Your top ten guests at your private dinner. (Dead or alive)

Miss stew,needs a puncture repair kit and do not insult Jim Baxter YSDC,you know nothing!!!

Marcus Tregoning

Swad

daniella westbrook and katie price.

George Orwell
Aldous Huxley
Sir Thomas More
Barney Curley
John Lennon
Harry Enfield
John Cleese
Muhammad Ali
Clement Atlee
Bob Moran
Neil Oliver
Mark Knopfler
Bob Dylan
Marilyn Monroe
Stan Laurel

Top ten pulling riders from the past….I could give them a good th@mping….

Hang on, James Willoughby a shocking omission from my list.

Only ten GEORGE and for the record you would be near the top of the forumites list, along with steve believe it or not. (there would be a snooker table on the premises to make sure the bill wasn't on me...)

Rico…..dishwasher…..and answer the door…….

1)Winston Churchill

The fat **** would be so pisssed on scotch by 4pm it's unlikely he'd be coherent enough to attend a dinner.
If he did make dinner, he'd be sat in his piss stained y-fronts propositioning Mrs Stew to the point you'd have to stick him in a cab and send the coount packing.

FOYSDC!! Start seething because the truth is going to be devastating when your 6 x 6 feet kitchen becomes overcrowded with your lies!!

Very harsh leif given we might have lost the war had Halifax been PM.

Thank you, stewy, most kind of you.

Actually, forgot about the Hitchens brothers.

Don't worry about there being more than 10, Stewy, I've got some foldy-up chairs in the shed they can sit on.

Clement Freud
Steve Ovett
George Foreman
Peter O'Sullevan
Bob Odenkirk
John Francome
Chesney Burnet Sullenberger III
George Orwell
John Peel
Carl Sagan

leafy wouldnt have any guests and never has

gb just zoomed in my estimation nominating the great orwell first up and including stan laurel. tapers off a bit after that. moore would be interesting but dour, still worthy of inclusion. lennon was a nobhead, dont understand the fascination with him.

id chuck in bach newton shackelton shakey brigitte bardot waugh marcus aurelius and wc fields, if only to share a sherbet

I never packed a racing person but like sixtwosix it would have to be Francome. As witty as you'll get.

Rico u sure can pick them

*picked.

john wilkes and dr. johnson 2 shokking omissions now i think about it

GEORGE.B 19 Jan 23 10:30 
Meisterzinger, 1pt EW @ 11-2, 8.30 Kempton

It looked a good effort from Meisterzinger when he was last seen in September over 10f at Chelmsford, when he had to work to get to the lead and then set the pace in what was the quicker of the two divisions of the handicap, and having probably kicked for home soon enough, had to settle for fourth place behind a couple of bang-in-form fillies and one who had picked up the pieces for third from off the pace, but he was clear of the remainder.

It's a concern that he hasn't been seen since, though he did win off a shorter break on his stable debut in 2021. He's again up against a couple of in-form fillies, and this will be his first start at Kempton, but as he seems pretty solid in the early betting markets, hopefully he's ready to roll.

I was going to invite Audrey Hepburn ......but if I had , there would have been no point inviting the others ....I wouldn't have noticed they were there.........

Joe Pesci (Just don't tell him he's funny)
Iron Mike (probably safer as above)
Michael Barrymore (It's OK, we don't have a pool, right)
Tiger (Best I pick him up)
McEnroe (Seriously)
Thierry Henry (Je ne sais quoi)
Usain Bolt (He'd better not be late. No excuse)
Mandela (If he's free)
Pope Innocent III (Bless him)
Augustus Caesar (He'll probably bring the salad)

Francome
Chemical Nicky
Giles Coren
My two best mates
Daniel Silva
Robert B Parker
Mike Lawson
Jacinta Ardern
All my dogs past and present (bar one ).
Rory (horse )

Henry Cecil
David Bowie
Jack Nicholson
Keith Richards
Neil Armstrong
A P O'Brien
Lee Trevino
Lulu
Kirsty Young
Victoria Coren/Mitchell
Elizabeth Taylor

Could probably name 20 and more...!

Lulu ! Ffs

Squawk

Nigella Lawson
Vicky Coren
Susannah Reid
Barney Curley
Jimmy Cricket
Aida Garifullina
Queen(The band)

Jack Dee
Henning Wehn
Paul Merton
Caroline Aherne
Nina Wadia
Big Mac
Mikaela Shiffrin
Joan Collins
Molly Renshaw
Helen Mirren

Bertrand Russell if one of them couldn't make it

John Francome
Lester Piggott RIP
Billy Connolly
David Jason
Rachael Blackmore
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Ian Curtis RIP
Victoria Coren
Chessie and Minnie OTRB
Walter Smith RIP

All the people in all the world dead or alive and some daft **** says Lulu ffs.

Mitolo and churchill would get on well
Proper pair of pish artists
Neither of them can/could recall what they did the night before

Lulu

Lester Pig - great horseman but who would understand a word he was saying ffs

        OI LEIF. !!

   

exactaman has a fabulous list but someone would have to stand,......

