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OnTuesday i will be going to my local Ladbrokes heavily disguised carrying a large plastic shopper.I will sit at a table reading Lads copy of the Racing post and then i will slide the centre into the shopper leaving the cover on the table replacing the middle with a Sun newspaper.I will the pick up the shopper and walk to the door nonchanlantly. Once outside i will turn left and step up the pace breaking into a run when i near the corner where my wife will be waiting in the car( false plates) with the engine running . i will jump in GO GO GO.
They may suss me by Friday so i may have to resort to old school .A balaclava and a pistol hand over all your copys of the Racing post.I am not paying £4 Fu pound for a post.
They may suss me by Friday so i may have to resort to old school .A balaclava and a pistol hand over all your copys of the Racing post.I am not paying £4 Fu pound for a post.
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You got no fakin chance buddy i was stopped before i even got to the door.
No chance , it's got a security token on it and if it's anywhere near the door the alarm will be going off
better to go in with previous days copy and swap them. much easier and the geezer wont suspect anything until the next wagon notices. im lucky in that i can steal from it waitrose every day.
the serious crimes squad will be staking out all shops during chelters
4-90 euros in Ireland
Best thing in it his bryony's pictures shouting for betfair
fodder for the dart board
Best thing in it his bryony's pictures shouting for betfair
fodder for the dart board
TO be fair you would be better off keeping the Currant Bun.
will be going up as usual this week. in line with fuel probably.
Up to £4.20 Monday-Friday and £4.50 weekend. Joke innit.
Worth it just to see the comedy value of birch trying to tip just ONE winner. Guys clueless. But he THINKS he knows what he's doing.
waitrose chosen chelt week to stop selling it. had to buy the thing. now faced with a daily 3 mile trek to nearest supermarket i can steal it from.
Easier to go into the supermarket with a pritstick and barcode from The Beezer (60p).
Swift bit of Blue Peter slight of hand and you are quids in.
Lassie on the till won't suspect a thing.
Swift bit of Blue Peter slight of hand and you are quids in.
Lassie on the till won't suspect a thing.
I love it east end boy.
Unwittingly you may have hit upon a great marketing ploy for the RP - give it away fro free for the four days of the festival!
Imagine the goodwill that would generate amongst its ( exisiting ) and potential reader base! But they are too narrow-minded to even contemplate such an action which they could easily hide away within their future pricing policy.
And we might still never buy it again anyway.
CHELTERS BELTERS - RACING POST FREE ALL WEEK!
All they need now is a jingle!
Unwittingly you may have hit upon a great marketing ploy for the RP - give it away fro free for the four days of the festival!
Imagine the goodwill that would generate amongst its ( exisiting ) and potential reader base! But they are too narrow-minded to even contemplate such an action which they could easily hide away within their future pricing policy.
And we might still never buy it again anyway.
CHELTERS BELTERS - RACING POST FREE ALL WEEK!
All they need now is a jingle!
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