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The Management
17 Feb 23 17:29
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God, I am bored (and the Snooker has finished very early today!):

The management (meaningless) Stat Of The Day© today = Hoffenheim games have produced +3.50 goals in 14 of their last 15 matches.

Over 3.50 goals for tonights match, away at Ausburg, is currently trading at about 3.00 (2/1) on here, having been a bit bigger earlier today.

Admittedly, six of those 15 games games were meaningless "club friendlies" and one was a cup match - but that still leaves them producing +3.50 goals per game in 7 from their last 8 league matches.

Their opponents (Augsburg), have averaged over 3 (3.05) goals per league match across their 20 league games played so far. They're not as prolific as Hoffenheim (who average 3.40 goals per league game so far) but Augsburg themselves have produced +3.50 goals in 7 of their last 12 league games.

The recent head-to-head for these two teams has seen them produce +3.50 goals in 6 of their past 8 meetings.

It's football - therefore past performance doesn't always equate to future results in any way, shape or form (so anything could happen!) - but in context of the numbers i have shamelessly manipulated (above) to argue my case, 2/1 seems a fair price for +3.50 goals tonight.

For those of you that don't like too much parentheses, I say, tough sh1t!
For those of you that like a (meaningless) stat - may the odds be ever in your favour! GL
For those of you that say: wrong forum muppet! - I say - have a look at some of the other sh1te that is getting posted lately.
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Report The Management February 26, 2023 10:44 AM GMT
I kindly refer you to my 2nd post on this thread:

The Management17 Feb 23 17:53Joined: 27 Dec 00 | Topic/replies: 8,866 | Blogger: The Management's blog
Forgot to add: For those of you that are compulsive liars and fantasists - stick to your own threads!


I have never made any secret of the fact that I am likely to cause you offence and (to those capable of feeling it) embarrassment if, you are a liar, a cheat, a fraud, a fantasist or a time-waster.
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 10:55 AM GMT
Its wild how angry people get online Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 10:57 AM GMT
formoftheace • February 26, 2023 9:24 AM GMT
Unlucky…..best to leave this bucket of loose stool alone now…..he’ll bully and badger you like the pompous pr!k he is

I won’t be getting involved with this ball sack ….reminds me of the one called fawwon….another toilet roll (imo)

I’ll wish it the worst of luck for the rest of it’s punting life…..


Lol fawwon or whatever had his moments Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 10:58 AM GMT
Mischief
Report foxy top February 26, 2023 10:59 AM GMT
takes me back to deepmug days,

the stalking begins Crazy
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 11:02 AM GMT
The Management • February 26, 2023 10:44 AM GMT
I kindly refer you to my 2nd post on this thread:


Imagine being this entitled on the betfair forum Cry Referring to previous posts that noone read the first time around Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 11:04 AM GMT
foxy top • February 26, 2023 10:59 AM GMT
takes me back to deepmug days,

the stalking begins


Tbh youre a beggy little cnt with not much to offer so its prolly best to keep quiet Mischief
Report foxy top February 26, 2023 11:07 AM GMT
and yet I get under your soft skin snowflake.
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 11:10 AM GMT
haha you wish Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 11:15 AM GMT
UglyFoursome - you are so very mischievous Laugh
Report The Management February 26, 2023 11:24 AM GMT
Your sad little tag-team reminds me of the Life of Brian: He is the Mass Sigher and you are a very naughty boy.
Report The Management February 26, 2023 11:25 AM GMT
I have to do some weeding in the real world now - have a nice day (as they no doubt say at your workplace).

Bonjour mug!
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 11:50 AM GMT
You type a lot but dont say much Mischief
Report Hayden February 26, 2023 11:53 AM GMT
Crikey just flicked through the last couple of pages , that's one way to spend the weekend i suppose.
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 11:56 AM GMT
Dont you start you beggy little cnt Mischief
Report foxy top February 26, 2023 11:58 AM GMT
LMFAO, the one begging for attention calling others names Laugh
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 12:04 PM GMT
Its not my fred bro Confused
Report The Management February 26, 2023 12:04 PM GMT
If anybody wants him, UglyFoursome is for sale:

One previous owner, but this excitable pup will need a lot of attention and has difficulty in social situations. Not suitable to be around children and likely to soil the furniture.
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 12:13 PM GMT
You have issues Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 12:16 PM GMT
Only with Rsoles tbf
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 12:30 PM GMT
Hmmm i think its broader than that tbf Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 12:53 PM GMT
Correct. Also liars, cheats, fiddlers, frauds and time-wasters.