Aye, good choices Exacta, Bowie And Lulu could give you a rendition of " The Man who sold the World "

Kate Beckinsale
Jack the Ripper (for the reward money but must remember to seat him away from Kate)
George Best     (for the tales he could tell but must remember to seat him away from Kate)
Napoleon
Ali
Sugar Ray Robinson
Mark Twain
Elvis
Margot Robbie
Robbie Dunne

My top ten boring guests would be:-
John Cleese    not performing and in ordinary company he can bore for England.
Nigel Mansell    ever listen to this garrulous, wordy chap?
Dominic Raab    surely has had a charisma bypass?
The Reverend I.M. Jolly    when sober 
Andy Murray     Excruciatingly tedious speaker
Gareth Southgate   Ticks more boxes than an Amazon despatcher
Cressida Dick    Had to include a female to tick a box
Justin Timberlake   Were he ever to smile we would be sire to miss it
Any female hooked on using the phrase "hyper toxic masculinity"
Boris Johnson

I.Lester Piggott
2.Muhammad Ali
3.John Francome
4.Steve Ovett
5.Andy Murray
6.Sir Peter O'Sullivan
7.Red Rum
8.Brian Fletcher
9.Marvin Hagler
10.Lionel Messi

All my Sporting Hereos.

Elvis 11

acey deucy • January 20, 2023 1:28 PM GMT
Elvis 11

Don't serve burgers in case the fat b4stardo wolfs the lot

Elvis and Stallone

They sound the same….

Poor Elvis.  Probably the  most brutally and cynically ripped off superstar ever.

No mention of Tim Peake

Very strange….

Lulu….ffs..

Billy Connolly ffs

Glasgow bars are full of them….especially on a Saturday…same old patter….

WALOFS

And you would know…..

Haw yoooo

Ffs

Glasgow bars are full of them….especially on a Saturday…same old patter….

You are confusing Rab C Nesbitt with Billy, imo

You know what I mean

I’ve worked with countless guys from the west they all have the banter…

No in the same class as rab - more a jamesie cotter.
Still got the monk haircut?

1) Gaze
2) Wayne Gretzky

Incredible omissions 

I would enjoy that…..I doubt you would tho’…..

Sugar Ray Robinson



No idea how I left him out. Without doubt the best boxer ever and my all time sporting hero.

very charming man and good talker from the little video I've seen of Sugar Ray, Stewy
You would never think he was a boxer by the way he talked
No wonder Ali idolised him

reggie cray
pamela anderson
amy winehouse
general patton
marty feldman
gene hackman
henry cecil
viv westwood
oliver reed
adolf hitler

sorry ronnie not reggie^^^^^^

mitolo, it was brilliant until you used that last word, with all its horror profile and references.
Shame.

Indeed J-c-m. I have many hours of footage of the great man. Ultimately he paid a heavy price but the original dancing master who could deliver a knock out blow whilst going backwards in the ring.

I have Jewish friends and relatives so reluctantly I have reported Mipolo for that disgusting reference related to the Holocaust.
It's not even banter with Mirolo. he really is a sick piece of work.

reluctantly i doubt. i also doubt you have any friends. and im a raving philo-semite as you can see from my posts on the politics forum

To paraphrase Peter Green...

I don't claim to be a good Christian but I would be if I could.

So I'm going to scrap my list and invite just the one guest...

Jesus Christ.

I find it somewhat incredulous that Mirolo has constantly and consistently aimed such putrid vitriol my way for no apparent reason.
Hopefully he will enjoy his hiatus from posting on the forum and will acknowledge the error of his ways during his lengthy sojourn in isolation following this insidious and abhorrent hate outburst that the vast majority of a decent society find unpalatable when directed at the Jewish community.

May need to give up the alcohol in the meantime and thus return a refreshed and a more amiable chap.

yeah george,only so he could save Topman.

you cannot find something incredulous. you can be incredulous. im incredulous when confronted by such stupidity

constant vitriol? youisavinalaff. you dont even register. aside from that what a whingey whiny thing to post. on an anonymous gambling forum. pathetic. you poor thing

and nothing was directed at the jewish community. matter of fact im one of the few who regularly bangs the drum for israel. check my posts

your moralistic grandstanding is completely bogus. you are scared of me rubbishing your childish posts. thats the truth of it

and you give the game away by crying about being victimsed(which is what upsets you) and then mention anti-semitism.

any neutral observer will see this clearly

matter of fact im one of the few who regularly bangs the drum for israel.

I think the lady doth protest too much

bye bye anti-semite

Sharon Stone……..on her own …….

So your disgusting rant about Churchill was fine in your book then leif, but when someone says something you don't agree with you want them banned.! Funny old world.

correct glasgee. who would want someone banned? i want people i dont like or agree with to say what they please. if i dont like em they will soon know about it. grassing someone up to the censor is a sign of weakness and insecurity. 

leafy is full of phoney outrage but all he really wants is to shut down a critic of his nonsense

never seen such pathetic whingeing

It was still a poor analogy to use.

usyk
mike tyson
sir henry
Benjamin Disraeli
colins wife sarah
eric cantona
ryangiggs (to get advice on how to bed colins wife)
ruby walsh
bobby robson
richard from the local pub as hes the only one that chats to me.

James Gandolfini.
Jimmy Greaves.
Richard Littlejohn.
Grace Kelly.
Larry David.
Boris Johnson.
Margaret Thatcher.
Kristin Scott-Thomas.
W C Fields.
Charles Byrnes.