Harry Kane -glass jaw

oops, soz- wrong fred

still wac holding his boat race like he'd been mike tyson'd

My wife would knock him out you could see him thinking hang on I can get him red carded all I have to do is fall down.

great work by the captain of England.

a sport where cheatings ok, b3llend sport

The man is controlled by a flute played by the head of the LGBTQ cult.

Nobby stiles would have kicked him in the nutz as he called him a few choice names

I really think there should be a panel to stamp out this play acting, this season it's creeping in more a more. Even at Liverpool Keita and Nunez have done it this season. I would give them a one match ban for first offence.

Vomit inducing cowardice…..

The main important ball he ever kicked is probably floating in the Persian Gulf….