Still not seeing any action in the SPL Outright Winner market - are you having cashflow problems? Cry
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 12:57 PM GMT
The Management • February 26, 2023 12:53 PM GMT
Correct. Also liars, cheats, fiddlers, frauds and time-wasters.


Are you a copper or summink? Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 1:00 PM GMT
Read back what you type lol... You are genuinely unintentionally hilarious Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 1:05 PM GMT
Read back what you have typed - you have all the mischief, the imagination, the wit and the humour of a dead jellyfish.

And to top it all, you think you are Freud Laugh
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 1:07 PM GMT
Imagine if I could be bothered typing reams like yourself? Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 1:11 PM GMT
Even I can't imagine that - I think you will always just be a monosyllabic half-wit Mischief

The fact that you don't even understand the emojis is the only funny thing about you MischiefMischiefMischiefMischiefMischiefMischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 1:12 PM GMT
You seem like an over emotional teenage girl tbh Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 1:14 PM GMT
You are just too clever and mischievous for me.Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 1:15 PM GMT
Yes Mischief
Report acey deucy February 26, 2023 1:20 PM GMT
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 1:29 PM GMT
Im up for it lol Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 1:42 PM GMT
Confused UnluckyFoursome is up for a fight - But strangely enough, he's not up for humiliating me by posting a bet that would take him 10 seconds and cost him nothing.

It's a total mystery, unless you are a potless nobody of course. Shocked
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 1:43 PM GMT
Lol the cheek of this little cnt Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 1:44 PM GMT
You really do seem angry WhoopsShocked
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 1:45 PM GMT
haha Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 1:48 PM GMT
So bitter and so angry - can waste his weekend off posting mishief emojis - but still can't spare 10 seconds to make a point? Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 1:51 PM GMT
You typing 10x more than me bro Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 1:55 PM GMT
And yet I'm still managing to get a few bets submitted here and there! BlushLaugh

You are just posting an emoji - but haven't got time to submit just one bet? Shocked
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 1:56 PM GMT
Any joy? Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 1:57 PM GMT
None whatsoever - I have asked dozens of times - but I think the mug is genuinely potless and it will never happen.Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 2:01 PM GMT
This stewarty b mindset is not good bro Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 2:09 PM GMT
Fair play to stewarty b - he called me a potless mug - then asked me to prove otherwise by doing something that couldn't be forged, faked, photoshopped, fiddled, etc.

I did it - because it cost me nothing and took me 10 seconds - oh, and because I'm not a bullsh1tting fantasist.

Still nothing from you though.  You can't spare the 10 seconds BlushLaugh
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 2:14 PM GMT
Yeah the difference is I dont give a fck about your projection Mischief Can you imagine having to prove yout net worth to stewarty b? hahaha
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 2:14 PM GMT
What a gimp Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 2:16 PM GMT
Yeah - although you loathe me and are seething - you are just too busy! LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 2:18 PM GMT
its sunday bro... a day of rest Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 2:22 PM GMT
Aye - shaking fries over a deep fat fryer 5 days a week must be exhausting for you.

Have a nice day - you potless mug. You'll be back to it tomorrow.
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 2:24 PM GMT
Hahaha I could eat a big mac in fairness Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 2:25 PM GMT
The Management • February 26, 2023 2:22 PM GMT
Aye - shaking fries over a deep fat fryer 5 days a week must be exhausting for you.

Have a nice day - you potless mug. You'll be back to it tomorrow.


What world do you live in that is an insult? Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 2:32 PM GMT
You keep calling me a cnt. I think that's pretty rude and ignorant - but neither of us can prove or disprove it either way.

