme, so I recommend Indication Call in a most difficult race. I would not risk more than 8k on this.

Fluffed the draw, but never mind as we knew the risk was high.
Anyway, today, ladies, gentlemen, and those other things, Bank Holiday Monday and a chance to fill the coffers!

cutter, what have you backed then?

Aug 28, 2023 -- 4:20PM, Celtic warrior wrote:

cutter, what have you backed then?

Apologies, CW, the neighbour got very angry on Bank Holiday, and he went over the top violently when I threw the dogsh** over the fence at his acid wife.

The weekend is upon us again, and Cutter the Mighty is ready to wheel out his enormous cash collector again for all you lovely folk out there.

I am opting to going dutching today, as I feel most of the favourites are precarious at best and the the other contenders a bit hit and miss. We shall play what selections are best.

Cutter has had his afternoon tea and snack and shall be taking on the Fav. in the next with 4 & 3.

Cutter cuts the layers again and takes out the cash collector from the fools!

I'm skeptical of this Mizzie Marshall in the next and think it's best to leave the race. There are always other ones. I think the horse could win, but with the jockey? I don't know.

Yep, good call Cutter, as this Mizzie was hopeless in getting the horse interested.

In the next Novice Stakes, generally, only one of the first two in the market win: Cutter is plumping for a dream!

Oh, kiss me, folks, for another winner!

Every bet today: a winner!
Cutter's Cash Collector continues.
All the best, folks!
Off now for a date with a fine lady in Mayfair
Hope this one turns up today!

Enjoy your evening Cutter. I hope she goes dutch with the bill for your sake mate

Hi, CW, no, I'm one of the old crowd to pay full for the lady. She did turn up, but there was a problem with the zimmerframe and this bloke thinking he could walk in at the same time. Well, you know, I'm not one to stand on ceremony, whoever it is. The brute's son and daughter got involved; luckily, I had extricated the zimmer from the brute's foot and was heading for the bar. All I could hear was a commotion and remonstrations behind as the security set in.

Anyway, after the commotion of yesterday, Cutter is back today with his lip smacking cash collector: Remember! we and Cutter won all the races yesterday and the profit on following the mighty Cutter is 659%!

Away we go, Midas in Africa!

O! line up to congratulate Cutter! He's done it again!

Well done, Idaho, as I saw you went big in SA and called in Gold!

Chester: 2nd four to beat winner: dutch

Again!!! Cutter's Cash Collector favours the loyal!!

Well, all the funds have been collected and another cash collecting day!

I'm not going to the Ritz tonight, but I might try my chance The Ritz Resaurant. Wish me luck!

Oh, I forgot to mention: Vera was so upset last night and ditched me before I could even take off the underpants! Mary, I'm sure is goer and does not need a zimmerframe to lean on for the backscuttle!

Hi, Folks. Only one cash collector today because after the altercation with the neighbours the other day with the uncommon violence towards me after I'd thrown dogs*** at his ugly wife, I've decided to spray Depitox over the nettles and expose all the rubble for theme to look at from their balcony and patio.

Races with aspiring idiots on the South Coast are generally random affairs, and it's perilous to believe in one so short.

Well done, Folks in Idaho and Alaska for taking the advice. That was perilous and best left alone!

Now tipping the tip in Ireland in a big Handicap is my sort of race: 8 4  3 6 5 to dutch!! for the win again in Cutter's Cash Collector!

Very good call there, Anchorage in Alaska. I didn't think the horse would stay with the strong early pace, but you've done it again! Coffers filling for the weekend!!!

Breaking news: Alabama and Mississippi are joining!

Come on, Baltimore, it's only fair to let them play on the best horse racing market in the world here!

Alaska, Alabama, and Georgia, know the winner here: True as the Heavens are sweet!

Oh, cash and punters' woe, come to Cutter and Alaska, and Alabama, and Georgia!
Well ridden, Holly!

Looks like, our Cutter is now on a massive 567% profit! Oh, praise the Lord!