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Miss stew,needs a puncture repair kit and do not insult Jim Baxter YSDC,you know nothing!!!
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Marcus Tregoning
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daniella westbrook and katie price.
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George Orwell
Aldous Huxley Sir Thomas More Barney Curley John Lennon Harry Enfield John Cleese Muhammad Ali Clement Atlee Bob Moran Neil Oliver Mark Knopfler Bob Dylan Marilyn Monroe Stan Laurel |
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Top ten pulling riders from the past….I could give them a good th@mping….
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Hang on, James Willoughby a shocking omission from my list.
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Only ten GEORGE and for the record you would be near the top of the forumites list, along with steve believe it or not. (there would be a snooker table on the premises to make sure the bill wasn't on me...)
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Rico…..dishwasher…..and answer the door…….
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1)Winston Churchill
The fat **** would be so pisssed on scotch by 4pm it's unlikely he'd be coherent enough to attend a dinner. If he did make dinner, he'd be sat in his piss stained y-fronts propositioning Mrs Stew to the point you'd have to stick him in a cab and send the coount packing. |
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FOYSDC!! Start seething because the truth is going to be devastating when your 6 x 6 feet kitchen becomes overcrowded with your lies!!
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Very harsh leif given we might have lost the war had Halifax been PM.
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Thank you, stewy, most kind of you.
Actually, forgot about the Hitchens brothers. Don't worry about there being more than 10, Stewy, I've got some foldy-up chairs in the shed they can sit on. |
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Clement Freud
Steve Ovett George Foreman Peter O'Sullevan Bob Odenkirk John Francome Chesney Burnet Sullenberger III George Orwell John Peel Carl Sagan |
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leafy wouldnt have any guests and never has
gb just zoomed in my estimation nominating the great orwell first up and including stan laurel. tapers off a bit after that. moore would be interesting but dour, still worthy of inclusion. lennon was a nobhead, dont understand the fascination with him. id chuck in bach newton shackelton shakey brigitte bardot waugh marcus aurelius and wc fields, if only to share a sherbet |
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I never packed a racing person but like sixtwosix it would have to be Francome. As witty as you'll get.
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Rico u sure can pick them
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*picked.
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john wilkes and dr. johnson 2 shokking omissions now i think about it
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GEORGE.B 19 Jan 23 10:30
Meisterzinger, 1pt EW @ 11-2, 8.30 Kempton It looked a good effort from Meisterzinger when he was last seen in September over 10f at Chelmsford, when he had to work to get to the lead and then set the pace in what was the quicker of the two divisions of the handicap, and having probably kicked for home soon enough, had to settle for fourth place behind a couple of bang-in-form fillies and one who had picked up the pieces for third from off the pace, but he was clear of the remainder. It's a concern that he hasn't been seen since, though he did win off a shorter break on his stable debut in 2021. He's again up against a couple of in-form fillies, and this will be his first start at Kempton, but as he seems pretty solid in the early betting markets, hopefully he's ready to roll. |
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I was going to invite Audrey Hepburn ......but if I had , there would have been no point inviting the others ....I wouldn't have noticed they were there.........
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Joe Pesci (Just don't tell him he's funny)
Iron Mike (probably safer as above) Michael Barrymore (It's OK, we don't have a pool, right) Tiger (Best I pick him up) McEnroe (Seriously) Thierry Henry (Je ne sais quoi) Usain Bolt (He'd better not be late. No excuse) Mandela (If he's free) Pope Innocent III (Bless him) Augustus Caesar (He'll probably bring the salad) |
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Francome
Chemical Nicky Giles Coren My two best mates Daniel Silva Robert B Parker Mike Lawson Jacinta Ardern All my dogs past and present (bar one ). Rory (horse ) |
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Henry Cecil
David Bowie Jack Nicholson Keith Richards Neil Armstrong A P O'Brien Lee Trevino Lulu Kirsty Young Victoria Coren/Mitchell Elizabeth Taylor Could probably name 20 and more...! |
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Lulu ! Ffs
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Nigella Lawson
Vicky Coren Susannah Reid Barney Curley Jimmy Cricket Aida Garifullina Queen(The band) |
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Jack Dee
Henning Wehn Paul Merton Caroline Aherne Nina Wadia Big Mac Mikaela Shiffrin Joan Collins Molly Renshaw Helen Mirren |
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Bertrand Russell if one of them couldn't make it
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John Francome
Lester Piggott RIP Billy Connolly David Jason Rachael Blackmore Jennifer Love Hewitt Ian Curtis RIP Victoria Coren Chessie and Minnie OTRB Walter Smith RIP |
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All the people in all the world dead or alive and some daft **** says Lulu ffs.
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Mitolo and churchill would get on well
Proper pair of pish artists Neither of them can/could recall what they did the night before ![]() Lulu ![]() Lester Pig - great horseman but who would understand a word he was saying ffs |
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OI LEIF. !!
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exactaman has a fabulous list but someone would have to stand,......
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Aye, good choices Exacta, Bowie And Lulu could give you a rendition of " The Man who sold the World "
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Kate Beckinsale
Jack the Ripper (for the reward money but must remember to seat him away from Kate) George Best (for the tales he could tell but must remember to seat him away from Kate) Napoleon Ali Sugar Ray Robinson Mark Twain Elvis Margot Robbie Robbie Dunne |
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My top ten boring guests would be:-
John Cleese not performing and in ordinary company he can bore for England. Nigel Mansell ever listen to this garrulous, wordy chap? Dominic Raab surely has had a charisma bypass? The Reverend I.M. Jolly when sober ![]() Andy Murray Excruciatingly tedious speaker Gareth Southgate Ticks more boxes than an Amazon despatcher Cressida Dick Had to include a female to tick a box Justin Timberlake Were he ever to smile we would be sire to miss it Any female hooked on using the phrase "hyper toxic masculinity" Boris Johnson |
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I.Lester Piggott
2.Muhammad Ali 3.John Francome 4.Steve Ovett 5.Andy Murray 6.Sir Peter O'Sullivan 7.Red Rum 8.Brian Fletcher 9.Marvin Hagler 10.Lionel Messi All my Sporting Hereos. ![]() |
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Elvis 11
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acey deucy • January 20, 2023 1:28 PM GMT
Elvis 11 Don't serve burgers in case the fat b4stardo wolfs the lot ![]() |