I'm saying you are a potless mug. Also pretty rude - but you could prove or disprove it. If you weren't too busy! BlushLaugh
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 2:34 PM GMT
I could well be a potless mug Confused But you are definitely a cnt Mischief
Report The Management February 26, 2023 2:42 PM GMT
The first statement has been proven - the second one is just conjecture (from a proven potless mug)Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 3:01 PM GMT
Read back lol. Youve proved yaself Mischief
Report stewarty b February 26, 2023 8:18 PM GMT
The Management26 Feb 23 14:09Joined: 27 Dec 00 | Topic/replies: 8,891 | Blogger: The Management's blog
Fair play to stewarty b - he called me a potless mug - then asked me to prove otherwise by doing something that couldn't be forged, faked, photoshopped, fiddled, etc.

I did it - because it cost me nothing and took me 10 seconds - oh, and because I'm not a bullsh1tting fantasist.

Still nothing from you though.  You can't spare the 10 seconds BlushLaugh




I remember that well TM although I can't remember using the word mug!! You are far too polite to this utter scvm bag. I cannot read his posts as blocked a good while back. You should do the same imo. And yes, I can confirm you are man of decent wealth and an all round decent bloke.
Report formoftheace February 26, 2023 8:45 PM GMT
Ffs hand the sick bag……
Report UnluckyForSome February 26, 2023 9:27 PM GMT
stewarty b • February 26, 2023 8:18 PM GMT
The Management26 Feb 23 14:09Joined: 27 Dec 00 | Topic/replies: 8,891 | Blogger: The Management's blog
Fair play to stewarty b - he called me a potless mug - then asked me to prove otherwise by doing something that couldn't be forged, faked, photoshopped, fiddled, etc.

I did it - because it cost me nothing and took me 10 seconds - oh, and because I'm not a bullsh1tting fantasist.

Still nothing from you though.  You can't spare the 10 seconds BlushLaugh



I remember that well TM although I can't remember using the word mug!! You are far too polite to this utter scvm bag. I cannot read his posts as blocked a good while back. You should do the same imo. And yes, I can confirm you are man of decent wealth and an all round decent bloke.


Imagine copping this as a reference Grin
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 12:55 PM GMT
Haha I cant lie, I'm still intrigued as to how stewarty fcking b of all people knows that "you are man of decent wealth and an all round decent bloke."

Did you meet on grindr? Mischief
Report The Management February 27, 2023 1:16 PM GMT
He was annoying me at that particular time (just way too many posts/threads). We had a bit of a falling out. During the course of that, he said that I didn't even bet and was potless, the usual schoolboy stuff from both of us tbf.

He challenged me to prove that I did bet - I produced some bets - he very predictably but quite rightly pointed out that these things can be easily forged, edited, etc.

At the time Man City were trading at sub 1.10 in the outright market to win the EPL - so he challenged me to put up a £5,000 bet on them at 1.25 iirc.

I refused until he agreed that if I did, he would try sticking to one thread in future. I then put my £5k up at the odds he suggested.

Sure, You can now call me a gimp etc for complying - It proved nothing (except that i had more than £5k in my account at the time) - but it took me 10 seconds and it cost me nothing.

I have ask you to do something similar (many times now), because i think you are a potless mug, yet despite the fact that you are absolutely seething and you loathe me, you still haven't done it - because as we both know you are a potless mug.
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 1:18 PM GMT
Hahaha imagine being bullied online by stewarty fckin b Cry
Report The Management February 27, 2023 1:20 PM GMT
Imagine posting on a betting forum 24/7 when you haven't got any money. Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 1:21 PM GMT
The Management • February 27, 2023 1:16 PM GMT
He was annoying me at that particular time (just way too many posts/threads). We had a bit of a falling out. During the course of that, he said that I didn't even bet and was potless, the usual schoolboy stuff from both of us tbf.

He challenged me to prove that I did bet - I produced some bets - he very predictably but quite rightly pointed out that these things can be easily forged, edited, etc.

At the time Man City were trading at sub 1.10 in the outright market to win the EPL - so he challenged me to put up a £5,000 bet on them at 1.25 iirc.

I refused until he agreed that if I did, he would try sticking to one thread in future. I then put my £5k up at the odds he suggested.

Sure, You can now call me a gimp etc for complying - It proved nothing (except that i had more than £5k in my account at the time) - but it took me 10 seconds and it cost me nothing.


