How many forumites partners share their passion for the gee gees......

My wife likes a good ride.

Send her to me then…..

She says sorry, no weeners.

my ex wife looked like a horse.

Big jock…..

Mrs.Blue loves an afternoon at Epsom, Sandown and especially Goodwood but Plumpton on a Monday afternoon or midweek at Fontwell she's definitely a non jigger.

My wife suggested to me years ago that she knew far more about horse racing than i gave her credit for , so i tested her out with a small quiz.

She thought Henry Cecil was a snooker player.

My Mooses thinks J.P McManus used to be a Wrestler back in the 70s.

mrs stewyb wears a horse outfit during racing..she's only little and if she shouts a lot she becomes a little hoarse.

My other half thinks that a 'handicap' race is designed for disabled jockeys

best even money bet ive ever had wife made me choose between horseracing and her

Lydia Hislop said her bloke told  her she's slightly obsessed with horseracing ( but he didn't use the word slightly! )....but I suppose he finds enough good points.

Blow up dolls dont have opinions, admit it lads...

new one is mad for it, loves going on course, goes to bookies to put bets on bookies runner, its frustrating she picks names and trainers she likes and she does very well she knows a bit as being going racing for 30 years so its good we can have a chat about it and both looking forward to cheltenham, bought her a share for christmas so will be going to see it run,we didnt meet at racing just weeks later i found out she was going to york for 3 days on the p... so i joined her, champers costs but its good fun we both like a drink going racing and disco after lol, great having one into it,  the last one wasnt really into it but understood it paid for the holidays and bags so left me to it

That would be my dream.........but I stiiiiiiiiiill haven't found, what I'm looking for......

My wife likes paddock watching,her strongest view ever was in the Eclipse,I met her in the stand and she said Sadlers Wells makes the rest of them look like selling platers.I have been waiting ever since for her to be so confident about one.Of course I did not back him