I mean would it really make you feel better if you knew my net worth?
Report The Management February 27, 2023 1:25 PM GMT
I don't give two sh1ts about your net worth or that of anybody else tbh. Mischief

Given that you are totally and utterly seething - the only thing I know for absolute certain 100% is that you don't have £5k in your Betfair account.
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 1:25 PM GMT
The Management • February 27, 2023 1:20 PM GMT
Imagine posting on a betting forum 24/7 when you haven't got any money.


Everyone is skint and online 24/7 while seething with anger Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 1:27 PM GMT
The Management • February 27, 2023 1:25 PM GMT
I don't give two sh1ts about your net worth or that of anybody else tbh. Mischief

Given that you are totally and utterly seething - the only thing I know for absolute certain 100% is that you don't have £5k in your Betfair account.


Theres so many contradictions here Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 1:44 PM GMT
You should stick to bullying 80 year old men online tbf Mischief

Any tips for today tho? You've gone a bit quiet on that front Mischief
Report The Management February 27, 2023 1:52 PM GMT
Perhaps I will be brave (like you) and put something up 39 minutes after the off! BlushLaughMischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 1:56 PM GMT
I dont remember putting anything up tbh Confused
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 1:58 PM GMT
UnluckyForSome • February 26, 2023 1:53 PM GMT
Back bar? As a guesser i want to back trappist monk.


I said this a couple hours before the off apparently. I wouldnt call it a tip tho haha Mischief
Report The Management February 27, 2023 2:15 PM GMT
I suggest you read my opening post again and maybe look for signs of sarcasm, cynicism, attempts at humour etc. Maybe you didn't even spot the word "meaningless" in the thread title?

I couldn't give a sh1t about anybodys' selections - even that half-wit formy knows that a broken clock is correct twice a day. I like to hear from the people that actually have something to say.

If I wanted to see just a "list" of endless selections from boring half-wits I would probably join twitter and follow people like you - or there are plenty on here like that, just "listing" selections but too lazy or ignorant to make an interesting, imaginative or humorous contribution.
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 2:22 PM GMT
My brother in christ this thread is devoid of humour. Its some angry far right tory boy demanding to know if people have as much money as him Mischief
Report The Management February 27, 2023 2:30 PM GMT
I plucked some number out of the ether (because I was very bored!). I manipulated and cherry picked them to basically say that Red has come up 14 times out of the last 15 spins, so it should be red again today!

I got a couple of interesting replies (imo) and then you came along with all your anger. I can only assume that I have exposed you as the worthless non-entity that you are, on another thread sometime. 

I can't understand how me showing you to be a potless mug with nothing whatsoever to contribute, has turned me into an "angry far right tory boy" - but that is the funniest (and only funny) thing you have posted so far.

Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 2:37 PM GMT
In fairness, you havent shown me to be a potless mug tbf Confused

I am tho dont worry Mischief
Report The Management February 27, 2023 2:40 PM GMT
Shirley Knott???? Laugh

Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 3:29 PM GMT
Its all relative Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 3:46 PM GMT
stewarty b • February 26, 2023 8:18 PM GMT
The Management26 Feb 23 14:09Joined: 27 Dec 00 | Topic/replies: 8,891 | Blogger: The Management's blog
Fair play to stewarty b - he called me a potless mug - then asked me to prove otherwise by doing something that couldn't be forged, faked, photoshopped, fiddled, etc.

I did it - because it cost me nothing and took me 10 seconds - oh, and because I'm not a bullsh1tting fantasist.

Still nothing from you though.  You can't spare the 10 seconds BlushLaugh



I remember that well TM although I can't remember using the word mug!! You are far too polite to this utter scvm bag. I cannot read his posts as blocked a good while back. You should do the same imo. And yes, I can confirm you are man of decent wealth and an all round decent bloke.
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 3:47 PM GMT
I think a nigerian wrote that. Stewarty been hacked Mischief
Report The Management February 27, 2023 4:04 PM GMT
You really are a persistent bore! - but you are in good company, off the top of my head, in the past 23 years, a list of some of the people I have fallen out with on here (and stayed fallen out with) is:

Tobymug (in all his guises)
Gaze
The Miserable Sandwich Man
FartFromTheFace
Kemo sabe
Some multi-name mug called Baphornet
Some mug called Fine As Frogs Hair (wtf!)
Larabrown (and all of his/her many guises)
UnluckyFoursome (and presumably whatever you were called before that)

Admittedly it reads like a role call from Rampton - but you are a worthy addition to a fine list of fantasists, bores, mugs, after-timers, liars, fiddlers, cheats, attention seekers and frauds, even if I say do so myself.

Bonjour mug! Mischief
Report stewarty b February 27, 2023 4:19 PM GMT
It was actually 10k TM but regardless, why don't you not block this utter cretin? (I understand it's your choice)
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 4:21 PM GMT
Birds of a Feather Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 4:23 PM GMT
stewarty b • February 27, 2023 4:19 PM GMT
It was actually 10k TM but regardless, why don't you not block this utter cretin? (I understand it's your choice)


hahaha you cant make this sh1t up Mischief
Report stewarty b February 27, 2023 4:23 PM GMT
One other thing TM, this cretin and his ilk were the main reason Betfair got rid of chit chat. Some good eggs but many with plenty to say but non-punters like this low life stalking you.
Report stewarty b February 27, 2023 4:24 PM GMT
I can't read what he's saying but appear to have got an immediate reaction!
Report The Management February 27, 2023 4:24 PM GMT
UnluckyForSome27 Feb 23 16:21Joined: 16 Sep 21 | Topic/replies: 764 | Blogger: UnluckyForSome's blog
Birds of a Feather



I couldn't have put it better:

Tobymug (in all his guises)
Gaze
The Miserable Sandwich Man
FartFromTheFace
Kemo sabe
Some multi-name mug called Baphornet
Some mug called Fine As Frogs Hair (wtf!)
Larabrown (and all of his/her many guises)
UnluckyFoursome (and presumably whatever you were called before that)
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 4:26 PM GMT
FYI ive never posted in fcking chithat lol Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 4:26 PM GMT
Stewarty B and THE MANAGEMUG Love
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 4:29 PM GMT
Some weird guys Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 4:32 PM GMT
Im more worried about foxy top tbh. What adult male calls themselves that? its worrying Grin
Report foxy top February 27, 2023 9:21 PM GMT
it needs spelling out for you does it ?!

fox it up,

you boring cretin.
Report formoftheace February 27, 2023 9:49 PM GMT
Dreadful scenes on here…..imo…
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 9:54 PM GMT
foxy top • February 27, 2023 9:21 PM GMT
it needs spelling out for you does it ?!

fox it up,

you boring cretin.


hahaha this chap Mischief
Report foxy top February 27, 2023 10:17 PM GMT
hehehehe,

in your little mind with your idiotic Mischief emoticon you think you've got us all on the hook,

when in reality you are just showing you have nothing to offer,

what a plank !
Report UnluckyForSome February 27, 2023 10:34 PM GMT
Are you actually a teenage girl?Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 28, 2023 8:39 AM GMT
foxy top • February 27, 2023 9:21 PM GMT
it needs spelling out for you does it ?!

fox it up,

you boring cretin.


I cant believe an adult typed this lol Mischief
Report s.kenbo February 28, 2023 2:31 PM GMT
You seem to be making a bit of a song and dance about that, UFS. Even though he’s spelt it out for you I still don’t think you’ve grasped it. Fcuks It Up.
Report UnluckyForSome February 28, 2023 2:54 PM GMT
Boss, noone needs their stripper name explained ffs Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 28, 2023 2:58 PM GMT
I mean, yes we get it... prolly would have been hilarious in the 80s Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 28, 2023 3:01 PM GMT
s.kenbo • February 28, 2023 2:31 PM GMT
You seem to be making a bit of a song and dance about that, UFS. Even though he’s spelt it out for you I still don’t think you’ve grasped it. Fcuks It Up.


Dont make me destroy your sycophantic little online persona too Mischief
Report s.kenbo February 28, 2023 3:57 PM GMT
I can’t believe you typed that lol Mischief
Report UnluckyForSome February 28, 2023 4:13 PM GMT
It was easy tbh Mischief
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